Girls Profiles from portals!!!

Girls Profiles from portals!!!


Don’t know how true it is… BUT ITS FUNNY J

This is Ultimate….. I bet after reading u may want to try  “SELF-SUICIDE”….

[‘self- ‘ ???…this is just a beginning]…HAPPY JOURNEY !

Below are profiles taken from  .These are actual ads on a matrimony site.

Grammar and spelling errors have no place in these profile description as everything is-

Straight from the heart!

[watch out for the final few ones!

English  lovers TAKE CARE ]

Hello To Viewers My Name is Gundumani , I am single i dont have male,If   any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my ho me . I am not a good education but i working all field in bangalore .. if u like me u welco me to my heart… when ever u whant to me et pls visit my resident

or send u letter..


yours Regards ~*~

(Truly yours)


i want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from Orissa state

she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other ho me work

What Ho me work???


I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every mo me nts of life. I

love to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first step of love.

I am looking for my dreamboy who will love me more than i. Because i

love myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late co me on

……..hold my hand forever !!!

(The dil effect)


i am simple girl. I have lot of problem in my life because of my

luck. now
i am looking one boy he care me and love me lot lot lot

(I don’t know why but this is one of my favorites)


i want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans in house but

while steping out of house he should give recpect to our cast

(???????????????? What the hell…)








(all of us are loughing {laughing})


whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be so me one

groom and he must think of the future life if he is toolike this he

would be called the man of the lamp

(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this girl wants)

Infact she doesn’t know wat she wants ?.. ? A LAMP ? ?


i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and I

love the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok

(I am again clueless but I liked the use of ‘ok’. The person is

Suffering from ‘Ok-syndro me ‘)


iam pranati my family histoy my two brother two sister and father &

Mother. sister completely married

(so me body please explain how to get married

( Confused ????? )


my na me is devi and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me

pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes

Height of desperation!


iam kanandevi. i do own sistar.he was marred.

(No com me nts)

(Plz for gods sake ask so me body’s help in framing sentence )


hello i am a good charactarised woman. i want to run my life happily.

i divorced my first husband. his charactor is not good’. i expect the

good minded and clean habits boy who may be in the sa me caste or other

caste accepted …

(but credit cards not accepted..???)

(Perhaps Debit Cards accepted ?…)


I am Sharmila my colour is black, but my heart is white. i like social



(Gosh!!!!!!!! she knows her heart color)


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  1. This one is a killer from a Punjabi matrimonial column:

    Tall goodlooking Jat landowner looking for good looking Punjabi girl. Must be tall (5’5″ & above), fair, college graduate, employed/unemployed no bar and family must own tractor. Please send picture of tractor.

  2. all of these profiles are too funny… enjoyed reading all of them… 🙂

  3. Hello everyone,
    poor boys…this is all they can do. no offense.

  4. relaxs yaar

  5. Heyyy Mehul , Heeren……

    relaxs yaar…….
    no offence taken……come on…
    of course it is funny…
    thora sa mazak maine bhi kiya…..
    I hope k bura nahi lagga…..

  6. Hey,
    Amarjeet What i thought by reading this in my was it was damn funny thought written,
    so i thought to share No offence i feel men and Women are the same,
    Hope you understand if i find any like you did will post that too

  7. Well Heeren,

    abhi to bataya k tumne nei post ki ..mehul ne ki hai…
    ab keh rehe ho k mazak k liye post ki maine..

    it is a good mazak…

    yahaan koi comparison ki baat hi nahi…..
    both are good in their own ways…..

    it is not right to say k one is better than the other…
    it is not about being better..
    it is about respecting each other..

    Yaar ..yeh to maan na padega k that was a very good article…women in your life

    Sorry yaar ……could not just let you guys laugh at us ladies….

    someone had to say something…..

    shaid mazak hi tha….

    just expressing my opinion..

    don worry…

  8. Kis ne bhi yeh post kiya…..
    it does not matter……

    well…..hota hai…..

    one thing is obvious…..
    people tend to forget the simple things
    in life…….

    kaise koi shadi kerega when the qualifications are too many??
    yeh bhi cahiye, woh bhi chahiye…..

    meri wife aisi honi cahiye aur mera husband aisa hona chahiye…..

    where are the simple values gone??

  9. HI all,

    Yaar yeh mene post nahi ki mere hote bhai mehul ne ki

  10. Profile on one matrimonial site sent by a GUY…..

    The devdas of today looking for her paro.
    The best gurl for me would be anyone who think love is above anything.
    Someone who is caring, sincere, childish at times and above all someone who would make me think of living in the dreamland.
    Looking to your eyes, i would find god.

    DREAMLAND? he’s got to grow up….
    find god?? hmmmmm…..

    1 more………

    Guy searching a Girl as a Grand Gift from God.
    Am little bit calm and shy.
    Expecting a homely girl to my Home and she should be Mordern to the mordern world.

    Grand gift??
    this is like what a lucky draw??????

    homely to home n modern to the modern world???…..boy……

    Heyy guyss…..
    it is the same on profile posted by men seeking marriage….

    even we girls can have a good laugh……….

    you want more??????

  11. cHECK THIS OUT…..
    it is taken directly from one matrimonial sites….

    watching a nice & simple girl for serious relation. She should be good looking & beautiful, cool minded, talkative, similing face, moderate and belongs from UAE, USA, UK, Australia or from any Europe countries etc. If any girl/women get interest in me then she can contact with me directly on my personAL E-MAIL.
    watching a nice n simple girl??
    looking for wife or Miss universe??

    no wonder its dificult to get married these dayzz……

    n moreover “BELONGS” to UAE,USA,UK
    AUSTRALIA,or from any europe countries etc…..
    what u mean by belong?????

    Baaki countries mein jo ladkya hai kya woh shaadi k layak nahi hai kya…..

  12. You keep laughing too KHALID…..

    YOU MEN ARE REALLY MEAN…..!!!!!!!!!

  13. Heyyy Heeren,

    Ya…..very funny yaar…..

    I think you should dig out something similar written by eligible bachelors
    looking for brides too……

    Having fun??? This is mean yaar…..

  14. Be-chaari ladkyan !!!
    I feel sorry for them.
    Heeren? You’v been so mean in
    finding this article and putting
    it up on this site!
    (I still can’t stop laughing)

  15. Hi all,

    yar mehul this one is too funny i can show this to mom … i am sure she will not look for a girl on matrimonial sites after readinig this 🙂

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