Tag: friendship-shayari

Flirt and Naughty SMS

I want you,
to be with me in a nice Restaurant
to have candle light dinner…. &
to say those sweet three words to U….
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“Pay The Bill”
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Aati hai teri yaad der tak aati hai,
Jab tu aas paas se guzar jati hai,
Main toh nahta hoon roz,
Kyun tu kabhi kabhi nahati hai.

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Neend aati hai to khaab aata hai
khaab mein ek ladki aati hai,
ladki ke piche uska baap aata hai
phir na neend aati hai na khaab aata hai.
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Nashili aankho se wo jab hamein dekhte hain,
hum ghabraakar ankhen jhuka leite hain,
kaun milaye unn ankhon se ankhen,
suna hai wo ankho se apna bana leite hai.
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Ah– I forgot your name.
Can I call you mine?
And, in case you forget my name too, call me yours!
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Suna hai bole to baton se phool jhadte hai
yeh baat hai to chalo, baat karke dekhte hai!!
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Chandani ne
kaha ke tu pyaar kar…
Shama ne kaha
aankhen char kar…
Gori ko cheda toh
boli muskarakar..
Abhi tu nadaan hai
kuch intezar kar…!
Submitted by: Imtiaz
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Nazre na hoti to nazaara na hota,
duniya main hasino ka guzara na hota,
hamse yeh mat kaho ke dil lagana chhod de,
jaake khuda se kaho ke
hasino ko banaana chhod de
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I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile.
So, would you smile for me?

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Can you see me? no? Turn around, can you see me now? no?
Turn again, can you see me now?
I can see you because you have a special place in my heart!
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What is a girl friend?
Addition of problems, subtraction of money,
Multiplication of enemies & division of friends.
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Dosti karo college wali se,
Ishq karo office wali se,
Flirt karo pados wali se,
Pyaar karo dilwali se,
Aankh larao sali se,
Aur maar khao ghar wali se.
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I like U,
I love U,
I love U very much,
I can’t live without U.
Plz give me Ur answer.
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Romeo ne Julit se kuch yesa hi kaha hoga na?

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Ur the 1st thing that comes 2 my mind.
I wish I could start my day with U in my bed.
I just luv Ur feel to my lips. U just make my day.
I love U NESCAFE!
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Abe khajur,
Zoo se bhage hue langur,
Abe sade hue kele ke chilke,
Chuse hue am,
Circus ke retired bandar,
Aisa kisi ko na kehna,
Feel hota hai!
Submitted by: Neha
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Vo reshmi baalo vali,
Bhuri aankho vali,
Komal hatho or naram pero vali,
Matki hui andhere me,
Tumhare pass aayegi aur dhire se,
Bolegi.., “Miyaaau”…
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He took me from a bar,
He took me in his car,
He took my top off,
He puts his lips on mine,
but don”t worry,
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Bas!!

Mujhse aur nahi hoga…

Main hi karun to ap kab karoge??

Maine apko kiya na!!!

Chalo ab ap karo…

Karo na…

I’m excited….

Karo na…

SMS
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Woh hamare zindagi mein,
Kuch is tara aaye,
Jaise hare bhare khait mein,
Moti bhains ghus aaye…
Submitted by: Sadiq khan
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Ek hawa ka jhoka sa aaya,
To laga jaise ke tum aaye ho,
Darwaze par kisi ki aahat se hue,
To laga jaise ke tum aaye ho,
Ab tum he bataoo,
Kya tum kisi bhoot se kam ho.
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Kiss kisi ki mahphil me,
Kiss kisi ne kiss kisi ko kiss kiya.
Ek hum hai jisne her kiss ko miss kiya,
Aur ek aap hai jisne har miss ko kiss kiya.
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Hamare liye apne heart me jagah rakhiye, Mind me nahi
Hume mind me rakhna dangerous ho sakta hai
Kyonki hum mind blowing hai
Submitted by: Jose Kiran
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Dur humse jaa paoge kaise,
Humko bhool paoge kaise,
Hum woh khushbu hai jo saanson mein utar jaye,
Khud apni saanson ko rok paoge kaise?
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Kaun kehta hai dil pagal hai
Pagalpan to sirf aik bahana hai
Aik bar hans kar muskura kar to dekho
Yeh pagal tumhara deewana hai
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Those seductive eyes
Those kissable lips
Dat sexy smile
Saucy ass
Da perfect tlk
Enuf abt me hw r u?
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Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de
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Nazar nazar mei har nazar mei
Ek nazar ki talaash hai,
Par yeh nazar woh nazar nahi
Jiski mujko talaash hai

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Do you know your 1 smile can make 100 peoples die, so u can decrease this over population, so baby, please keep on smiling
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Phool ke shurwat kali se hote hai,
Zindage ke shurwat pyar se hote hai
Pyar ke shurwat apno se hote hai
Apno ke shurwat aap se hote hai
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This world is too small and is divided into two parts:
“Guys and Gals”.

