Posts Tagged ‘hindi jokes

Aasoon se bhari, Ankhon ko chupata kaha, Aakhir apna pyar joh khoya dil tuta… Dhal gaya rishto ki shyam… Uss raat mere mukkudar pe… Asma bhi roya… Aye Musafir hum bhi chale thae kabhi un raho par, sajae thae humne bhi ankho ke saajh par...

Khush Ho Tum Tu Khushi Meri Ho Ro Tum Tu Ankhen Num Meri Hon Ae Dost Hamari Dosti Itni Gehri Ho K Sarak K Us Paar Tum Pito Aur Ghalti Meri Ho Khuda Karay K Tum Ko Judai Na Milay Kabhi Bhi Tanhai Na Milay Mujhay Sms Na Karo To Kuch Aisa Ho K Mosam Ho...

Kyun chalti hai pawan? Bcoz of evaporation. Kyun jhoome hai gagan? Bcoz of revolution. Kyun machalta hai man? Bcoz of excessive perspiration. Kyun aati hai bahar? Bcoz of change in season. Kyun lut ta hai Qarar? Bcoz of mental tension. Kyun hota...