Mehul
Santa prays daily for 2 hr, Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagade. After 11 yrs VaheGuru angrily appeared & said,Khoti de putar 1 vari ticket to le ley
Pichhli Raat Chand ne mujhse kaha, jb tumhara dost tumhein SMS nahin karta, to tum use chhod kyon nahin dete, Maine mud kr use dekha aur kaha………………….Oyeeeeeeeee Koi Gariv v Hunda Hai
Kara key bahney assan raat sari tali aie channa kadon aawien ga sawier hoon wali aie dekhya na mukh tera tarey sarey luk gaie motie day phul meri bawan vich suk gaie
aasi thak gaye ya soniye teri kar kar udeak, tere rahan vich palkha vichaye baithe ha, eh thakna v hoya sanu soneo manjur, Jado di yaari tere naal aasi layi baithe ha.
Baap: Munay, aaj aasman se ek pari aye gi or tumhen aik choooti munni gift kar jaey gi. Beta: O ja Abba, chawlan na maar, ammi nu jaldi hospital le k ja..
Rah De Wich Khona Okha.Apna Aap Lakona Okha.Enni Wadh Gaye Wunya Dari.Kalleyan Beh ke Rona Okha.Dagh Muhabbat Wala Bahu.Lag Javay Ta Dhona Okha
Kuj lok zulm karn nu tyar baithe ne, kuj lok sade ute dil haar baithe ne, is jor ajmai ch pta nhi lagda, kithe dushmn te kithe dildar baithe ne, kaun kehnda es jag ch sare matlabi ne, Edhr dekh yara saade jahe yaar baithe ne. Rocking Gabru
Ek waari ek baba bus wich ek kuri nu jappi pa lenda h.. Kuri kehendi h wat r u doing..? Baba kehnda h kismat de naal milda kamliye pyaar buzurga da..
Vehnde hanju di jubaan nahi hundi,Lafzan ch mohabbat byan nahi hundi, Pyar mile taan usdi kadar karo,Kismat har kise te meharban nahi hundi
boy:sohniye tenu padan di lod nhi. tenu ek ek parchi fadawange. rakh mitra te yakeen tere 100 cho 100 number dwawange. girl:dafa ho pare!pichhle saal tere yakeen te me befikar hoke aayi c. pepar c mera chemistry da te mainu parchi histri di fadayi c.
