Women are like….
…..The stock market,
They are irrational and can bankrupt you if you are not carefull.
They take too long to warm up and a better modle alwaysÂ comes
along once you’ve already got one.
If you dont feed them with enough money you face serious consequences.
Useful for one very specific pupose but otherwise just high-maintenance
They are always cold and never seem to have a drink when you need one.
They look good for a whileÂ but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.