Tag: friendship-shayari
100 Santa Banta jokes
1day santa had a dream,in that some1 killed him.Next day he closed his bank a/c. B’coz bank’s slogan was ‘WE MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE’
1Din santa ko fansi lagne wali thi. Jailer ne pucha koi akhari khwahish. santa bola”muje fansi dete wqt mere pair upar aur sar nich Rakhna
1Srdar-wo Ladki behri lagti he.Me kuch kehta hu,wo kuch aur hi bolti hai 2srdar:kaise? 1 srdar:Mene”I Luv U”kaha,to wo boli Mene kal hi Naye SANDAL kharide hai.
1st Sardar:Jab main chhota tha tab Kutab Minar se gir gaya tha 2nd sardar: Fir tu mar gya ki bach gaya? 1st:Mujhe yad nahi kuyoki tab mai bahut chhota tha na.
2srdar jngl me:Samne sher aya,1ne mitti sher ki ankh me dalke bhagne lga,2nd wahi ruk gya 1st:abe bhag 2nd:me kyun bhagu mitti tune dali he
3 sardars were going on a bike. Traffic Police raises the hand to stop them. Sardar replies- “Oye pagal ho gaya kya? Pehle hi 3 baithe hai, Tu kaha baithega..”
A drunk santa fails from 3rd floor. People gather around & ask: “Sardar ji ki hoya?” He said”pata nahin main v hune aya haan”!!!
Tumhari Aankhen !!!
Khalid
Jab bhi aati hain khayalon main tumhari aankhen,
Bheeg jati hain kisi ghum se hamari aankhen.
Dhal gai shaam andehre ne tani phir se apni chadar,
So gaien thak ke tere hijjar ki maari aankhen.
Tum mere pass nahi phir bhi tumhara chehra,
Sochti rehti hain yeh dard ki maari aankhen.
Silsila toot bhi sakta tha barsaat ka kabhi,
Thaam leti mere ashkon ko tumhari aankhen.
Hum isi aas pe aankhon ko khula rakhte hain,
Laut aain na kisi rooz tumhari aankhen.
Gaate gaate hamain ik shakhs ki yaad aati hai,
Bheeeg jaati hain ser-e-bazam hamari aankhen.
Jaane kya baat hai kyon dekhti rehti hain,
Meri aankhon ki taraf shehar ki saari aankhen.(mkm)
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My Favourite Atheism Quotes
So just to tell all of you as an avid atheist, I’ve come across many quotes that describe xactly how I feel abt religion n God, some of the quotes i believe in n if believing like this is called atheism then yes I am a atheist.
“I believe in God, only I spell it Nature , Science and My Motherland .â€
“We would be 1,500 years ahead if it hadn’t been for the church dragging science back by its coattails and burning our best minds at the stake.†– Catherine Fahringer
Justin Brown
“An Atheist believes that a hospital should be built instead of a church. An Atheist believes that deed must be done instead of a prayer said. An Atheist strives for involvement in life and not escape into death. He wants disease conquered, poverty vanished, war eliminated.â€
Dennis McKinsey:
If God kills, lies, cheats, discriminates, and otherwise behaves in a manner that puts the Mafia to shame, that’s okay, he’s God. He can do whatever he wants. Anyone who adheres to this philosophy has had his sense of morality, decency, justice and humaneness warped beyond recognition by the very book that is supposedly preaching the opposite.
G.K. Chesterton:
I always like a dog so long as he isn’t spelled backward.
Wendy Kaminer:
I don’t spend much time thinking about whether God exists. I don’t consider that a relevant question. It’s unanswerable and irrelevant to my life, so I put it in the category of things I can’t worry about.
