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In phoolo me ab to mehek hi nahi hai, In raaho ki ab koi manzil hi nahi hai, Kar leta mai mom agar koi patthar dil hota to, Par yaha to kisi me insani dil hi nahi hai.
Propose Karne Ka Sher:Kutta Mar Gaya Rajaai Mein, Main Paagal Ho Gaya Teri Judaai Mein Haathi Nadi Mein Beh Nahin Sakta, Apun Tere Bina Reh Nahin Sakta Khush Ho Tum Tu Khushi Meri Ho Ro Tum Tu Ankhen Num Meri Hon Ae Dost Hamari Dosti Itni Gehri Ho K Sarak
Roothe hain woh kuch iss tarah humse, Ke samajhna mushkil ho gaya, Kya pata koi khata hui humse, Ya koi aur unke zyada kareeb ho gaya. By -Ashu Alwarya
Raat ki tanhai me unko awaaz diya karte hai Raat me sitaron se unka zikre kiyakarte hai, Woh ayen ya na ayen humare khwabon me, Hum toh bus unhi ka intezaar kiya karte hai ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Aap Gairon ki baat karte hain, humne Apno ko Aajmaya hai! log Katoan se bachkar
Azad BHARAT ke Nalayako, aj agr valentine day hota to msg box overflw hota. Chalo utho & sab ko 26 Jan ki shubhkaMnaye do. HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY
Wife to her husband: janu meri blouse utaro.. AB aisa karo mera ghaghra bhi utaro. Aur khabardar Jo aaj k baad mere kapde pehne to :p ~~~~~~~~~ Old Man-
Jinhain chaha bahut hm ne, magar apnaa nhi paey Bht ankhon ne barish ki, mujhe woh yad jb aaey Bary daway thy hm tm se, juda ho kr bhe jee lain gay Magar ek lamha bhar ki hm, judai seh nahin paey Main jin ki rah takta hn na jany
Wada kero per nibhana sikho Chahat dil mein rakho per jitna sikho U hi kisi ko intizar na karvao Koi ager pyar se SMS kare to jawab dena sikho. If you would cure anger, do not feed it. Say to yourself: ‘I used to be angry every day; then every
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