Funny SMS Shayari Collection

Aise apni Wife ho

5’4″ jiski height ho,

Jeans jiski tight ho, Chehara jiska bright ho,

Weight mein thodi light Ho, Umar me difference slight ho,

Thodi see wo quiet ho, Aise apni Wife ho.

Sadak per sab kahe kya cute ho,

Bheed me sab kahe side ho, side ho,

India ki paidaish ho,

Saas ki seva jiski khwahish ho Aisi apni Wife ho.

Padosi jab baat kare to haath me knife ho,

Dinner candle light ho, Dono me na kabhi fight ho,

Milne ke baad dil delight ho, Yeh poem padhke sab kahe

“Guru,tum right ho”,

Aise apni Wife ho.

Kaash yeh concept 0.0001 percent bhi right ho

Agar aisi apni wife ho to kya hasin life ho

Har kisi ki yahi farmaish ho Kudrat ki bhi aajmaish ho

Khudah ke software mein bhi bug ki na gunjaish hoo

…aisi apni wife hoo……aisi apni wife hoo… …aisi apni wife hoo…

Jiski samajdaar hai wife

Samjho uski settle hai life

Har kaam hoti hai right

Kaali zindagi bhi ban jaati hai white

Kahin naam hoti nahi hai black

Wo chuwa deti hai smack

Kisi bhi baat mein hota nahi hai not

Garmi ka din bhi lagta nahi hai hot

Itni achchai se wo karti har work

Khane ke samay bhi uthana nahi padega fork

Ghar mein zhagda ka khin hota nahi name

Aapke parivar ke sadyasa jaisi ban jaati hai same

Ghar ko ye achchi tarak karti hai handle

Parivar ke har aadmi ko bana deti hai gentle

Apne saas sasur ki karti hai respect

Har baat ko wo hans kar karti hai react

Aisi hoti hai ek samajdaar wife

Jo bana eti hai ek best life

Masoom mohabbat ka bas itna sa fasaana hai

Kaagaz ki haveli hai

Kya shart-e-mohabat hai

Kya shart-e-zamana hai

Awaz bhi zakhmi hai aur geet bhi gaana hai

Kashti bhi puraani hai

Toofaan ko bhi aana hai

Samjhe ya na samjhe vo yeh andaaz mohabbat ke

Ek shakhs ko aankhon se ek sher sunaana hai

Bholi si adaa koi fir ishq ki zidd par hai

Fir aag ka dariya hai aur phir doob ke jaana hai….

Woh kahate hai hum se ke

Aapka Message Churaya huwa hota hai..

Woh kahate hai hum se ke

aapka message churaya huwa hota hai..

Yu to net par SMS ka khazana hota hai..

Kuchch to kadar kar lo Zalim(Tum)..

Aakhir selection to Hamara Hota hai…..

Premika:- Tum to bass apne kaam mai lage rehte hoo

meri to koi parwah hi nahi hai tumhe!

premi:- Oyee pyar karne wale kisiki parwah nahi karte……..

Haridwar main BABA ka Mela laga hua hain

Prasad main Kambal bate ja rahe hain.

Kisi our ko mat batana ye sms sirf selected

BHIKARIYOKO bheja ja raha hain.

Agar manzil ko pana hai to himat saath rakhna,

Agar pyar ko pana hai to aitbar saath rakhna,

Agar hamesha muskurana ho to BRUSH AUR PASTE SAATH RAKHNA.

Wo gulab hi kya hai jis me laali na ho

Wo gulshan hi kya hai jis me maali na ho

Wo SASURAL hi kya kai jis me SAALI na ho

Arre yaaro wo program hi kya hai jis me Taali na ho

Ek janaje ko dekhkar ladki muskarai,

baba bola jawan maut par yu hasa nahi karte,

Beti boli baba wada kiya tha jab bhi milenge mauskraywnge

ek ladki thi dewani si mobile lekar ghumti thi

shama ke ghabra ke wo kuch karti rahti thi

jabbhi milti thi mujhse hamesa puchti thi ye on kaise hota hai

santa:itna sara log football ko lath kahe mar rahe hai?

banta:gol karne ke liye.

santa:sasura gol hi to hai aur kitna gol karenge

Ladkiyon ke college me strike thi,

Ladke bhi unke saath the Ladkiyon ne naara lagaya:

HUMARI MAANGE Pichhe se awaaz aayi SINDUR SE BHARO

Gulaab ko bhi Kamal bana deter,

Uski ek ada pe kai gazal bana dete…

Kambhakt marti nahi mujh par ladkiyaan,

Warna LUCKNOW me bhi TAJMAHAL bana dete…

Jabh aankh mein nami si hoti hei,

Dil mein kisiki kami si hoti hei,

Jabh aankh jukh jaaye toe nami sukh jaaye,

Par koi bataaye kaise dil ka dukh jaaye…!

aaj bhi karte hain tera hi intezaar,

aankhen ruki,dhadkan ruki,saansen ruki.

ruk gayi ye zindagi. Phir bhi aas karti hai ye karar,

janmon tak karenge tera hi intezaar

teri yaadon ke sahare duniya me rah lete hai..

teri juddai ka gam chupchap sah lete hai..

samjhaya dilko yeh raaz chupana..

par aansu banke wo sab kah dete hai..

jhooti hansi hansne ki aadat ho gayi hai

zindagi teri yaadon ki ibaadat ho gayi hai

bas saans chal rahi hai is murde mein

ab rooh to tere saath hi rukhsat ho gayi hai

Nazar andaz kaise kare aapko,

Nazro me bithaya hai aapko,

Yaad aane par roye bhi to kaise,

Darte hai kahi Jhuki Palke chubh na jaaye aapko..!!!

GAGAN KE TOOTEY TARO KA HAAL KISNE PUCHA HAI,

JANHA MEIN DEEVANO KA HAAL KIS NE PUCHA HAI ,

SABHI NE PHULO KO CHAHA HAI SULAGTI RAKH PE

DEEVANO KA HAAL KIS NE PUCHA HAI

Ek hi tamanna hai is fakir ke paas,

Meri tasvir lagana apni tasvir ke paas…

Taki dekhe to log kahe,

Dekho Raanjha kaise baitha hai apni Heer ke paas…

Yaadon ki dhund me aapki parchai si lagti hai,

Kaano me gunjti shahnai si lagti hai…

Aap karib ho to apnapan hai,

Warna seene me saanse bhi parai si lagti hai….

Dhoond lo koi tumhe mil hi jayega,

magar hamari tarah pyar tumhe kaun kar payega,

mumkin hai chahat ki nazar se koi dekh le tumhe,

aankhen hamari kahan se payega

Rang wale rang se tasveer badal dete hain,

Nikle hue kamaan se teer badal dete hain…

Tumse mere do aansu na badle gaye,

Badalne wale to taqdeer badal dete hain….

Samundar ki ret pe naam kabhi likhte nahi,

Ret pe likhe naam kabhi tik te nahi.

Aap kehte ho ki tum patthar dil hai,

Par patthar pe likhe naam kabhi mit te nahi….

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