Arthur C. Clarke
“Religion is a byproduct of fear. For much of human history, it may have been a necessary evil, but why was it more evil than necessary? Isn’t killing people in the name of God a pretty good definition of insanity?â€
Andrew Carnegie
“I DONT believe in God. My god is patriotism. Teach a man to be a good citizen and you have solved the problem of life.â€
“Atheism is a requirement for a complete human being. Religion is a crutch that is shackled to you, one you never really needed in the first place, but were convinced by others that you couldn’t live without. Once you discover it’s only an illusion, that it’s not even a real crutch, you discard it gladly.†– Brent Yaciw
and at the end I hope By the year 2020, ,we will raise our children to believe in human potential, not God.
When a girl & boy is quite
When a Girl is quiet,
Millions of things are running in her mind.
When a Boy is quite ?
Trillion of thoughts & worries running in his mind.
When a Girl is not arguing,
She is thinking deeply.
When a Boy is not Arguing ?
He is think the Solution for finish the Arguing.
When a Girl looks at u with eyes full of questions,
She is wondering how long you will be around.
When a Boy looks at Girl with eyes full of questions ?
He wants Promise that won’t ever leave him
When a Girl answers “i’m fine” after a few seconds,
She is not at all fine.
When a Boy answer “I am fine†after a few second ?
He is making himself Fine just for you but although he is not
When a Girl stares at you,
She is wondering why you are lying.
When a Boy Stares at you ?
He is wondering, you are lying to me ??
When a Girl lays on your chest,
she is wishing for you to be hers forever.
When a Boy Melt in your Arms ?
He is wishing that time will stuck here forever.
When a Girl calls you everyday,
She is seeking for your attention.
When a Boy Calls you everyday ?
He is willing to talk to you.
When a Girl sms’s u everyday,
She wants you to reply at least once.
When a Boy sms’s you everyday ?
He wants to make you happy at least once in a Day.
When a Girl says I love you,
She means it.
When a Boy say I LOVE YOU ?
He din’t describe properly but he always prove how madly he loves you.
When a Girl syas that she can’t live without you,
She has made up her mind that yor are her future.
When a Boy says that he can’t live without you ?
He has Dedicated his entire life to her Happiness.
When a Girl says “i miss you”
No one in this world can miss you more than her.
When a Boy says “I miss you†?
His heart is beating more then enough because he really Misses you.
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Bahaut Tanha Hoon !!!
Khalid
Yeh 2008 ki meri akhri posting main apne unn doston
ke naam karta hoon jo qadam qadam mere saath chalte
rahe aur mera hausla barhate rahe. I thank you all from
the bottom of my heart.Happy new year to you all!!!
Amarjeet,Heeren,Hetal,Imroz,Komal, Madhu,Sweet aur Tamanna…….
Khalid
Kaash khawabon mein hi aa jao bahaut tanha hoon
Ya mere zehan se yaadon ke diye gul kar do
Mere ehsaas ki duniya ko mitta do ham dam
Raat taare nahin angaare liye aati hai
Intezaar Aaj Bhi Hai !!!
Khalid
Ashk beh jaate hain aksar sabhi ki aankhon se,
Main to un ki yaad mein ashkon mein beh gya.
Dost bhi badal gaye ab tere jaane ke baad,
Bas akela main tanhayon ke saath reh gya.
Tere aane ka intezaar ab bhi hai in aankhon ko,
Woh tera hasna tasveer ban kar hi reh gya.
Diya baadlon ne mera saath ta-umar yun hi,
Kabhi roya baras ke to kabhi garaj ke kuch keh gya.
Ashk beh jaate hain aksar sabhi ki aankhon se,
Main to un ki yaad mein ashkon mein beh gya.(mkm)
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Kya Likhun….!!!
KhalidÂ
Teri aankhon me bhara pyaar ka sagar likhun,
Ya teri muskaan me chhipa mera jeevan likhun..
Chup chap kuch bolti ye teri saansen likhun,
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Ya tere deedar mein apna intezaar likhun..
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Ya woh sadiyon see lambi raat likhun..
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Ya is duri mein gire  mere aansu likhun..
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Ya mere dhadkano ki aawaz likhun..
Kya likhun…
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Kya likhun…