HI, Don’t know how true it is… BUT ITS FUNNY J —————————— This is Ultimate….. I bet after reading u may want to try “SELF-SUICIDE”…. [‘self- ‘ ???…this is just a beginning]…HAPPY JOURNEY ! Below are profiles taken from shaadi.com .These are actual ads on a matrimony site. Grammar and
muhabbat nahi hai koi kitabo ki bate Samjoge jub ro kar kuchh katoge rate Jo chori ho gaya to pata chala dil thahumara , Kahete the hum bhi varna kitabo ki bate ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Zindagi mein agar tum akele ho to pyaar karna sikhlo, aur pyaar kar liya hain to izhaar
Dono Baithe Thhe Jaise Bejan Tasvir, Nikle Jo Lafj, Badal Hi Gayi Taqdir, Koshishe Hain Mitane Kee In Haatho Ki Lakir, Tere Bandhan Mein Bandhe Hain, Jaise Koi Janjeer. Dil Todne Walon Ko Saza Kyu Nahi Har Kisi Ko Pyar Ki Dua Kyu Nahi Log Kehte Hain Ishq To Ek
Wo Kehti Hai Suno Jana’n Mohabbat Mom Ka Ghar Hai Tapish Ye Bad Ghumani Ki Kahee’n Pighla Na De Isko Mai Kehta Hoo’n K Jiss Dil Mai Zara Bhi Bad Ghumani Ho Waha’n Kuchh Aur Ho Tau Ho Mohabbat Ho Nahi Sakti Wo Kehti Hai, Sada Aisey Hi Kya Tumm
Our Relationship Haaton mein leeye paemana, jaam dhoonda karta hoon. Tere sang gujarne ko, ek saam dhoonda karta hoon. Duniya wale humare rishtey ko, yu hee badnaam karte hain. Ke main eis rishtey ko, dene ek naam dhoonda karta hoon. Teri khwaabon mein, goojartei hain raaten. Teri yaadoin mein, kattei
geele kagaz ki tarah hai zindagi apni, koi likhta bhi nahi koi jalata bhi nahi. iss kadar akele ho gaye hai hum aajkal, koi satata bhi nahi koi manata bhi nahi. By A friend – madhvi Samani
Bheegi Aankho Se Muskurane Me Maza Aur Hai, Haste Haste Palke Bhigane Me Maza Aur Hai, Baat Khehke Toh Koi Bhi Samjhe, Khamoshi Ko Koi Samjhe Toh Maza Aur Hai. Kanta Na Hota, Toh Phool Ki Hefazath Na Hoti, Andhera Na Hota,To Roshini Ki Zarurath Na Hoti, Agar Mil Jati
Zyada Na Thi Hasrate Dil Ki, Chaha Tha Bus Thodi Si Khushi Milti, Wo Chand Khushiya Bhi Hame Alvida Kah Gaye, Yu Lagata Hai Zamane Ki Nazar Lag Gaye, Zindgi Me Har Kadam Par Dhokha Khaya, Jo Chaha Tha Wo Khabhi Na Paya, Hamari Kismat Bhi Hame Daga De Gaye,
Har taraf netaon ki mehfil jami hai Jhuthen wadon ki hod si machi hai In sabke mukhoute,mukhoute hi rahegen zameer inki to kabse soyi padi hai
lafz aap do, geeth hum banayenge manzil aap pao, raasta hum banayenge, khush ap raho khushiyan hum dilayenge , ap bas dost bane raho, dosti hum nibhayenge 2)log har mod pe ruk ruk ke sambhalte kyun hain itna darte hain to phir ghar se nikalte kyun hain main na jugnu