Driver: Santa Singh, hun gadi age nahi ja sakdi. petrol khatam ho gya hai. Santa: Koi gal nahi reverse le la, mud ghar tan puj jan ge! -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Sache pyar nu har koi Labda, koi labda sassi te koi labda heer. Asi ta yaro...

1day santa had a dream,in that some1 killed him.Next day he closed his bank a/c. B'coz bank's slogan was 'WE MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE' 1Din santa ko fansi lagne wali thi. Jailer ne pucha koi akhari khwahish. santa bola"muje fansi dete wqt mere pair upar...