WOMEN ARE COMPLEX CREATURES!!!
By Heeren Tanna on Nov 1, 2008 in Funny SMS Shayri, My Thoughts, Romantic SMS
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
If you don’t, you are not a man
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don’t, you are good for nothing
If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp
If you don’t, you are not understanding
If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring
If you don’t, she accuses you of double-crossing
If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
If you don’t, you are a dull boy
If you are jealous, she says it’s bad
If you don’t, she thinks you do not love her
If you attempt a romance, she says you didn’t respect her
If you don’t, she thinks you do not like her
If you are a minute late, she complains it’s hard to wait
If she is late, she says that’s a girl’s way
If you visit another woman, you’re not putting in “quality time”
If she is visited by another man, “oh it’s natural, we are girls”
If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage
If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics
If you do, she thinks it’s just one of men’s tactics for seduction
If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring
If you talk, she wants you to listen
If you listen, she wants you to talk
In short:
So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so…
So confusing, yet…
So damning, yet….
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If Ur Not Expecting Anything In Life,
Then Ur Living The Real LIFE!!!!!
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On Nov 3, 2008 at 01:19:45, Sweet said:
Hey that is true…well actually some of it is, its pretty good keep it up take care Bye Sweet Na
On Nov 3, 2008 at 05:30:42, Amarjeet Kaur said:
Hiii,
Got to agree with you in some ways that women are complex…..
But to a certain extent even men are complex too…..
kyonke it is difficult to predict what actually goes on in a man’s mind…..
Am I right on this point???
On Nov 28, 2008 at 18:04:35, shishir said:
this is realy so good
On Nov 29, 2008 at 11:07:38, raj said:
yes i am agree with amarjeet pointt.
On Dec 10, 2008 at 22:33:50, Love said:
Hi,
Yes its really true, its hard to reach the expectation the woman need but it is the same difficult thing to read a man’s mind. Cause no body can think that whats going on in man’s mind.
On Mar 22, 2009 at 21:45:32, tribage said:
So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so …
sound great!
On Mar 28, 2010 at 03:27:28, Earle Sorto said:
Hey everyone, greetings from Poland. This is a helpful site. Does anyone have any advice about staying out of the friend zone with women? I’m really tired of girls telling me they just want to be friends. Maybe I’m being too much of a nice guy?
On May 16, 2010 at 13:33:44, RaulJones said:
A woman only cares about what’s going on in a man’s mind if his thought are about her.
On May 19, 2010 at 03:45:59, Normal Guy said:
You really wanna know what guys are thinkin about? I’m gonna tell ya, are you ready?…………..Nothin. Yep, not a damn thing. We like women, we want women, but that’s pretty much as far as we’ve got.
On Jul 13, 2010 at 09:30:35, Lise L. said:
You are generalizing here and stereotyping. Yup there are women who share some of those characteristics but then again some men can also be complex
On Sep 14, 2011 at 05:21:55, MDWhite said:
The truth hurts, huh…? Grow up and get over it.