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Chahat par ab aitebar na raha, khushi kya hai yeh ehsaas na raha, dekha hai in ankhone tute sapno ko, isliye ab kisi ka intezar na raha…
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Waqt ke panne palatkar phir wo haseen lamhe jeene ko dil chahta hai.
kabhi hasa karte the sab dost milkar,
aaj unhe sath dekhne ko dil taras jata hai……. 
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If u love some1 dnt keep in ur heart.keep in ur nails.. Bcoz if u fail in luv.dont break ur heart.Jst cut ur nails..dats da reason girls keep long nails..
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One beautiful heart is equal to thousand beautiful faces . So better to choose good heart rather than beautiful faces….
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Who am i?
A step wen u r stopped,
A touch wen u r lost,
A word wen u r quiet,
A smile wen u r sad,
A shoulder when u cry,
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A tight slap if u ever forget ME.
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Najane kyun is jahan mein aisa hota hai,
Khushi jise mile wohi rota hai,
Umar bhar sath nibha na sake jo,
aksar PYAR usi se kyun hota hai..
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Khwab agr tumsa ho to ye khwab na tute.
Dost agr tumsa ho to ye saath na chhute.
Dilon ki dor se bandhe hain rishtey
dekhna dil se dil ke taar na tute >>-
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U R
So-so-so
B-U-S-Y
Just
take
3 seconds
2think of me
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So sweet
now continue
ur work happily..
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Hamare ansu pochkar wo muskrate hai,
isi ada se wo dil churate hai,
hath unka chu jaye hamare chehre ko,
isi umid me khud ko ham rulate hai.
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Barbad kar gaye woh zindagi pyar ke naam pe.
Bewafai mil gayi wafa ke naam pe,
zakhm hi zakhm de gaye dawa k naam pe,
Khuda bhi ro padey meri mohabbat k anjaam pe.
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Tarasti nazron ne har pal apka dedar manga,
jaise amavas ne har raat chand manga,
ruth gaya khuda bhi humse,
jab humne apni har dau mein apka saath manga.
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Hi friends ,
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Sorry all of u kuch din se regular blogging nahi kar paya . kafi log naraz ho gaye lagta hai yaar 4 dine me toh visitors 1200 a day se 700 par aagaya .
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Are daant diya karo yaar comment section kisliye hai. Yeh aaj ki post funny bhi dard and bewafa bhi aur dosti bhi sabhi ki khichdi ban di .
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uski yaad ne mujhe phir rula diya,
kaise hai woh zalim jisne ye sila diya.
do shabd likhe naih ate the mujhe ,
aur aaj uski mohhabat ne mujhe shayar bana diya.
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Dil ke dard ko dil torne wale kya jana,
Pyar ki rasmo ke yeh zamane wale kya jane,
Hoti hai kitni takliff kabar ke niche,
Yeh upar se phool chadhane wale kya jane.
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Logo ko aksar kehte suna hai:
“Zinda rahe toh phir milenge”.
Magar aap se mil ke
aisa dil ne mehsoos kiya hai ki,
“Aapse milte rahe toh Zinda Rahenge”.
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Muskurate palko pe sanam chale aate hein,
aap kya jaano kahan se hamare ghum aate hein,
aaj bhi us mod par khade hein,
jaha kisi ne kaha tha ke theron hum abhi aate hein.
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Kuch rishte anjane mein ho jate hai,
pehle dil phir zindagi se jud jate hain,
kehte hai uss daur ko dosti,
jisme dil se dil na jaane kab mil jate hai
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Silsila pyar ka na khatam hua,,
juda hokar bhi ishq na kam hua,,
Vaada jinse kiye humse,,
Woh dard dekar,,Bewafa hua……… .
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Bahut Roya Tha Me Jab Mera Janam Huwa,
Aur Hass Rahi Thi Duniya,
Badla Lunga Ek Din Maut K Samay Hasta Hua Jaunga,
Or Royegi Duniya
My Mood Today
Hi all ,
Yep I am sharing my mood today n believe me I am in toooooo bad mood today .
- Subah uthte hi bhajan sunna pada (These bloody ring tones ).
- Then mumma ka lecture to do puja n all that .
- And now from the unexpected one ; A Blogger Friend
So just to tell all of them and as an avid atheist, I’ve come across many quotes that describe xactly how I feel abt religion n God, some of the quotes i bliv in n if believing like this is called atheism then yes I am a atheist.
“I believe in God, only I spell it Nature , Science and My Motherland .”
“We would be 1,500 years ahead if it hadn’t been for the church dragging science back by its coattails and burning our best minds at the stake.” – Catherine Fahringer
Justin Brown
“An Atheist believes that a hospital should be built instead of a church. An Atheist believes that deed must be done instead of a prayer said. An Atheist strives for involvement in life and not escape into death. He wants disease conquered, poverty vanished, war eliminated.”
Dennis McKinsey:
If God kills, lies, cheats, discriminates, and otherwise behaves in a manner that puts the Mafia to shame, that’s okay, he’s God. He can do whatever he wants. Anyone who adheres to this philosophy has had his sense of morality, decency, justice and humaneness warped beyond recognition by the very book that is supposedly preaching the opposite.
G.K. Chesterton:
I always like a dog so long as he isn’t spelled backward.
Wendy Kaminer:
I don’t spend much time thinking about whether God exists. I don’t consider that a relevant question. It’s unanswerable and irrelevant to my life, so I put it in the category of things I can’t worry about.
Arthur C. Clarke
“Religion is a byproduct of fear. For much of human history, it may have been a necessary evil, but why was it more evil than necessary? Isn’t killing people in the name of God a pretty good definition of insanity?”
