Women Are Like….!!!

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Khalid

Women are like….

…..The stock market,

They are irrational and can bankrupt you if you are not carefull.

…..Computers

They take too long to warm up and a better modle always  comes

along once you’ve already got one.

…..Parking meters

If you dont feed them with enough money you face serious consequences.

…..Fax machines

Useful for one very specific pupose but otherwise just high-maintenance

paperweights.

…..Refrigertors

They are always cold and never seem to have a drink when you need one.

…..Blue jeans

They look good for a while  but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.

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12 comments on “Women Are Like….!!!”

  1. Amarjeet Kaur says:

    @Lakhwinder,

    yaahan to sabhi dost hi hai…
    It is fine……ya

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  2. khalid says:

    Hi Sapna

    Thank you so much dost.Bahaut khushi
    hui ke kam az kam koi to hai jo meri
    is post se itifaaq kar raha hai!!!
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    khalid.m@hotmail.co.uk
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  3. Sapna says:

    Hi Khalid,

    Accha hain aur shayad saccha bhi hain :)

  4. Lakhwinder says:

    hi amarjeet can we be friend…..@Amarjeet Kaur -

  5. Imad Khan says:

    Assalaamualekum KHALID SAHAB,

    Ji humne padha tha woh boht afsos hua sun kar lekin kya karen yehi duniya ka dastoor hai…. Uparwala aapki AMMI ko JANNAT naseeb kare (AMEEN). Aur hum apni ammi ki khidmat karte hain aur karte rahenge…..
    SHUKRIYA aapka……. ALLAH aapki zindagi khushiyon se bhar de….

    ALLAH HAFIZ

  6. Amarjeet Kaur says:

    Aray yaar Khalid…..

    Bilkul buraa nei lagga…

    Hassi mazak hi to hai na…..

    u should know better…
    so……
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  7. khalid says:

    Imad Khan

    Mere dost,mere bahi,bahaut hi acha laga
    ke aap ki ami jaan ko bhi humari shayari
    achi lagi.Meri taraf se haath baand kar
    un ki khidmat mein salaam arz karna,aur
    shukriya ada karna ke un ne mujhe itna
    maan diya hai.Allah un ka saaya hamesha
    aap ke sar par salaamat rakhe(Ameen).Un ki khoob
    khidmat karna,yahi aik moqa hai duain hasil
    karne ka.
    Meri mom shaid aap ko pata hi hoga ke
    April mein Allah ko pyari ho gaien.Un
    ki tasweer agar dekhna chaho to is link
    pe click kar ke dekh sakte hain.
    http://www.love104.org/maameri-pyari-maa.html

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  8. Imad Khan says:

    Aapko ek sach baat bataen aapko yeh kehne ki zaroorat nahi ke “PADH KAR BATAO KAISI LAGI” kyun ke aapki har shayari jo aaj tak likhi hai humara DIL CHHU jaati hai. Aur humne woh padhi hai bohot hi khoob, lajawab likhi hai (HUMESHA ki tarha). ALLAH aapko BURI nazar se bachae…. Aur haan humari ammi ko bhi aapki shayaris boht pasand hain. Humari ammi ko aapki shayaris ka intezaar rehta hai….. Bas hum itna chahte hain ke aap humare liye DUA kijiye….

    ALLAH HAFIZ

  9. khalid says:

    Imad Khan

    W/salaam mere dost kya baat hai
    bahaut dino baad nazar aaye ho?
    Sab khairiyat to hai na?
    Rahi baat shayari ki to mere dost
    “Agar Tu Chahe” kuch din pehle post
    ki hai.You can check it by looking
    at the top of the page under recent
    posts.
    Batana ke kaisi lagi.
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  10. Imad Khan says:

    Assalaamualekum Khalid Sahab,

    Kya baat hai is baar koi shayari nahi koi ghazal nahi…. Aapki shayaris toh as alwayz LAJAWAB hoti hain…. Hum bas itna poochna chahte hian ke kya aap khud likhte ho shayaris ya aap kahin se ise dekh kar likhte ho….. Agar aapki apni hai toh boht achhi hai aur agar aapne kahin se dekhi hai toh matlab ke aapki choice boht khoob hai….. Hume aapki latest shayaris ka intezaar rahega…

    ALLAH HAFIZ

  11. khalid says:

    Aray Amarjeet
    Burra maan gai? Yeh sab to Heeren ke
    jawab ke liye hai.Warna mera to pata
    hi hai na ke……….
    Ab aik achi dost ki tarah jaldi se
    maan jao……..Plzzzzzz……….
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  12. Amarjeet Kaur says:

    HEY KHALID..

    Thats it,no more friendship with
    you…

    KYA HAI YEH…..

    How can you say something like this for god’s most fascinating creation??..WOMEN

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