1 Car Ni Nilami Thati Hati.
2 lakh, 3lakh, 4 lakh
Bapu Chinta Ma Padya Tenme Pu6yu Aama Evu Shu Chhe?
Seller- Aa Car Na 10 Acidant Thaya Badhi Vakht Pati-Patni Ma Patni J Mare Chhe
Bapu- 6 Lakh

Dosti Tutshe To Zindgi Vikhray Jashe,
Aa Tamara Val(Hair) Nathi Te Set Thai Jashe,
Pakdi Lo Hath Emno Je Tamne Khushi Aape Chhe,
Nahi To Radta-Radta J Zindgi Viti Jashe.

Dikri…
Ma-Baap No Swas Hoy Chhe
Jene Lidha Vagar Pan Chaltu Nathi
Ane
Samay Pade 6odya Vagar Pan Chaltu Nathi.

Bapu:- Jovo Ne,aa Bey Mobil Bagadi gya6,Harkha Thahe ?
Dukandar:- Bey Samsung na 6e ?
Bapu:- Na…Na, ek Bhavsang No Ne Ek Vajesang No 6.

Vaat rakhi DILma
Vaat kai na sakya
Yad karya emne
Swaas lai na sakya
koie puChyu DiLne “te preet kari kone?
janva chata enu naam lai na sakya.

Kach Ane Dil Khabar Nai Kyare Tuti Jay,
Sath Aa Aapno Kyare 6uti Jay,
Tame Aapna Maitri Ne Aatli Tev Na Padsho,
Zindgi 6e Aa Khabar Nai Kyare Risay Jay.

Khushi Shodhu To Dukh Male 6e
Aa Dukh Jivan Ma Badhe J Male 6e
Je Jivan Na Badha Dukh Vehchi Le
Aeva Mitro Khub o6a Male 6e.

Pag ne satave evi koi payal nathi,
Be pankti na lakhe to e shayar nathi,
Aa to duniya ma rahine hase che loko,
Baki evu dil je “GHAYAL” nathi….:(

Har Pal Zindgi Na Rang Badlay 6e
Samay Ni Sathe Swarup Badlay 6e
Pal Pal Manvi Na Man Badlay 6e
Nathi Badlata Eva Sambandho Je
Sacha Dil Thi Bandhaya Hoy 6e.

Bhagvane Tamara Bank Account Ma Prem, Aanand, Ane Shanti Jama Karya Chhe
Tamare Jo ATM Dhwara Ae Upadva Hoy To Teno Password 6e “PRATHNA”.

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: Male chhe glass pan pani kyarek j male chhe,
male chhe mrutyu pan mox kyarek j male chhe,
male chhe maa pan mamata kyarek j male chhe.

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>: T I T A N I C

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“____________/ BAPU, AAPDE LIDHU. VARSAD MA PUR
AAVE TO LAI JAJO. SHARMATA NAHI HO. MANGI LEJO..

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: Msg Nathi
k time nathi
k skim nathi
k mokalwa nathi
k danat nathi
k ras nathi
k balance nathi
k anukulta nathi
k covrage nathi
K BHULI GAYA?

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: Door rahishu to pan dil ma rahishu,
Samay na sathvare fari malta rahisu,
Aam to hu chandra nathi,Chatay karso yad,
to AMAS ma pan malta rahisu.

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: Ame jindgi ne savari ne betha,
Tame Aavsho Aevu dhari ne betha,
fakt tamara ek dil ne jitva ame Aakho Sansar hari ne betha.

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: Samay vahi jay 6e,jivan viti jay 6e,
sathi na sath 6uti jay 6e,
ankh mathi ansu vahi jay 6e,
jivan ma male 6e ghana loko yad bahu thoda rahi jay 6e

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: Dukh 6u,
Dard 6u,
Saaj 6u,
Aawaz 6u,
Ke pachhi vitela samay ni yaad 6u,
Hu je kay 6u,
Hu je koi 6u, parntu Tamari vagar bahu Udaas 6u.

“miss u”

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Guj Haiku:

Paath sikhe 6e
maa na chumban manthi
balak nanu.

