Tag: SMS jokes
SMS Collection Four
Wo Jo Ro Ro Ke Wafao Ke Kasme Khate The
Kya Khabar Thi Wo Kabhi Hans Hans Ke Rula Bi Denge
Kyoun Haath Main Tere Mujhe Pathar Nazar Aya
Deewana Agar Tha To Main Gheron Ke Liye Tha
Ek Baat Kehta Hoon Magar Kehne Se Darta Hoon
Kabhi Mohabbat Thi Tum Se Ab Nafrat Karta Hoon
SMS Collection Three
Thora Sa Juram Kar Ke Chaha Tha Muskurana Hum Ne
Marne Nahin Deti Mohababt , Jeene Nahin Deta Zamana
Najaane Kyon Hamare Dil Ko Tum Ne Dil Na Samja
Yeh Sheesha Tor Dala , Pyaar Ke Qabil Nahin Samja
Naadani Aur Majboori Main Yaaron Kuch To Fark Karo
Ek Be-Bas Insaan Karain Kya , Toot Ke Dil Aajaae Do
SMS Collection Two
Us Phool Se Chehre………. Ke Naam
Jis Ney Zindagi Ko Udhaas Kar Diya
Wo Bewafa Hain To Kya, Mat Kaho Bura Us Ko
Ke Jo Huwa So Huwa Khush Rakhe Khuda Us Ko
Mat Dekh Koi Shakhs Gunehgaar Hain Kitna
Yeh Dekh Tere Saath Wafadar Hain Kitna
SMS Collection one
Bhool Se Agar Koi Bhool Hui,
To Bhool Samajke Use Bhool Jana,
Arey Bhoolna Sirf Bhool Ko,
Bhoolkar Bhi Hume Na Bhool Jana.
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Guzare Huye Kal Ki Yaad Aati Hai,
Kuch Lamho Se Aakhen Bhar Aati Hai,
Woh Rangeen Shaam Nirali Doob Jati Hai
Jab Aap Jaise Dost Ki Yaad Aati Hai…….
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UNHI KO TO DOST KEHTE HAIN *~
Jo mushklil aasan banate hain
jo dushman ko girate hain
jo hanste aur hansate hain
unko bhala kya kehte hain?
Unhi ko to dost kehte hain.
Challenges Of Life
Smooth roads never make good drivers
Smooth sea never makes good sailors
Clear skies never make good pilots
Problem free life never makes a strong & good person.
Have a tough, but winning day ahead.
Be strong enough to accept the challenges of life.
Hindi Jokes
Khush Ho Tum Tu Khushi Meri Ho
Ro Tum Tu Ankhen Num Meri Hon
Ae Dost Hamari Dosti Itni Gehri Ho K
Sarak K Us Paar Tum Pito Aur Ghalti Meri Ho
Khuda Karay K Tum Ko Judai Na Milay
Kabhi Bhi Tanhai Na Milay
Mujhay Sms Na Karo To Kuch Aisa Ho
K Mosam Ho Sardi Ka Or Tum Ko Razai Na Milay
Girl : (Emotionaly)
Darte hain agg say kahin jal na jayen..
darte hain Khwab say Kahin Toot Na jayen..
Lakin Sub Say Ziada Darty hain Es baat say…
Kay App Hamain KAhin Bhool Na jaye..
Boy :
Yeh mat sochna ki hum bhool jayenge tuemhe…
Door rehkar bhi hamesha chahenge tumhe…
Agar Dost bankar raas na aaye to…..
Bhoot bankar darayenge tumhee…
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii….
Fiteh Mooh…Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!
Dil se ek ishq ki Ek application kar raha hoon.
Pyaar se ‘debug’ karna mein wait kar raha hoon.
Tumhaare intezaar mein neend aayee so gaya.
Yeh dekho mera connection’time out’ ho gaya
Bhehar ki gali main paan ki dukan
Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan,
Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan,
Khake paan Paro boloâ€Shukriya Bhai Janâ€
Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain
Jo bhii kaho gai merii dukaan per wo paogai
maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai
bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaogai
Kar diya izhare-ishq hamne telephone par,
laakh rupaye ki bat thi,
do rupaye main ho gayee (wah wah)
Kaash Tere Chehre Pe
Chickenpox Ke Daag Hote
Chand To Tum Ho Hi
Sitare Bhi Saath Hote
Khirki khuli zulfein bikhri
Dilne kaha dildar nikla
Par haire meri footi kismat
Nahaya hua sardar nikla..