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Wo College Ke Din

1.On being Late
Kab shuru hua?
Attendance ho gayi kya??
Kal raat der tak gappe marte rahe yaar
Mein kya karu, wo bathroom mein ghusa hua tha
Aab nind nahi khuli to mein kya karu bolna kal kya padaya tha sir ne
Kal se pakka class karunga
Ek page de na. abe pen bhi to de.
Yaar iss class ke liye koi subah kaise aa sakta hai

2. During the lecture
Yesss !!!! Sir.The answer is .huuuummmmm.aaaaaaaa¦
No sir¦..I know the answer .sir¦.
Saala apne aapko Newton samajta hai
Abe lecture ko chod¦.. dekh wo kya lag rahi hai aaj
Uske bagal mein nahi baith sakta tha.gadha.
Kya bore ho raha hai. Bola tha movie dekhne chalte hain 
Heads, we go Movie , Tails, we go Movie now!!!
class khatam hote hi Soft drink chahiye

3. Lab
Expt. 2 Kiya kya??
Isme Karna kya hai??
Yeh bhai¦..mereko aata to tere pass kyon aata
Are tu to bura maan gaya. dikha na

4. Tests
Tests???? ¦..Aree yaar 
Kya abe Test mein itna topic hai to annual mein kya hoga¦.
Boss¦.. hogayaaur nahi ho saktajaan nahi de sakta.
Oh !!! Itna syllabus cover ho gaya ?
Aaj kounsa test hai?
Oye Mera dost kaha haiuska roll number mere baad hai.wo nahi aaya to mein pakka fail¦.
After test
yaar pada tha¦.recall nahi kar paya.chhod na . Canteen chalega¦

5. For attendance (less attendance isliye attendance badane ke liye bahane)
I was in the class lecturer mark karna bhool gaya 
Oye usko thoda khus kar list se tera naam hata dega
Bola tha proxy regularly maar. Saale teri class karne ka kya faida hua¦..

6. Late submission of Projects
Maine usko bola thaa ki copy karke mera assignment bhi saath mein submit kar dena
Last date extend hui thi
I didn™t know the last date
Ab mein kya karu usne mereko bole bina hi submit kar diya.
They should allow XEROX

7 . After exam
Yeh bhi syllabus mein thaa kya?
Achha !!! ye aise hota hai kya?
Ye Kaunsi book me tha
1st mein 3 marks¦..2nd mein 0.3rd mein 2.Gaya.fail pakka.
Yaar notice lagte hi faad denawo kya soochegi mera marks dekh kar

8 VIVA (b4 exam)
Submission ab tak hua nahi hai , VIVA kya ghanta doonga
AeeeRohit¦..terese kya poocha.
External ke ghar mein bacche nahi hai kya.
Dekh Boss!! external bhi aadmi hai. Usko pata hai students ki ab tak preparation nahi hui hai

9 . VIVA (General)
Dekh , tu jo bhi padhega , woh (external) tereko woh nahi poochhnewaala, then watz the point
Roll no. 1 aur 2 ki watt laga di hai
External is asking Bermuda Triangle ka Magnetic force kitna hai
Ye kounse unit mein aata hai

10 . Submission
Ye bhi chhapna hai kya?
Iska bhi print-out lena hai kya?
Jai ho computer baba kijai ho Ctrl C – Ctrl V ki.
Tujhe Sir ka sign aata hai kya?
Ye tune kya likha hai????
(The best one)
Jo word samajh mein aa raha hai woh likh, jo nahi samajh mein aa raha hai uski drawing nikal
Phir bhi, kuch to idea hoga??
 Maine uska likha hai, mera assignment check ho gaya , tu bhi wohi kar.
Koi hint
Are baba ghasit dena tu samjega na wo

12. Exam
Jo (mujhe) aata hai, woh (paper mein)aata nahi hai; jo nahi aata hai who aata hai
ye question 2 saal se nahi poochha hai
ye last time hi poochha thaa
tere paas is ke notes hai??
woh chapter¦ mark weightage 6 marks¦ (facial ex-pressions speaks the story)
nahi samjha to rat le
External ke aane ke pura scene hai. 
Iss paper mein roll number ka kya order hai
Pichle paper mein to kuch to aata tha.issmein to anda aata hai
Ek aur din ka gap de dete to kya 3rd World War ho jata tha kya

bas ek bar wapas lautne ka man karta hai
Aaj har wo baat yaad aati hai.
kuch buri batein jo ab acchi lagti hain
kuch batein jo kal ki hi batein lagti hain
abki baar class attend karne ka man karta hai
Dopahar ki class mein aakhen band karne ka man karta hai
hostel ke chat ki wo raat yaad aati hai
exam ke time pe wo hasi mazak bahut pyari lagti hai
tab ki bekar lagne wali photo™s chehre pe hasi laati hai .
Apni galtiyon pe tumse daat khana yaad aata hai.
Par tumhari galti dekhne ka man karta hai
Aaj tum bahut yaad aate ho.
fir waise hi subah uthne ka man karta hai
bas ek bar wapas lautne ka man karta hai
bas ek bar aur .
wapas lautne ka man karta hai

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