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Be-haal koi ujda chaman ma
Masti sajavi janu 6u,
Ne sundar,Mitha Armann jeva
Pushpo khilavi janu 6u.

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Raste jata pathhar jigar ne,
Saheje hasavi janu 6u,
Thodu radavi,thodu khijavi,
Ante manavi janu 6u

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Ishwar ne pan tathastu kaheta dar lage chhe;
Ishwar ne pan tathastu kaheta dar lage chhe; karan ke
Aajno manvi phool dhari ne bagicho mage chhe.

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Bhale kahe loko pyar ma hu pan pagal
Tamara bahu-pash ni,bhitar mane game
Talee ek hathe padi sakati nathi kadi
Jindgi ni sahiyari chantar mane ga

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Koina SMS aavta atki gaya
Bhar nindar mathi ame jabki gaya
amara mukh par shabdo avi gaya Ke
He bhagvan amne aa keva kanjus loko batki gaya

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MrJokes: Navo Divas,
Navi Savar,
Nava Vicharo,
Navi Aashao,
Nava Umango,
Navo Utsah,
Navi Laagni,
Nava Sankalp
Sathe Aavyu Aa Nootan Safal SuPrabhat.

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Gujarati means

G- Great
U- Understanding
J- Jolly natured
A- Ambitious
R- Romantic
A-all rounder
T-talented
I- Indian
So proud 2 b guju.

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Divso badlaya, raato badlayi;
ek ek karta badhani najar badlayi.
Malya ketlay moka badlava na,
pan tamne yaad karvani aadat kadi ‘na’ badlayi.

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Ghani ichchha chhe tamne malvani,
Tamari sathe Dosti karvani,
Bus Pachhi to mali jase navi disha
Aa jindagi kain alag rite jiv-vaani

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Kanaku Pagla Karje Mara Ghar Ma
Sneh Nu Toran Bandhje Mara Gharma
Hu Pan Taro Ane Aa Hraday Pan Taru
E Haq Jatava Pagla Karje Mara Ghar Ma

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Kyarek To prem ma virah Avi Jay che
Kyarek koi lachari Avi Jay che
a virah nu avavu pan Jaruri che
a virah j To apne vadhare najik lave che

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Amari Aankho ma Aanshu Ghana che,
Ke aa Duniya ma Be-imaan Ghana che..
Prem Ame karyo che,Amne Pucho,
Prem ma Risamna-Manamna Ghana che

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Jiv-va mate su jaruri 6e?

=Hawa
=Pani
=Khorak
=Ghar
=Pariwar
ane

=Apni Dosti
=Apno Pyaar

>Suprbhat<

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Thodi gersamaj thi saru jivay 6e
khulasa karvathi dukhi thavay 6e
jivan ma kyarek bandh baji ramvi sari
baki to 3 EKKA ma pan HAARI javay 6e
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Jeevan ma mushkelio to anek hoy 6e
Parantu,te darek no rasto ek hoy 6e
Ane a rasto aene j malto hoy 6e
K jeno chahero saday hasto hoy 6e.

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Best Gujarati Line:
Su Karu Fariyad Tane Ke
Fariyaad Maaj Fari Yaad Chhe
Fari Fari Ne Yaad Tari
Ej Mari Fariyad Chhe..

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Jindagi Zer-Zer chhe,
Jyan juvo tyan Ver-Ver chhe,
aa Duniya ma sachi wafa wara ochchha ane,
Be-wafao Gher-Gher chhe..

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Bheed na darbar ma kone malu?
Ret ni vanzhar ma kone malu?
Lok kinara upar malta dare 6e,
Hu have majdhar ma kone malu?

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Mane malnara darek sukh tamne male,
Tamara darek dukh mane male,
Saday smit rahe tamara honth par
Swapna joyela a mara satya thai tamne fale

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Samay samay ni aa vaat che
Hawa ma gunji rahyo aeno saad che,
Bhale a nathi aaje mari sameep
Pan aeni madhur yaad sada mari sath che

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Gunah vagar no hu gunegar 6u,
Tamare jem ganvu hoy tem gano,
Ghadiyal na kanta fervi nakhye are!
Dost…, pa6i nahi male tane A xano..

