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Hum aise aashik hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge,
Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge..
Agar wo aa jayegi mere jindgi me,
To Reliance ki kasam DELHI me bhi Tajmahal bana denge..

Bakre ne bakri ko seeng maara, bakre ne bakri ko seeng maara
abbbbe oyeee phir kya hua
Bakri ne bhi bakre Ko seeng maar diya

Tu ne mere man se khela,
Tu ne mere tan se khela,
Tu ne mere dil se khela,
Tu ne mere Dhan se khela,
Tu ne mere man, tan, dil aur dhan se khela,
…..

Wo hamari zindagi main kuchh is tarah se aaye.
Wo hamari zindagi main kuch is tarah se aaye.
Jaise hare bhare khet main Bhais ghus jaye.

Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita
Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita
Tan ki shakti, manki shakti, Bournvita

Aaj! aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain
Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain….
JAISE KAL CHAMAK RAHE THE !!!

aasman mein char tare
aasman mein char tare
do tumhare do hamare

Maine tujhe dekha
Dekhta raha, Dekhta hi gaya
Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya

Dil ke arman ansuo me beh gaye,
Hum gali me the gali me reh gaye…
Light chali gayi,
Jo baat unse kehni thi wo unki mummy se keh gaye….

Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai,
Unke aane ki aas lagti hai
unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane
Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai

Originally posted 2017-06-13 01:26:24.

43 Responses

  1. e khuda aaj ye farman likh de,

    har khushi shayari padhne vale k nam likh de,

    agar uski khushi k liye jan chahiye

    to us maut pe mera nam likh de.

  2. pyar ka pehla,

    ishq ka dusra,

    &
    mohabbat ka tisara,

    word adhura hota hai,

    so hum tumhe chahate hai

    y?
    chahat ka har word pura hota hai……..

  3. Khamosh mahhobat ka ehssas hai woh,
    meri khawish mere jajbat hai woh
    aksar dil mein yehi khyal kyun ata hai
    mere dil mein meri pahli khoj or akhri
    Talash hai woh.

  4. U stole my memoriz i xcused u,
    U stole my laugh i xcused u,
    U stole my smile i xcused u,
    Bt dis iz 2 much “mere kutte ka biscuit wapas karo”

  5. Unka waada hai
    ki vo laut ayenge
    issi umeed par hum
    jiye jayenge
    yeh intezaar bhi
    unhi ki tarah pyaara hai
    kar rahe the, kar
    rahe hai or kiye jayenge.
    9616744060 u.p shobu

  6. joke*pappu eats 8 butter naan at a party and is suffering from
    Constipatin.praying & crying in toilet: hey bhagwanya to jaan nikal de,ya to naan nikal d.

  7. class me ladki ne bra se biscuit nikala thoda kha ke phir bra mein chupa liya.
    Teacher: ye kiya ho raha hai?
    Navjot bola: Sir biscuit dudh mein duba duba kar khaya ja raha hai………

  8. Kya Hona Tha Aur Kya Ho Gaye Hum
    Unke Husn Ke Deewane Hue Hum
    Waqt ke Haatho Itna Majboor Na Hona Tha Ki Apne hi Naam Ke Mohataj Hue Hum

  9. Phoolon se Dosti Sabhi Karte Hai,
    Humne Kaanto Se Pyar Kiya Hai,
    Magar Dekh Kudrat Ne ye Fer Har Bar Kiya Hai,
    Unhi Kaanto Ne Hamara Daaman Tar-Tar Kiya Hai.

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