Do Ghadi Zulfaan Dee Chhaavein Behen De !!!
Khalid Poonjh na tuun mere hanjhu rehen de, Veh rahe ne jis taran eh vehen…
inside the Class
* Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
* Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.
* Cut an apple into two halves – take the bigger half.
* Shhhâ€¦Quiet, boysâ€¦the principal just passed away in the corridor
* You, meet me behind the class ( meaning AFTER the class) when I am empty
(meaning when he is FREE).
* Both of u three, get out of the class.
* Close the doors of the windows please .. I have winter in my nose todayâ€¦
* Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silverâ€¦..
* Take 5 cm wire of any lengthâ€¦.
About his family
* I have two daughters. Both of them are girlsâ€¦(?)
At the ground
* All of you, stand in a straight circle.
* There is no wind in the balloon.
To a boy, angrily
* I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk?
Giving a punishment
* You, rotate the ground four timesâ€¦
* You, go and under-stand the treeâ€¦
* You three of you, stand together separately.
* Why are you late – say YES or NO â€¦.(?)
Sir at his best
Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance, he happened to see one of our boys at the theater, though the boy did not see them. So the next day at schoolâ€¦ (to that boy) – â€œYesterday I saw you WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theaterâ€
* To a beautiful girl who is trying to make excuses for coming in late
â€ What is this ? Yesterday you were lying with the principal and today you are trying to lie with meâ€
* To a boy telling him to summon a girl â€œHey boy, Call girl !â€
* Telling a student to put a picture on the wall before an exhibition â€œBoy, hang that picture on the wall or I will hang MYSELF â€
* Student : â€ Sir, would you mind if I sit in the back of the class. â€
Prof. Bihari : â€ No, No! â€¦ I have no mind . â€œ