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Funny Shayari in Hindi – Funny Shayari {2018 }

hame to apno ne luta gairo me kaha dum tha.
meri kisti waha dubi jaha pani kam tha!!
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Agar koi hame acccha lagte hai to achha wo nahi acche hum hai…
& Agar hume koi bura lagta hai to jaan lo ki bura wohi hai kyo ki hum to achhe hi hai na……
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What Is The Biggest Benefit Of Having Girlfriend
In The Same College Or School Where You Study???

. . . . . . . . . . . 100% Attendance … =P =D
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Lamhe ye sunhere kal sath ho na ho,
kal me aaj jaisi baat ho na ho,
yaadon ke hasin lamhe dil me rehenge,
tamaam umar chahe mulaqat ho na ho
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Aansu aa jate hain aankhon mein,
par labon pe hasi lani padti h,
yeh mohabbat bhi kya cheez hai yaaro,
jisse karte ho usi se chupani padti h
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Ae khuda dua ye meri khali na jaye ke mere dost ki plko me kbhi ansu na aye,
ansu nikle to khushi k nikle gm ke ansu mere hise me aa jaye.
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Phool bankar muskurana zindagi h,
muskurake gum bhulana zindagi h,
milkar log khush hote h to kya hua,
bina mile dosti nibhana bhi zindgi h.
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Leke hm dusro ki hasi kya kre,
jo apni nhi wo khushi kya kre,
tanha jine se behtar h mr jaye hm,
jab sath tm nhi to zindgi jikar ky kare..
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Wife: kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar tumhare hathon me rehti
Hus: meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane her din nayi nayi to milti..
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Bolti h dosti chup rhta h pyar,
hasti h dosti rulata h pyar,
milati h dosti juda krta h pyar,
phir bhi kyun dosti chodkar log pyar krte h.
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Kaise khde ki unse mlne ki chhat nhi,
bkarar dil ko ab b rhat nhi,
bhula dete unhe b mgar kya kre,
kisi ko bhulane ki is dil ko adat nhi…
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Hoth kh nhi sakte jo fsana dil ka,
shayad nzro se vo bat ho jaye,
is umid se krte h intezar rat ka,
ke shayad sapne me mulakat ho jaye.
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Zindgi h nadan isiliye chup hun,
drd hi drd subh sham isiliye chup hun,
keh du zamane se dastan apni,
usme aayega tera naam isiliye chupa lu
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Aap ka ashiyana dil mein basaya h,
apki yado ko sine se lagaya hai,
pata nahi yaad apki hi kyo aati hai,
dost to hamne auro ko bhi banaya h.
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Tum kya jano kya hai tanhai is tute hue patte se pucho kya h judai,
yu bewafa ka ilzam na de zalim,
is waqt se puch kis waqt teri yad na ayi
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Frindship opens many doors each with a different view
but none could be more beautiful view than the door that leads to u
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Sbse loving kon: TUM,
sbse sweet kon: TUM,
sbse cute kon: TUM,
in sb me TUM se zyada kaun:HUM lekin duniya me sbse ache dost kaun:HUM TUM
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Kisi na kisi pe kisi ko aetbar ho jata h,
ajnabi koi shks yar ho jata h,
khubiyo se nhi hoti mohabat b sada,
khamiyo se b aksar pya hojata h
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Zindgi me hmesha SMART log milnge,
kahi zyada to kahi km milnge,
choice zra sochke karna,
zaruri nahi hr jagah tumhe hum jaise milenge..

Funny Shayari for Friends

Fasle mita kr apas me pyar rkhna,
dosti ka ye rishta hmesha yuhi brkrar rakhna,bichad jaye kabhi ap se hu,
ankho me hmesha hamaa intzar rkna
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Yaadon mein hum rahein ye ehsaas rakhna,
nazron se door sahi dil ke paas rakhna,
ye nahi kehte ke sath raho dur sahi par yaad rakhna
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.Na chaho kisi ko itna ki chahat aapki majburi ban jaye,
chaho kisi ko itna aapka pyaar uske liye jaruri ban jaye
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Gm ki ahat n aye tere dr pr,
pyar ke samnder ka tm b 1 kinara ho,
bhul se jo tapke teri ankho se moti,
thame wohi jo tumhe sbse pyra ho…
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Be slow in choosing a friend
& slower while loosing them bcoz
friendship is not an opportunity
its a sweet rsponsibility
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Baat bahut khas mere sath ho gayi,
Kar diya humne ijhare ishq mobile se,
Lakh rupaye ki baat 40 paise me ho gayi!!
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Sardar ne makhi k par tor k kaha,Urr ja.
But..
makhi nahin uri, Sardar ne kaha,
Sabit hua agar makhi k par tor diye
jaye to makhi sun nahin sakti.
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Boy:Tum mujh se shadi kro gi?
Girl:NahiBoy: Laikin Q?
Girl:Meray ghar walay nhi manain gay
Boy:Ghar main kon kon hay?
Girl:1 Husband aor 3 bachay.
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Hum apko dekhne ki chahat rakhte hain,
Aapki har baat dil me chupaye rekhte hain,
Najane kub AAP T.V per aa jayen,
Isi liye din raat Cartoon Network lagae rekhtay hain..

 

Funny Shayari on Love

Muje jala dena, ya dafna dena,
Marte waqt ek ghoont beer pila dena,
Main tajmahal nahi mangta Mere Dosto…..
Bas meri qabar pe ek girls hostel bana dena.
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Bole Begam Ek din kuch kaam kyun nahi karte.
Muflasi ki dhop se bache chawara ho gaye.
Cheekh kar bola Mian ab is se barh kar kya karo.
Ham kabhi tarbooz kabhi Aalo bukhara ho gaye.
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School ke Dino me Pyar Hua
Propose Kiya Letter Dekar
Jawab Aaya Kitaab me Chupkar
Kabi mulakat hui hi Nahi
Qki Kitab Kbi hamne chui hi nahi
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Agar usko is baat ka khayal aa jaye,
khatam dunia ka sara bawal ho jaye,
lag jai tax ladkiyo ke make up par,
kasam khuda ki india fir se malamal ho jaye ,
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Teri Yaad Me Main Raat Bhar Peeta Reh Gaya………..
Fefde Fat Ke Bahar Aa gaye Din Bar Seeta Reh Gaya..

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