College Drinking Quotes

College Drinking Quotes and Sayings
College Drinking Quotes

Here are many funny college drinking quotes that anyone who has ever attended a college party can relate to.
• “Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” – Benjamin Franklin
• “Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.” – Dave Barry
• “A telephone survey says that 51 percent of college students drink until they pass out at least once a month. The other 49 percent didn’t answer the phone.” – Craig Kilborn
• “College is like a fountain of knowledge – and the students are there to drink” – Unknown
• “A man’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another drink.” – W. C. Fields
• “Don’t drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.” – Bumper sticker
• “The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one.” – George Bernard Shaw.
• “To Alcohol! The cause of, and solution to all of life’s problems!” – Homer Simpson
• “You’re not drunk if you can lay on the floor without holding on to anything.”- Frank Sinatra
• “Beauty lies in the hands of the beerholder.”- Unknown
• “College is the best time of your life. When else are your parents going to spend several thousand dollars a year just for you to go to a strange town and get drunk every night?” – David Wood
• “Prohibition makes you want to cry into your beer and denies you the beer to cry into.” – Don Marquis
• “But the greatest love–the love above all loves, Even greater than that of a mother—is the tender, passionate, undying love, Of one beer drunken slob for another.” – Irish saying
• “What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for.” – Irish proverb