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Hum aise aashik hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge,
Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge..
Agar wo aa jayegi mere jindgi me,
To Reliance ki kasam DELHI me bhi Tajmahal bana denge..

Bakre ne bakri ko seeng maara, bakre ne bakri ko seeng maara
abbbbe oyeee phir kya hua
Bakri ne bhi bakre Ko seeng maar diya

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Tu ne mere man se khela,
Tu ne mere tan se khela,
Tu ne mere dil se khela,
Tu ne mere Dhan se khela,
Tu ne mere man, tan, dil aur dhan se khela,
…..

Wo hamari zindagi main kuchh is tarah se aaye.
Wo hamari zindagi main kuch is tarah se aaye.
Jaise hare bhare khet main Bhais ghus jaye.

Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita
Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita
Tan ki shakti, manki shakti, Bournvita

Aaj! aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain
Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain….
JAISE KAL CHAMAK RAHE THE !!!

aasman mein char tare
aasman mein char tare
do tumhare do hamare

Maine tujhe dekha
Dekhta raha, Dekhta hi gaya
Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya

Dil ke arman ansuo me beh gaye,
Hum gali me the gali me reh gaye…
Light chali gayi,
Jo baat unse kehni thi wo unki mummy se keh gaye….

Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai,
Unke aane ki aas lagti hai
unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane
Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai

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Comments 43

  1. ayushi says:

    hy how r u

  2. f_l_u_r_t_y ^b_o_y says:

    e khuda aaj ye farman likh de,

    har khushi shayari padhne vale k nam likh de,

    agar uski khushi k liye jan chahiye

    to us maut pe mera nam likh de.

  3. f_l_u_r_t_y ^b_o_y says:

    pyar ka pehla,

    ishq ka dusra,

    &
    mohabbat ka tisara,

    word adhura hota hai,

    so hum tumhe chahate hai

    y?
    chahat ka har word pura hota hai……..

  4. Mehul says:

    @Susma Lol very nice

  5. Rupinder says:

    To
    Sanju

    teri yaad kade bholdi nahi,
    aunde rahan khyal tere,
    oh pal kade bholde nahi,
    jo beet choke ne nal tere.

  6. Rupinder says:

    Khamosh mahhobat ka ehssas hai woh,
    meri khawish mere jajbat hai woh
    aksar dil mein yehi khyal kyun ata hai
    mere dil mein meri pahli khoj or akhri
    Talash hai woh.

  7. Susma says:

    U stole my memoriz i xcused u,
    U stole my laugh i xcused u,
    U stole my smile i xcused u,
    Bt dis iz 2 much “mere kutte ka biscuit wapas karo”

  8. shobu says:

    Unka waada hai
    ki vo laut ayenge
    issi umeed par hum
    jiye jayenge
    yeh intezaar bhi
    unhi ki tarah pyaara hai
    kar rahe the, kar
    rahe hai or kiye jayenge.
    9616744060 u.p shobu

  9. Baby says:

    Englih starts with a,b,c
    Marathi starts with a,ah,ae
    & LOVE starts with 143.

  10. Baby says:

    I love you ILYAS

    Please call me

  11. praveen says:

    ham aise ashiq hai

  12. IRFAN says:

    How to send sms in my mobile any body send me dealy 5 or 6 sms in my mobile my no.in 9450280580 up.

  13. navjot says:

    joke*pappu eats 8 butter naan at a party and is suffering from
    Constipatin.praying & crying in toilet: hey bhagwanya to jaan nikal de,ya to naan nikal d.

  14. navjot says:

    class me ladki ne bra se biscuit nikala thoda kha ke phir bra mein chupa liya.
    Teacher: ye kiya ho raha hai?
    Navjot bola: Sir biscuit dudh mein duba duba kar khaya ja raha hai………

  15. Sanjay Solanki says:

    Kya Hona Tha Aur Kya Ho Gaye Hum
    Unke Husn Ke Deewane Hue Hum
    Waqt ke Haatho Itna Majboor Na Hona Tha Ki Apne hi Naam Ke Mohataj Hue Hum

  16. Sanjay Solanki says:

    Phoolon se Dosti Sabhi Karte Hai,
    Humne Kaanto Se Pyar Kiya Hai,
    Magar Dekh Kudrat Ne ye Fer Har Bar Kiya Hai,
    Unhi Kaanto Ne Hamara Daaman Tar-Tar Kiya Hai.

  17. Abhi says:

    @fatima – Vah Kya THOUGHT HAI

  18. fatima says:

    aasman mein char tare
    aasman mein char tare
    do tumhare do hamare

  19. Nimish says:

    i am sending sum funny sharyi

  20. Kiran says:

    funniest jokes

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