Some Interesting Facts About Women
By Heeren on May 25, 2009 in Email Share, Funny Emails
# Women especially love a bargain. The question of ‘need’ is irrelevant, so don’t bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair game.
# Women never have anything to wear. Don’t question the racks of clothes in the closet; you ‘just don’t understand’.
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# Women need to cry. And they won’t do it alone unless they know you can hear them.
# Women will always ask questions that have no right answer, in an effort to trap you into feeling guilty.
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# Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they feel a need to fill it, even if they have nothing to say.
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# Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are. That’s why soap operas and Oprah Winfrey-type shows are so successful.
# Women hate bugs. Even the strong-willed ones need a man around when there’s a spider or a wasp involved.
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# Women can’t keep secrets. They eat away at them from the inside. And they don’t view it as being untrustworthy, providing they only tell two or three people.
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# Women always go to public restrooms in groups. It gives them a chance to gossip.
# Women can’t refuse to answer a ringing phone, no matter what she’s doing. It might be the lottery calling.
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# Women never understand why men love toys. Men understand that they wouldn’t need toys if women had an ‘on/off’ switch.
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# Women keep three different shampoos and two different conditioners in the shower. After a woman showers, the bathroom will smell like a tropical rain forest.
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On May 25, 2010 at 20:32:25, lilith said:
this is a stereotypical, boringly chewed-up kind of main stream bull crap that helps keep the status quo and the empowering of men.
real women are different then one other and don’t fit in these men-made boxes. the ones that try to fit in find it very uncomfortable but dares to tell no one for she is afraid of being regarded as odd.
encourage diversity, not generic stereotypes!
On May 25, 2010 at 22:49:13, adhd said:
lilith, lighten the hell up, its called comedy, like there arent any about men
i am a feministAND i am male, you sound like a bitter old lesbian
On Jan 28, 2011 at 00:38:41, Jennifer said:
I guess I am a man then LOL
One and only one interesting fact about men:
They are stupid.
On Feb 17, 2011 at 21:34:16, meg said:
Wow. I just feel like I should let the author know that this isn’t funny. I wasted my time by reading this.
Based on the vocabulary, grammatical errors, and close-minded perspective, I’m going to guess the boy who wrote this is around 13 years old.
Am I right?!
Buddy, let me help you out… You know nothing about women… you’re better off waiting until you’re an adult before you make a pathetic attempt to help men understand women. Or better yet, don’t bother sharing your opinions. writing clearly isn’t you’re thing. Sorry.
On Feb 23, 2011 at 02:55:50, james said:
hahahahaha….
damn good…hahaha cant stop laughing..
On Mar 3, 2011 at 04:18:59, Sam said:
Hmmm… sad. Even sadder that some people would agree with this chauvinistic bullshit. I am not offended, just saddened at the kind of mind that finds this amusing. We are doomed as a species.
On Jul 27, 2011 at 10:56:56, dr faisal said:
Your response further varifies the saying said above.
On Oct 19, 2011 at 10:42:24, ravi said:
The best point in this article is “Women can’t keep secrets. ” this is the problem in women.