Funny SMS Hindi Shayari

Kuch Ne kaha Wisky is Risky
Kuch Ne Kaha Wisky nahi to Zindgi Miss Ki
Par Main Kehta hu Girlfriend Se jyada Risky Koi Nahi
Aaj Teri To Kal Pata Nahi Iski Ya Uski…………

Girlfriend Ko Palko Par Bitha Lo……….
De Kar Khushi Uske Sare Gum Chura Lo
Pyar Karo Uski Saheli Ke Samne Itna
Ki Uski Saheli Bhi Kahe Janu Muje B Pata Lo

Aaj mosam me kuch ajeeb si baat hai,
bekabu se hamare jazbat hai,
ji cahta he tumko chura le tumhi se,
par mummy kehti hai ki chori karna buri baat hai

Kyu Meri Nazar Tere Chehre se hat’ti nahi
Fadna Chahu Teri Tasveer par Phat’ti Nahi
Sari Duniya Ke Samne Tuje Line Marta Hu
Fir Bhi Tu Mujse…………. Kyu Pat’ti Nahi

Tuta Jo Mera Dil To Sabka Dil Tod Dunga
Gujri Fiza Bahar Ko Wapas Mod Dunga…
Agar Tu Aaj Bhi Na Patti Mujse O Sanam
Kasam Khuda Ki Tuje Patana Chhod Dunga..

Mithi Mithi Yaado Ko Palko Me Saja Lena
Sath Guzre Lamho Ko Dil Me Basa Lena
Main Shampoo Lagaye Baitha Hoon Faraz…………
Bijli Aaye Tu Moter Yaad Se Chala Dena………..

Aaj Unki Gali Se Mera Janaza Nikla…..
Par Wo Na Nikle Jinke Liye Janaza Nikla
Uska Ghar Aate Hi Mere Dost Sity Bajane lage
Rakh K Mera Janaza Sale Use Patane Lage