Santa – My Wife Died Yesterday.. I Am Trying To Cry But Tears Are Not Coming Out, What To Do? Banta – No Problem. Just Imagine She Came Back. 😀 Santa Banta Sms – Love104.Org Petrol Ke Rate Badhne Par Santa Bola: “menu Koi Farak Nahin Penda. Pehle Bhi 100
1. when in college : Hum honge kaamiyaab, Hum honge kaamiyaab ek din
Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi, Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi, Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki, Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!! ************ ********* ********* ********* ***** Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum Doob kar
Six answers given by a GIRL when she is proposed. 1 Nahi 2 Mujhe waqt chahiye 3 I have always seen u as a friend 4 I already have a boy friend 5 We should concentrate on studies 6 Tum abhi tak mujhe jante kahan ho? Yeh infatuation hai. Six
Pathan apni miss se:Miss kal apne mujhe miss call kyun di the? Miss:mene to ap ko koi miss call nhi di.. Pathan:To kal mere mobile pe ye kyun likha arha tha
Tumse doori ka ehsaas jab satane laga, Tere saath guzra har lamha yaad aane laga, Jabbhi tumhe bhulne ki koshish ki, Ae dost tu dil ke aur paas ! aane laga.. ` Ham tere dil mein rahenge ek yaad bankar, Tere lab pa khilenge muskaan bankar, Kabhi hamein apne se
Boy said to Girl- Aa mere dil me aaja Girl replied- Chappal utaroo kya? Boy- Chal pagli ye koi mandir thode hi h aise hi aaja NEW MARRIED COUPLE OF SARDAR & SARDARNI Girl- hamari shaadi ko 24 ghante ho chuke h boy- aur aisa lag raha h jaise kal
Overtaking thru the wagon…This guy must be in real hurry… ANNUAL MEETING OF WOMEN DRIVERS No…I just pressed accelerator mistaking it for brake… You have to be really focussed in terrains, otherwise… This guy must be a kin of Osama… F-1 in air… No words to describe… Poor Pilot… Poor
hmmm socho ji socho aisa hota to amul wale agar movie banate to title kaise hote kuch aise
Santa: My mobile bill how much? Call centre girl: Sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status Santa: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL. Banta built 2 Swimming Pools. And he left one of them unfilled? When asked him, he said,