Andrew Carnegie
“I don’t believe in God. My god is patriotism. Teach a man to be a good citizen and you have solved the problem of life.”
“Atheism is a requirement for a complete human being. Religion is a crutch that is shackled to you, one you never really needed in the first place, but were convinced by others that you couldn’t live without. Once you discover it’s only an illusion, that it’s not even a real crutch, you discard it gladly.” – Brent Yaciw
and at the end I hope By the year 2020, ,we will raise our children to believe in human potential, not God.
Hindi Urdu Shayari Collection
Ghalib sun! yeh duniya hai… duniya!,
duniya meiN ghum chhupanA padta hai,
dil main chahe lakh ghum ho,
mehfil meiN muskarAna hi padta hai
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AshkoN ko humne kayi baar roka,
phir bhi na jane kyoN ankheN dhoka de gayi,
Bharosa to tha hameiN apne aap par magar,
unka zikr aate hi naa jane kyoN palkeN nam ho gayi.
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Don’t lower your Goals to the level of your abilities.
Instead, raise your abilities to the height of your goals
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Dilon se khelne ka hunar hume nahi aata
Isiliye ishq ki baazi hum haar gaye
Meri zindagi se shayad unhe bahut pyar tha
Isiliye mujhe zinda hi maar gaye….
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 Zindagi mein ek haseen galti kar baithe
Hum nadani mein pyar kar baithe
Dil ko apne khud thokar maar baithe
Ek bewafaa se murhum ki umeed kar baithe
Urdu SMS Collection
Ghalib sun! yeh duniya hai… duniya!,
duniya meiN ghum chhupanA padta hai,
dil main chahe lakh ghum ho,
mehfil meiN muskarAna hi padta hai
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AshkoN ko humne kayi baar roka,
phir bhi na jane kyoN ankheN dhoka de gayi,
Bharosa to tha hameiN apne aap par magar,
unka zikr aate hi naa jane kyoN palkeN nam ho gayi.
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Don’t lower your Goals to the level of your abilities.
Instead, raise your abilities to the height of your goals
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Dilon se khelne ka hunar hume nahi aata
Isiliye ishq ki baazi hum haar gaye
Meri zindagi se shayad unhe bahut pyar tha
Isiliye mujhe zinda hi maar gaye….
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 Zindagi mein ek haseen galti kar baithe
Hum nadani mein pyar kar baithe
Dil ko apne khud thokar maar baithe
Ek bewafaa se murhum ki umeed kar baithe
Reasons why LIFE without a Girl Friend is cool
Hi friends ,
got a mail from a group from Bhoomi patel (donno who is she but but her mails r too gud).
in this mail a girl telling us why LIFE without a Girl Friend is cool
check it 0ut
- No girlfriend, no emotional blackmailing.
- If u don’t have a girlfriend, she can’t dump u.
- Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a girlfriend is automatically cool, and every one loves to be a cool guy.
- This can be more to life than just waiting for the bloody phone to ring.
- You won’t have to tolerate someone else defining, “right” and “wrong” for u.
Girlfriend can get so possessive that you can’t do anything according ur wishes anymore. - You can buy gifts for mom, dad, sis or grandpa instead of a girlfriend and have a happier family life.
- You won’t have to waste paper writing love letters. No more endless waiting for ur date to arrive at some weird shop place.
- You can have more friends, as u will have more time for them.
- You wont have to see boring love stories instead of sports.(i like love stories so this is not aprob for me )
- You wont have to tell lie to anybody and, therefore, u’ll sin less.
- You can have good night’s sleep-no need to dream about her.
- You wont have to fight over having a ‘special’ friend with ur folks.
- No nonstop nonsense.
- You wont have drown in the pool of her tears.
- No tension.
- You can be “urself”
- You wont have to hide your telephone bills…..
and these 2 lines from me to all f u
Dnt force urslf 2 fall n luv jst bcoz u thnk its ur turn.
W8 4 a while, mayb cupids jst hving a hard tym searchin 4 d heart dat deservs d kind of luv u can gv!
frienship shayari n missing u
Na puch mere sabar ki inteha kaha tak hai,
tu sitam kar le teri takat jahan tak hai,
wafa ki umeed jinhe hogi unhe hogi,
hume to dekhna hai tu bewafa kahan tak hai.
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Ulfat ka aksar yehi dastur hota hai,
jise chaho wahi apne se dur hota hai,
Dil tutkar bikharta hai is kadar jaise
koi kanch ka khilona chur-chur hota hai.
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kisi ke pyar ko bhulna na aaya hume.
kisi ke dil ko dukhana na aaya hume.
kisi ke liye tadpna to seekh liya par
apne liye kisi ko tadpana na aaya hume.
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Jane kis baat ki mujhko saza deta hai,
meri hasti hui ankhon ko rula deta hai.
Ek muddat se khabar bhi nahi teri,
koi is tarah bhi kya apne dost ko bhula deta hai.
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As nite falls upon the land, it is time 2 Zz again.
With the moon hangin in the starlit sky,
i m here 2 wish U NiteNite! Sweet dreams, cover blanket tight tight
Being happy doesn’t mean that everything is perfect. It means that you have decided to look beyond the imperfections…. So always be happy..
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F: field_of_luv,
R: root_of_joy,
I : island_of_nature,
E: end_of_sorrow,
N: name_of_hope,
D: door_of_understnding.
That’s wht U R my Great F:R:I:E:N:D.!
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Being happy doesn’t mean that everything is perfect.
It means that you have decided to look beyond the imperfections…. So always be happy..
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