Aye Musafir hum bhi chale thae kabhi un raho par,
sajae thae humne bhi ankho ke saajh par kuch sapne.
Lut gaye hum unhi se joh thaey kabhi mere apne…

Aap ki badd-dua bhi dua bann k lagi, aapke
har gham ne bhi sukoon diya, hum zinda
hai toh yeh jaankar k pyarse na sahi par,
aapne hume yaad toh kiya…

Hamdam k liye ham dam se gaye,
hamdam ki kasam na mila. Mar ham bhi
gaye marham liye zakhmon ki kasam
marham na mila…

Aaj arse baad jab suni uski awaaz, toh laga
ki mere bahut pass hai woh. Ho gayi nam
yeh aankhen jab hosh aaya, aur paya ki
kabhi naa puri hone wali aas hai woh.

Bina dard k ansu bahaye nahi jate, Bina
pyar k rishte nibhaye nahi jate, Ae dost ek
baat yaad rakhna bina DIL diye, DIL paye
nahi jate…

zaraa palat kar to dekh lete, hum wahi
khade the, pal do pal to aap muskura lete,
to un palo mein hum apni sari zindagi jee
lete

Yun toh bahut tha baatane ko, zamaane
se chup ke chaha tha apne chahne wale
ko, kya khabar thi yun tanha chod deega
woh, acha hua ki mere dukh ki khabar bhi
na mil paaye zamaane ko. …….

Zindagi gar phool, toh tum khushbu ho…
Zindagi gar khwaab, toh tum aarzoo ho…
Zindagi gar jeena, toh tum meri zaroorat ho…
Gar Mar jaana, toh haaton mei tera haath ho…!!!

samunder ko kya dukh hai bataa bhi nahin
sakta, aankhn mai aansuu laa bhi nahin
sakta, tu saath chhodkar jaa rahi hai mera
kasoor nahin tera, har shaksh mera saath
nibha bhi nahin saktaa…….

khuda se karne ek faryad baki hai, Humne
unse kahni kuch baat baaki hai, maut
aayegi to kahenge, RUK meri jaan se abhi
mulakat baaki hai.

Yaad mein teri aanhe bharta hai koi, har
saans ke saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi,
maut to sachai hai aani hai, lekin teri
judaai mein har roz marta hai koi….!

Tumhari dosti, tumhari har wafa hi kafi hai,
tamam umar yeh asra hi kafi hai. Jahan
kahi bhi milo mil ke muskara dena,
khushiyo ke liye yeh hasi hi kafi hai…

WO din din nahi,woh raat raat nahi,
wo pal pal nahi,jis pal teri baat nahi,
ki teri yadon se maut hame alag kar sake,
maut ki bhi ye aukat nahi.

Moom aur patthar ka pighalna aasan hai,
Unke bedard dilo ko pighalo toh baat hai.
Jite hue na poocha Shahjahan ne mumtaz
ko, Marne ke khada kiya mahal toh yeh kya
kamal hai……… .

Nazar ne nazar se mulaqat kar li, rah
dono khamosh par baat karli… Mohabbat
ki fiza ko jab khush paya, in aankhon ne
roh roh ke barsaat kar li…….. ..

Jab hum ne unse pooncha, Sapnna kya
hota hain to unhone kaha, Bandh aankhon
mein jo apna hota hain khuli aankhon mein
wohi sapna hota hain.

subah ko yaad aayi to miss kiya,dopar ko
yaad aayi to bahut miss kiya,shaam ko
yaad aayi to heart ne skip kiya ,aur jab
jaan pe ban aayi to sms kiya.

Khuda Karay K Tum Ko Judai Na Milay
Kabhi Bhi Tanhai Na Milay
Mujhay Sms Na Karo To Kuch Aisa Ho
K Mosam Ho Sardi Ka Or Tum Ko Razai Na Milay

Girl : (Emotionaly)
Darte hain agg say kahin jal na jayen..
darte hain Khwab say Kahin Toot Na jayen..
Lakin Sub Say Ziada Darty hain Es baat say…
Kay App Hamain KAhin Bhool Na jaye..
Boy :
Yeh mat sochna ki hum bhool jayenge tuemhe…
Door rehkar bhi hamesha chahenge tumhe…
Agar Dost bankar raas na aaye to…..
Bhoot bankar darayenge tumhee…

Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii….
Fiteh Mooh…Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!

Dil se ek ishq ki Ek application kar raha hoon.
Pyaar se ‘debug’ karna mein wait kar raha hoon.
Tumhaare intezaar mein neend aayee so gaya.
Yeh dekho mera connection’time out’ ho gaya

Bhehar ki gali main paan ki dukan
Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan,
Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan,
Khake paan Paro bolo”Shukriya Bhai Jan”

Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain
Jo bhii kaho gai merii dukaan per wo paogai
maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai
bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaogai

Kar diya izhare-ishq hamne telephone par,
laakh rupaye ki bat thi,
do rupaye main ho gayee (wah wah)

Kaash Tere Chehre Pe
Chickenpox Ke Daag Hote
Chand To Tum Ho Hi
Sitare Bhi Saath Hote

Khirki khuli zulfein bikhri
Dilne kaha dildar nikla
Par haire meri footi kismat
Nahaya hua sardar nikla..

Bcoz of evaporation.

Kyun jhoome hai gagan?

Bcoz of revolution.

Kyun machalta hai man?

Bcoz of excessive perspiration.

Kyun aati hai bahar?

Bcoz of change in season.

Kyun lut ta hai Qarar?

Bcoz of mental tension.

Kyun hota hai pyar?

Bcoz of fatal attraction.

Kyun gum hai har disha?

Bcoz of loss of sense of direction.

Kyun hota hai nasha?

Bcoz of drug addiction.

Na Tum Jano Na Hum.

ARRE BUT I JUST ANSWERED ALL!!!!

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Q : Aadmi shaadi kyun karta hai?

A :Seedhi si baat hai.

Taan ki marne k baad

Jab narak me jaye

To ajeeb sa na lage!

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School :

A place where Papa pays

& puttar plays.

Life Insurance :

A contract that keeps u poor

all ur life so that u can die rich.

Nurse :

A person who wakes u up

2 give u sleeping pills.

Marriage :

A contract in which

a boy loses his bachelor’s degree

& girl gets her masters’s degree!

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Today,having smaal cars

Or small phones is in fashion.

A day will come when

Small brains will b in fashion.

And then my Friend,

U WILL B A LEGEND!

That’s all 4 2day buddies!

More updates on SMSs 2morrow!