Latest Gujarati Whatsapp Shayari Jokes

Andhari raat ni chaadar sametai ne,

Suraj ni roshni dharti par felai..

Pankhida ni kilkilat sambhdai ne,

Phoolo ni sugandh hawa ma relai

Honth 6e laal ne Gulabi 6e gaal,

Kem 6upavi sakis tu tara dil nu aa haal,

Mane dekhay 6e tuj ma muj nu bhavishya

Tu j 6o mari aaj ne kaal

Nain Ne Nain Male Jyaa Chana,

Thaye Banee Dil Deewana (2)

Tamne Parka Manu K Manu Potanaa,

Ho,HuMDuM Tamne Parka Manu K Manu Potana

Pyaar ni rangeen lat monghi padi,

Aag sathe ni ramat monghi padi,

Jeet-ta jeetayi gayi baji badhi;

Ek aa Dil ni ladat monghi padi.

Ochintu koi mane raste male ne dhire thi pu6e k “KEM

6e?”

Aapne to kahiye k “Dariya si moj ma ne Upar thi kudrat ni rahem 6e

Chhagan:

Aa hasi-khushi thi bharelu jeevan kevu hoy 6e?

Magan:

Aeva jeevan ni mane kyanthi khabar.

Mara to Lagna j Bachpan ma thai gya 6

Yaado ma tamari aash bani ne aavis,

Dil ma tamara vishwas bani avis

Yaad karjo bus sacha mann thi

Amaas ni rate poonam no chand bani ne avis

Meena: Te kem tari kaamwali ni kadhi muki?

te to bahu sari hati.

Tina: Aetle j kadhi muki,kem k te mara pati ne pan bahu j sari lagti hati.

Hu Jagto rahyo aakhi raat,

Pan kahi na sakyo mara dil ni vaat,

Aankho ma hata aasha bharya sapna,

Pan aavi na nindar ne viti gai raat.

Prem.. Prem.. Prem.. ma

Aa padya chhe badha prem ma,

Pela m ke chhe ke “Sundar” maja no khado

Pachhi thi paade badha moti raado.

Aaje kamal eni nigaho kari gayi

Unchu pranay nu star hatu,nichu kari gayi

Aankho ma ras hato te,

Aankh Ma Aankh malavi hriday ma bhari gayi.

Kaink lakhvanu mann thay ne haath na upde

Ae munjhvan 6e mane….

Koi na sapna jova hoy ne nindar na aave

HuMDuM Ae rog 6e mane

Kasuye mann nu dharyu bane 6e j kya?

Mane swapna ma tu male j 6e kya?

Nadee k sarowar vahe 6e j kya?

Have zanzva 6etre 6e j kya?

=HuMDuM=

Mara maran par tame aansoo na bahavsho,

Mara maran par dosto gam na karsho..

..Mari yad aave to sidha upar j aavjo!!

Jivan maa JAS nathi,

Prem maa RAS nathi;

Dhandha maa KAS nathi,

Javu chhe swarg maa,

pan eni koi BUS nathi..

Tu hase chhe jyare jyare,

tyare tyare tara gaal ma khada padechhe.

Hu vicharu chhu betho betho

ke mara shivay aa khada ma ketla pade chhe

G – gentle

U – understanding

J – jolly

A – adorable

R – royal

A – aggresive

T – tough

I – intelligent

This much quality only 1 cast have,

Yes, its GUJARATI..

Bolya kare a maitri,

chup rahe a prem

milan karave a maitri,

judai satave a prem

hasave a maitri,

radave a prem,

to pan loko maitri mukine kem kare chhe prem??!!

Gujju Premi: Darling mere kaan me kuch halka sa,

kuch narm sa, Kuch namkin sa, Kuch mitha sa kaho!

Premika: DHOKLA

Aavta haso cho.

Jata haso cho.

Savare haso cho.

Ratre haso cho.

Sukh ma haso cho.

Dukh ma haso cho.

Tamne shu lage cheee ?

Tame ekla j “Close UP” ghaso chooo !???

Nayan ma Vasya Che Jara yaad karjo,

kadi kaam pade to yaad karjo,

mane to padi che aadat tamne yaad karwani,

jo hichki ave to maf karjo…………..

Dur Rahine Pan Pase Rahevani Mane Adat Che,

Yad Banine Ankho Mathi Vehvani mane Adat Che,

Pase Na Hova Chata Pase J Lagis Mane ehasas Banine Rehvani Adat Che.

Bhina varsad ni komal

bund moklu chhu,

aankh to khol tane

ujas moklu chhu,

pila padi gaya pratiksha na

pandada,

antar thi tane khusbu bhari

yad moklu chhu…

Bolo nahi to chalse Mithi nazar bas che,

Haso nahi to chalse Dil ma rakho to bas che,

SMS karo k na karo tamari marji,

Tame aa SMS vancho a j bas che..

Dil par hamlo tayo ne dil tuti gayu.

koi k che k manobal khuti gayu

khoti buma bum che doctroni

aa to tame yadd aaya ne bicharu dhabkaro chuki gayu.

Mari kabar par lilu lilu ghas ugelu joi…

loko kahe chhe…Aane to marya pachhi pan lila laher chhe….

Mausam badlayo ane thandak thai gai,

Tamara msg vina zindagi bechain thai gai,

Tame bhuli gaya cho amne ke pachi,

SMS ni skim puri thai gai…

Aavo na aavo tame khayal ma pan farak

kya padyo chhe mohabbat na haal ma,

verso viti gaya chata rakhya che sachvi

aansun tamari aankh na mara rumaal ma..

Svas aave jai chhe eni yaad maan,

fulo keva karmay chhe eni yadma,

kahevu chhe ghanu badhu kahi shakatu nathi,

Sabdo smarmay chhe eni yadma..