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Aek 6e aakash ne disha o char 6e,
Dil aa maru tane malva bekarar 6e,
Tari j yaado ne tari j vaato,
Have to aa nayan ne bus taro j intezar 6e

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Prem kare ene jagat maaf nathi kartu.
Koi eni saathe insaaf nathi kartu.
Loko prem ne paap kahe to che, pan kaun evu che je aa paap nathi kartu.??

Suraj ni roshni dharti par felai..

Pankhida ni kilkilat sambhdai ne,

Phoolo ni sugandh hawa ma relai

Honth 6e laal ne Gulabi 6e gaal,

Kem 6upavi sakis tu tara dil nu aa haal,

Mane dekhay 6e tuj ma muj nu bhavishya

Tu j 6o mari aaj ne kaal

Nain Ne Nain Male Jyaa Chana,

Thaye Banee Dil Deewana (2)

Tamne Parka Manu K Manu Potanaa,

Ho,HuMDuM Tamne Parka Manu K Manu Potana

Pyaar ni rangeen lat monghi padi,

Aag sathe ni ramat monghi padi,

Jeet-ta jeetayi gayi baji badhi;

Ek aa Dil ni ladat monghi padi.

Ochintu koi mane raste male ne dhire thi pu6e k “KEM

6e?”

Aapne to kahiye k “Dariya si moj ma ne Upar thi kudrat ni rahem 6e

Chhagan:

Aa hasi-khushi thi bharelu jeevan kevu hoy 6e?

Magan:

Aeva jeevan ni mane kyanthi khabar.

Mara to Lagna j Bachpan ma thai gya 6

Yaado ma tamari aash bani ne aavis,

Dil ma tamara vishwas bani avis

Yaad karjo bus sacha mann thi

Amaas ni rate poonam no chand bani ne avis

Meena: Te kem tari kaamwali ni kadhi muki?

te to bahu sari hati.

Tina: Aetle j kadhi muki,kem k te mara pati ne pan bahu j sari lagti hati.

Hu Jagto rahyo aakhi raat,

Pan kahi na sakyo mara dil ni vaat,

Aankho ma hata aasha bharya sapna,

Pan aavi na nindar ne viti gai raat.

Prem.. Prem.. Prem.. ma

Aa padya chhe badha prem ma,

Pela m ke chhe ke “Sundar” maja no khado

Pachhi thi paade badha moti raado.

Aaje kamal eni nigaho kari gayi

Unchu pranay nu star hatu,nichu kari gayi

Aankho ma ras hato te,

Aankh Ma Aankh malavi hriday ma bhari gayi.

Kaink lakhvanu mann thay ne haath na upde

Ae munjhvan 6e mane….

Koi na sapna jova hoy ne nindar na aave

HuMDuM Ae rog 6e mane

Kasuye mann nu dharyu bane 6e j kya?

Mane swapna ma tu male j 6e kya?

Nadee k sarowar vahe 6e j kya?

Have zanzva 6etre 6e j kya?

=HuMDuM=

Mara maran par tame aansoo na bahavsho,

Mara maran par dosto gam na karsho..

..Mari yad aave to sidha upar j aavjo!!

Jivan maa JAS nathi,

Prem maa RAS nathi;

Dhandha maa KAS nathi,

Javu chhe swarg maa,

pan eni koi BUS nathi..

Tu hase chhe jyare jyare,

tyare tyare tara gaal ma khada padechhe.

Hu vicharu chhu betho betho

ke mara shivay aa khada ma ketla pade chhe

G – gentle

U – understanding

J – jolly

A – adorable

R – royal

A – aggresive

T – tough

I – intelligent

This much quality only 1 cast have,

Yes, its GUJARATI..

Bolya kare a maitri,

chup rahe a prem

milan karave a maitri,

judai satave a prem

hasave a maitri,

radave a prem,

to pan loko maitri mukine kem kare chhe prem??!!

Gujju Premi: Darling mere kaan me kuch halka sa,

kuch narm sa, Kuch namkin sa, Kuch mitha sa kaho!

