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Driver: Santa Singh,

hun gadi age nahi ja sakdi.

petrol khatam ho gya hai.

Santa: Koi gal nahi reverse le la,

mud ghar tan puj jan ge!

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Sache pyar nu har koi Labda,

koi labda sassi te koi labda heer.

Asi ta yaro labni sahiba,

te kutne ohde veer..!!

22 teri lod pau..

Tyar rahi

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Ki dassa Dard Kahani bare,

Hanju ajj vi behnde Rehnde ne.

Asi yaad rakhya oh Bhull gaye,

Kehnde yaaran da Ki hai,

yaar Ta ZinDagi ch aunde jande rehde ne

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Dost vasde rehan aina hi bahut hai,

sab hasde rehan aina hi bahut hai.

Har koi har vele naal tan nahin reh sakda,

bas yaad karde rehan ena hi bahut hai.

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1day santa had a dream,in that some1 killed him.Next day he closed his bank a/c. B’coz bank’s slogan was ‘WE MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE’

1Din santa ko fansi lagne wali thi. Jailer ne pucha koi akhari khwahish. santa bola”muje fansi dete wqt mere pair upar aur sar nich Rakhna

1Srdar-wo Ladki behri lagti he.Me kuch kehta hu,wo kuch aur hi bolti hai 2srdar:kaise? 1 srdar:Mene”I Luv U”kaha,to wo boli Mene kal hi Naye SANDAL kharide hai.

1st Sardar:Jab main chhota tha tab Kutab Minar se gir gaya tha 2nd sardar: Fir tu mar gya ki bach gaya? 1st:Mujhe yad nahi kuyoki tab mai bahut chhota tha na.

2srdar jngl me:Samne sher aya,1ne mitti sher ki ankh me dalke bhagne lga,2nd wahi ruk gya 1st:abe bhag 2nd:me kyun bhagu mitti tune dali he

3 sardars were going on a bike. Traffic Police raises the hand to stop them. Sardar replies- “Oye pagal ho gaya kya? Pehle hi 3 baithe hai, Tu kaha baithega..”

A drunk santa fails from 3rd floor. People gather around & ask: “Sardar ji ki hoya?” He said”pata nahin main v hune aya haan”!!! Continued

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