Guys want to be with “your name” and gals want to be like “your name”.
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Do u know that ur smile takes 1000 people to death?
Save the world… so plz start teeth brushing regularly
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Sms har pal karu to shararat hogi,
Har din karu to pareshani hogi,
Kabhi bhi na karu to kanjusi hogi,
Par dilse karu to shayad apko khusi hogi. Hui na??
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Let me kiss ur lips,
Let me feel ur teeth,
Let me feel ur tongue
SMILE!
This is ur friend “PEPSODENT” reminding you to brush ur teeth, twice a day Everyday.
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Those sparkling eyes
That amazing face
A 100watt smile
The Enthu Stride
The cheerful talk
Charming stud
I’m still the same
hw r u?…wts up?

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Benefits of Kissing:
- Changes taste
- Burns Calories
- Lips never go dry
- Relieves Stress
- Makes face muscles strong
So KEEP KISSING
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No matter how high the sky is,
How deep the ocean is,
How strong the wind is,
How wide the river is,
I just want to tell YOU….
They’re none of YOUR BUSINESS
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Aaj bagh may kali hai, kal gulaab ho ga
Mujh se shadi karlo, tum ko sawab ho ga
(Jo tum se shadi karey, wus ka dimaagh kharaab ho ga)

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Paathar kyon marti ho paahad par do,
Hum to yuhin mar jayenge ek baar aankh mar do.
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John: Hey bhagwan mujhe itna handsome kyun banaya, jhahan bhi jata hun ladkiya pareshan karti hai.

Bhajwan: Agar tu itna pareshan hai to (your name) kitna pareshan hoga.
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Ek adaa aapki dil churane ki,
Ek adaa aapki dil mein bas jane ki,
Ek chehra aapka chand sa,
Ek zid hamari chand pane ki.
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Aaj mein tum se ek baat keh kar rahoon ga.

Woh yeh hai ke:

I

I L

I LO

I LOV

I LOVE

I LOVE Y

I LOVE YO

I LOVE YOugart especially with rice
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Safar lamba hai dost banate rahiye,
Dil mile na mile haath badate rahiye,
Taj na banaiye costly padega,
Har taraf Mumtaj banate rahiye.
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When are you going to marry me?
I can’t live without you.
I love you dear, marry me within this month otherwise i will die.
See, how Aishwarya Rai messaged me! Silly girl.
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Najneen hushn malin, nakhraye saaj ho tum,
Dilkash mohabbat ka, hasin andaaj ho tum,
Kyun raaz se raaz ka raaz ho tum,
Taj nahin mere dil ki MUMTAJ ho tum.
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Hi Good Morning!
Arz hai,
Chai ke cup se uthte dhuein mein teri shakl nazar aati hai,
Tere khyalon mein kho kar aksar meri chai thandi ho jaati hai.
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Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds …

Open ur eyes!

Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 secs in thinking of a
fool

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Tum sa koi dusara zameen par hua to rab se sikayat hogi….
Ek to jhella nahi jata dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!
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If ever in your life U R very sad & lonely
& feel that U have lost every thing,
I will come, Hold your hand,
take U 4 Walk on a Bridge & Show U where 2 jump From

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Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be …
one heart that would always beat for you …
You know Whose??? … your Own Stupid!!!

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Life without u is impossible,
u r in my breath and blood.
i cant stay for a second without u,
if u r not there i am dead
oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN
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Sweet candies are nice to eat …
Sweet words are easy to say …
but, sweet ppl are hard to find …
OH MY GOD! how did u find me?

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Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me.

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I wanted to put something incredibly beautiful, sweet, nice, sensitive, erotic and funny on you screen, but unfortunately I do not fit on it.

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Can you see me? no?
Turn around, can you see me now? no?
Turn again, can you see me now?
I can see you because you have a special place in my heart!

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us se pyar ker k kissmut jaag gai
us sy pyar ker k kissmut jaag gai
main ne itney love letter post keye k
woh”post man”k sath bhaag gai

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khalid.m@hotmail.co.uk

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Shaadi ka waada kia parveen se,
Warna mohabbat to thi nasreen se.
Anjane main keh dia mehreen se,
Kia haal hua tha poocho noreen se,
Ab to umeed hai sirf samreen se

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khalid.m@hotmail.co.uk

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