Premika: DHOKLA

Aavta haso cho.

Jata haso cho.

Savare haso cho.

Ratre haso cho.

Sukh ma haso cho.

Dukh ma haso cho.

Tamne shu lage cheee ?

Tame ekla j “Close UP” ghaso chooo !???

Nayan ma Vasya Che Jara yaad karjo,

kadi kaam pade to yaad karjo,

mane to padi che aadat tamne yaad karwani,

jo hichki ave to maf karjo…………..

Dur Rahine Pan Pase Rahevani Mane Adat Che,

Yad Banine Ankho Mathi Vehvani mane Adat Che,

Pase Na Hova Chata Pase J Lagis Mane ehasas Banine Rehvani Adat Che.

Bhina varsad ni komal

bund moklu chhu,

aankh to khol tane

ujas moklu chhu,

pila padi gaya pratiksha na

pandada,

antar thi tane khusbu bhari

yad moklu chhu…

Bolo nahi to chalse Mithi nazar bas che,

Haso nahi to chalse Dil ma rakho to bas che,

SMS karo k na karo tamari marji,

Tame aa SMS vancho a j bas che..

Dil par hamlo tayo ne dil tuti gayu.

koi k che k manobal khuti gayu

khoti buma bum che doctroni

aa to tame yadd aaya ne bicharu dhabkaro chuki gayu.

Mari kabar par lilu lilu ghas ugelu joi…

loko kahe chhe…Aane to marya pachhi pan lila laher chhe….

Mausam badlayo ane thandak thai gai,

Tamara msg vina zindagi bechain thai gai,

Tame bhuli gaya cho amne ke pachi,

SMS ni skim puri thai gai…

Aavo na aavo tame khayal ma pan farak

kya padyo chhe mohabbat na haal ma,

verso viti gaya chata rakhya che sachvi

aansun tamari aankh na mara rumaal ma..

Svas aave jai chhe eni yaad maan,

fulo keva karmay chhe eni yadma,

kahevu chhe ghanu badhu kahi shakatu nathi,

Sabdo smarmay chhe eni yadma..

Prem: Dil mate

Dil: Laagni mate

Laagni: Manushya mate

Manushya: Khoosurat Duniya mate

Duniya ni Khoobsurati: A to Mara dost fakt tara ma

Dosti ma jivjo,Dosti ma marjo

Himmat na hoy to Dosti na karjo,

Zindagi nathi amne dosto thi pyari

Dosto mate j 6e jindagi amari.

Tamari sathe maro jug-jug no nato

Haiya ma 6e hajaro mithi vato

Dil ni dhadkn ne Aatur aa ankho

Pu6i rahi 6e Su tame pn mane am j chahso?

Sukh ni aakhi anukramanika

Andar Dukh na prakran

Tame Jindagi vaanchi chhe?

Vancho to padse samjan..

Aavta haso cho.

Jata haso cho.

Savare haso cho.

Ratre haso cho.

Sukh ma haso cho.

Dukh ma haso cho.

Tamne shu lage cheee ?

Tame ekla j “Close UP” ghaso chooo !???

Har 1 swass ma tari yaad muku chhu,

Mara thi vadhu viswas tara ma muku chhu,

sachvje mara aa vishwas ne jatan thi

mara swass ne tara visvas e muku chhu

Bhina varsad ni komal

bund moklu chhu,

aankh to khol tane

ujas moklu chhu,

pila padi gaya pratiksha na

pandada,

antar thi tane khusbu bhari

yad moklu chhu

Bolo nahi to chalse Mithi nazar bas che,

Haso nahi to chalse Dil ma rakho to bas che,

SMS karo k na karo tamari marji,

Tame aa SMS vancho a j bas che..

Dur Rahine Pan Pase Rahevani Mane Adat Che,

Yad Banine Ankho Mathi Vehvani mane Adat Che,

Pase Na Hova Chata Pase J Lagis Mane ehasas Banine Rehvani Adat Che.

Bolya kare a maitri,

chup rahe a prem

milan karave a maitri,

judai satave a prem

hasave a maitri,

radave a prem,

to pan loko maitri mukine kem kare chhe prem??