Hindi Jokes

Khush Ho Tum Tu Khushi Meri Ho
Ro Tum Tu Ankhen Num Meri Hon
Ae Dost Hamari Dosti Itni Gehri Ho K
Sarak K Us Paar Tum Pito Aur Ghalti Meri Ho

Khuda Karay K Tum Ko Judai Na Milay
Kabhi Bhi Tanhai Na Milay
Mujhay Sms Na Karo To Kuch Aisa Ho
K Mosam Ho Sardi Ka Or Tum Ko Razai Na Milay

Girl : (Emotionaly)
Darte hain agg say kahin jal na jayen..
darte hain Khwab say Kahin Toot Na jayen..
Lakin Sub Say Ziada Darty hain Es baat say…
Kay App Hamain KAhin Bhool Na jaye..
Boy :
Yeh mat sochna ki hum bhool jayenge tuemhe…
Door rehkar bhi hamesha chahenge tumhe…
Agar Dost bankar raas na aaye to…..
Bhoot bankar darayenge tumhee…

Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii….
Fiteh Mooh…Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!

Dil se ek ishq ki Ek application kar raha hoon.
Pyaar se ‘debug’ karna mein wait kar raha hoon.
Tumhaare intezaar mein neend aayee so gaya.
Yeh dekho mera connection’time out’ ho gaya

Bhehar ki gali main paan ki dukan
Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan,
Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan,
Khake paan Paro bolo”Shukriya Bhai Jan”

Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain
Jo bhii kaho gai merii dukaan per wo paogai
maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai
bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaogai

Kar diya izhare-ishq hamne telephone par,
laakh rupaye ki bat thi,
do rupaye main ho gayee (wah wah)

Kaash Tere Chehre Pe
Chickenpox Ke Daag Hote
Chand To Tum Ho Hi
Sitare Bhi Saath Hote

Khirki khuli zulfein bikhri
Dilne kaha dildar nikla
Par haire meri footi kismat
Nahaya hua sardar nikla..

Funny SMS Shayari Collection

Aise apni Wife ho

5’4″ jiski height ho,

Jeans jiski tight ho, Chehara jiska bright ho,

Weight mein thodi light Ho, Umar me difference slight ho,

Thodi see wo quiet ho, Aise apni Wife ho.

Sadak per sab kahe kya cute ho,

Bheed me sab kahe side ho, side ho,

India ki paidaish ho,

Saas ki seva jiski khwahish ho Aisi apni Wife ho.

Padosi jab baat kare to haath me knife ho,

Dinner candle light ho, Dono me na kabhi fight ho,

Milne ke baad dil delight ho, Yeh poem padhke sab kahe

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Hindi SMS jokes

Kyun chalti hai pawan?

Bcoz of evaporation.

Kyun jhoome hai gagan?

Bcoz of revolution.

Kyun machalta hai man?

Bcoz of excessive perspiration.

Kyun aati hai bahar?

Bcoz of change in season.

Kyun lut ta hai Qarar?

Bcoz of mental tension.

Kyun hota hai pyar?

Bcoz of fatal attraction.

Kyun gum hai har disha?

Bcoz of loss of sense of direction.

Kyun hota hai nasha?

Bcoz of drug addiction.

Na Tum Jano Na Hum.

ARRE BUT I JUST ANSWERED ALL!!!!

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Q : Aadmi shaadi kyun karta hai?

A :Seedhi si baat hai.

Taan ki marne k baad

Jab narak me jaye

To ajeeb sa na lage!

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100 Santa Banta jokes

1day santa had a dream,in that some1 killed him.Next day he closed his bank a/c. B’coz bank’s slogan was ‘WE MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE’

1Din santa ko fansi lagne wali thi. Jailer ne pucha koi akhari khwahish. santa bola”muje fansi dete wqt mere pair upar aur sar nich Rakhna

1Srdar-wo Ladki behri lagti he.Me kuch kehta hu,wo kuch aur hi bolti hai 2srdar:kaise? 1 srdar:Mene”I Luv U”kaha,to wo boli Mene kal hi Naye SANDAL kharide hai.

1st Sardar:Jab main chhota tha tab Kutab Minar se gir gaya tha 2nd sardar: Fir tu mar gya ki bach gaya? 1st:Mujhe yad nahi kuyoki tab mai bahut chhota tha na.

2srdar jngl me:Samne sher aya,1ne mitti sher ki ankh me dalke bhagne lga,2nd wahi ruk gya 1st:abe bhag 2nd:me kyun bhagu mitti tune dali he

3 sardars were going on a bike. Traffic Police raises the hand to stop them. Sardar replies- “Oye pagal ho gaya kya? Pehle hi 3 baithe hai, Tu kaha baithega..”

A drunk santa fails from 3rd floor. People gather around & ask: “Sardar ji ki hoya?” He said”pata nahin main v hune aya haan”!!! Read More

Valentines Day SMS-Valentines shayari-Valentines Day Texts

There is more hunger for Love & Appreciation in this world than for bread….Kindness on the level of self, family and mankind makes everyone feel better. Let us Love Every One…

- Mother Theresa. Happy Valentines Day!!!

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Na jane ohna de dil vich ki hai jo chup chaap bhul ke beh gaye ne, kayi vaar ta rabb inj jaape ki oh sanu galat samajhke beh gaye ne, khud kehnde si sath nibhavange, aap hora de vass peh gaye ne, rabba khush rakhhin sadde apneyan nu, jo sahnu yaad v karno

Romantic SMS, Romantic Punjabi SMS, 255

Don’t wait until it’s too late to tell someone how much you love, how much you care. Because when they’re gone, no matter how loud you shout and cry, they won’t hear you anymore.

Romantic Valentines SMS, Romantic English Valentines text messages , Valentines shayari

Love isn’t a decision, it’s a feeling. If we could decide who to love, then, life would be much simpler, but then less magical.

Romantic Valentines SMS, Romantic English Valentines text messages , Valentines shayari

24hrs make a lovely day,

7 days make a lovely week,

52 weeks make a lovely year & knowing a

person like me will make ur life lovely.

Have a lovely day n life!**

Romantic Valentines SMS, Romantic English Valentines text messages , Valentines shayari

Wen things go wrong…

Wen sadness fills ur heart… Read More