College Drinking Quotes and Sayings
College Drinking Quotes
Here are many funny college drinking quotes that anyone who has ever attended a college party can relate to.
â€¢ â€œBeer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.â€ – Benjamin Franklin
â€¢ â€œNot all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.â€ – Dave Barry
â€¢ â€œA telephone survey says that 51 percent of college students drink until they pass out at least once a month. The other 49 percent didnâ€™t answer the phone.â€ – Craig Kilborn
â€¢ â€œCollege is like a fountain of knowledge – and the students are there to drinkâ€ – Unknown
â€¢ â€œA manâ€™s got to believe in something. I believe Iâ€™ll have another drink.â€ – W. C. Fields
â€¢ â€œDonâ€™t drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.â€ – Bumper sticker
â€¢ â€œThe fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one.â€ – George Bernard Shaw.
â€¢ â€œTo Alcohol! The cause of, and solution to all of lifeâ€™s problems!â€ – Homer Simpson
â€¢ â€œYouâ€™re not drunk if you can lay on the floor without holding on to anything.â€- Frank Sinatra
â€¢ â€œBeauty lies in the hands of the beerholder.â€- Unknown
â€¢ â€œCollege is the best time of your life. When else are your parents going to spend several thousand dollars a year just for you to go to a strange town and get drunk every night?â€ – David Wood
â€¢ â€œProhibition makes you want to cry into your beer and denies you the beer to cry into.â€ – Don Marquis
â€¢ â€œBut the greatest loveâ€“the love above all loves, Even greater than that of a motherâ€”is the tender, passionate, undying love, Of one beer drunken slob for another.â€ – Irish saying
â€¢ â€œWhat whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for.â€ – Irish proverb
Originally posted 2015-04-22 16:16:55.