College Drinking Quotes and Sayings
College Drinking Quotes
Here are many funny college drinking quotes that anyone who has ever attended a college party can relate to.
• “Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.†– Benjamin Franklin
• “Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.†– Dave Barry
• “A telephone survey says that 51 percent of college students drink until they pass out at least once a month. The other 49 percent didn’t answer the phone.†– Craig Kilborn
• “College is like a fountain of knowledge – and the students are there to drink†– Unknown
• “A man’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another drink.†– W. C. Fields
• “Don’t drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.†– Bumper sticker
• “The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one.†– George Bernard Shaw.
• “To Alcohol! The cause of, and solution to all of life’s problems!†– Homer Simpson
• “You’re not drunk if you can lay on the floor without holding on to anything.â€- Frank Sinatra
• “Beauty lies in the hands of the beerholder.â€- Unknown
• “College is the best time of your life. When else are your parents going to spend several thousand dollars a year just for you to go to a strange town and get drunk every night?†– David Wood
• “Prohibition makes you want to cry into your beer and denies you the beer to cry into.†– Don Marquis
• “But the greatest love–the love above all loves, Even greater than that of a mother—is the tender, passionate, undying love, Of one beer drunken slob for another.†– Irish saying
• “What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for.†– Irish proverb
Originally posted 2015-04-22 16:16:55.