WOMEN ARE COMPLEX CREATURES!!!

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If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
If you don’t, you are not a man

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don’t, you are good for nothing

If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp
If you don’t, you are not understanding

If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring
If you don’t, she accuses you of double-crossing

If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
If you don’t, you are a dull boy

If you are jealous, she says it’s bad
If you don’t, she thinks you do not love her

If you attempt a romance, she says you didn’t respect her
If you don’t, she thinks you do not like her

If you are a minute late, she complains it’s hard to wait
If she is late, she says that’s a girl’s way

If you visit another woman, you’re not putting in “quality time”
If she is visited by another man, “oh it’s natural, we are girls”

If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage

If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics
If you do, she thinks it’s just one of men’s tactics for seduction

If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring

If you talk, she wants you to listen
If you listen, she wants you to talk

In short:
So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so…
So confusing, yet…
So damning, yet….


If Ur Not Expecting Anything In Life,
Then Ur Living The Real LIFE!!!!!

11 Comments

  1. Reply Lise L. July 13, 2010

    You are generalizing here and stereotyping. Yup there are women who share some of those characteristics but then again some men can also be complex

    • Reply MDWhite September 14, 2011

      The truth hurts, huh…? Grow up and get over it.

  2. Reply Normal Guy May 19, 2010

    You really wanna know what guys are thinkin about? I’m gonna tell ya, are you ready?…………..Nothin. Yep, not a damn thing. We like women, we want women, but that’s pretty much as far as we’ve got.

  3. Reply RaulJones May 16, 2010

    A woman only cares about what’s going on in a man’s mind if his thought are about her.

  4. Reply Earle Sorto March 28, 2010

    Hey everyone, greetings from Poland. This is a helpful site. Does anyone have any advice about staying out of the friend zone with women? I’m really tired of girls telling me they just want to be friends. Maybe I’m being too much of a nice guy?

  5. Reply tribage March 22, 2009

    So simple, yet so complex
    So weak, yet so …

    sound great!

  6. Reply Love December 10, 2008

    Hi,

    Yes its really true, its hard to reach the expectation the woman need but it is the same difficult thing to read a man’s mind. Cause no body can think that whats going on in man’s mind.

  7. Reply raj November 29, 2008

    yes i am agree with amarjeet pointt.

  8. Reply shishir November 28, 2008

    this is realy so good

  9. Reply Amarjeet Kaur November 3, 2008

    Hiii,

    Got to agree with you in some ways that women are complex…..
    But to a certain extent even men are complex too…..
    kyonke it is difficult to predict what actually goes on in a man’s mind…..

    Am I right on this point???

  10. Reply Sweet November 3, 2008

    Hey that is true…well actually some of it is, its pretty good keep it up take care Bye Sweet Na

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