Delhi Ka Anubhav Ek Kavi Ki Zubani !

Ek din, mein dilli pahuncha, Station pe ek coolie se
bahar jane ka rasta pooncha, Coolie ne kaha bahar jaake
poocho.

Maine khud hi rasta doondh liya, Bahar jaake taxiwale se
pooncha, “bhai saab chandni chowk ka kitna loge?” jawab
mila, “bechna nahi hai..” taxi chod, maine bus pakad li,
conductor se pooncha, “ji.. kya mein cigarette pi sakta
hoon?”
wo gurrra kar bola, “hargiz nahi, yaha cigarette pina mana
hai.” Maine kaha, “par wo janab to pi rahe hai!” Phir se
gurrrraya, ” usne mujhse pooncha nahi hai.”

chandni chowk pahucha, hotel gaya. Manager se kaha, ” mujhe
room chahiye, satve manzil pe.”
Manager ne kaha, “rahane ke liye ya koodne ke liye?”
Room pahucha, waiter se kaha, “ek paani ka gilas milega.”
Usne jawab diya, “nahi sahab, yaha to saare kanch ke milte
hai.”

Hotel se nikla dost ke ghar jaane ke liye, Raste me ek
sahab se pooncha, “janab, ye sadak kaha ko jaati hai?”
Janab hans kar bole, ” peechle bis saal se dekh rahan hoon,
yahi padi hai….”

Dost ke ghar pahucha, to mujhe dekhte hi chownk pada Usne

poocha, “dilli
kaise aana hua?” Ab tak to mujhe bhi aadat pad gayi thi,

Maine bhi jawab
diya, “Train se..”

Meri aaobhagat karne ke liye dost ne apni biwi se kaha,
“areeee sunti ho… mera dost pehli baar ghar aaya hai,

uuse kuch taja
taja

khilao..” sunte hi bhabhiji ne ghar ki sari khidkiya aur

darwaje khol
diye.

Kaha, “taji hawa kha lijiye.”
Dost ne phir se badi pyar se biwi se kaha, “areeee sunti

ho…inhe jara
apna

chalis saal purana aachar to dikhana.” Bhabiji ek batli
me rakha aachar le
aayi, Maine bhi apnapan dikhate hue bhabiji se kaha,
“bhabhiji, aachar
sirf dikhayengi, chakhayengi nahi….?” Bhabiji ne taak jawab
diya, “yuhi agar sab ko chakhati to aachar chalis saal purana kaise
hota..?”