Santa Banta Jokes In Hindi

Santa :-Yaar Banta Dr. ne kaha mujhe AIDS hai. Yeh AIDS hoti kya hai?

Banta Singh:-

A – Ab

I – Iss

D – Duniya se

S – Sat shri akal.

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Santa and Banta in a football stadium..

Santa : Paaji, yeh log ball se kya kar rahe hain?

Banta : goal kar rahe hain!!!

Santa :”lekin paaji ball toh pehle se gol hain , aur kitni gol

Karenge?”

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Santa To Banta:

oye tu her SMS mujhey tu duo bar q bhejta hay?

Banta:

vo is lia k ager tujhey ek forward kerna ho tuo doosra teray paas

rehna chaiyeh na

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Santa: raat paros wali larki mere dream main ayi thi

Jeeto: Acha? phir akeli he ayi ho gi

Santa: (Hairan ho ke) haan akeli thi lekin tumhain kese pata?

Jeeto: kyon ke us ka husband mere dream main aya hua tha

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Santa: Why there are always two cops in a car patrol ?

Banta: In case the siren won”t work, one of them to scream

“Wouuuu-Wouuuuu” and the other –

“Blue, Red, Blue, Red, Blue, Red..”

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