SMS jokes

U R the one who is CHARMING
U R the one who is INTELLIGENT
U R the one who is CUTE
and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS.
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A – U r Attractive
B – U r the Best
C – U r Cute
D – U r Dear 2 Me
E – U r Excellent
F – U r Funny
G – U r Good-Looking
H – hehehe
I – I’m
J – JOKING
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So Sweet is ur SMILE???
so Sweet is ur STYLE???
so Sweet is ur VOICE???
so Sweet is ur EYE?????
see …….how Sweetly I LIE.
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Legs utha ke karo.
Tange feala ke karo.
Ghuma ghuma ke karo.
Aage peechey dono taraf karo.
Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga.
*Ramdev ji ka yoga.

I want to suck you… lick you…
wanna move my tongue all over you…
wanna feel you in my mouth…yep,
tat’s how u…eat an ice cream.
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In your life, when you wake up & don’t see any one,
then come to me, i’ll be there to hold ur hand & take you to the EYE SPECIALIST

Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the……
train ruki, khidki khuli, nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kahan,…..
ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!!!!
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If you are in tension,
If nothing seems right,
If u find no way out,
Then just think of me only once,
I will be always there to INCREASE your tensions
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When u feel sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“damn I am really so cute”. U will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit. Coz liars go to hell.

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Tamam bewaqufon
ko ittala di jati hai…
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Aap to aise parh rahe hen
jaise ye ittala aap k liye ho.:p

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Fact1: You can not touch
your lower lip with your tounge…

Fact2: After reading this,
99/100 idiots would try it.

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You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

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I am your girlfriend:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.

theek kaha na ?

In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :p

Happy april fools day

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Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain…
Aur kyo na ho… Khayi Bhi to “HARI Mirchi…”-hai

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If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur
1) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude,
kick them off.
How dare they fool u before april 1st.

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In hasino se Rasme Wafa
or Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai…
Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka,
Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai…!

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Door Ho Jao,
Ye SmS 5 Second
K Baad Phat Jayega!
00:05
00:04
00:03
00:02
00:01
00:00
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Nahi Phata?
Naqli (fake) ??
Ye Bhi China Ka Maal Nikla

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Sine me dil,
Dil me dard,
Dard me yaqin,
Yaqin me khyal,
Khayal me khwab,
Khuwab me tasvir
Tasvir me sirf ap!
Itna Darawna khuwab?
Baap re Baap

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Plz call me,its urgent. Ek accident ho gaya hai.

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Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna

Warna

GADHA mag jayega

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Attendence..

Pappu

Yes Sir

Bablu

Yes Sir

Tinku

Yes Sir
Ullu

??
Ullu
??

Ullu

Button dabana band kar,
teri baari hai,
attendence lagwa

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SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO ..

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Cheese is Cheese
Butter is butter
if u 4get me
i will throw u in
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* G U T T E R *
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Congratulation!

Amir Khan Ne apni Film
K Second part k liay
ap ko Chun lia hai
Jiss Mai ap ka
Bohat Main Role Hai
Film Ka Name hai

Bayghairut zameen per

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You are a GHONCHU..

G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique

Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi…

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This is not SMS, it’s just an April Fool Trick
Place a bottle of liquid dish soap into the toilet tank.
The next person to flush the toilet will be greeted
with an overwhelming amount of bubbles.

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WARNING ! ! !

This is a VIRUS . . .

When you turn your phone off it WON’T WORK AGAIN

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U are a…

B. I. T. C. H.

Beautiful

Intelligent

Talented

Cute

Hilarious

r u smiling now?

*YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*

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Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.

Su Karu Fariyad Tane Ke
Fariyaad Maaj Fari Yaad Chhe
Fari Fari Ne Yaad Tari
Ej Mari Fariyad Che
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phool choon pan kanta ne pyar karu chu….
zindagii che pan maut no swikar karu chu…
Aree! jivan ma ek bhool hoon var-m-var karu chu…
manvi choon ne manvi ne pyar karu chu.
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Paade che saad tu mane roj khvaab ma,
Taro avaaj sambhalu cho hu kitaab ma;
Tari mahendi no rang maari ghazal ne sajaavashe,
Ekaad patra Tuy lakhe jo javaab ma.
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Ful cho pan kata no shangaar karu cho,
Jindagi che pan mot no swikar karu chu;
are! Jivan ma hu ek bhul vaaramvaar karu chu,
Maanvi chu ne maanvi ne pyaar karu chu.
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Ek Bhule gayo Bhutkal, Haji Vartamaan Baaki che;
Aato pawan ni laher hati, haji Tufaan baki che.
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Pidhu e haath nu paani, Ne Haath Mangu chu;
Bhale thaay Barbadi, Toy Jivanbhar no saath maango chu.
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jawaani e zara ma jai ne jindagi ne sago kidho che;
pyasa ne maanmohit kari ne bewafa e dago kidho che.
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Buddhi ne pan vahem thayo che,
Hu jaanu chu e kem thayo che;
kahu! Koine kahesho nahi ke,
paheli j najare prem thayo che.
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Maari ghazal che niche padela Gulabma;
Laakho milanni tako che haji pan hisab ma.
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Ketlaay varshe mali che tu he sakhi,
Me sajavi che taari maate ghazal ni paalkhi;
Tu samay ne le barabar paarkhi,
Etle j taaji shaayri che me lakhi.
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Vijalina zabkar ma suni, prit ni param vaani;
Aabh aakho thayu zalhala ne, Pruthvi thai pani pani.
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Adrashya rahi ne mara Rudan ma hata tame,
same malya to aavi gaya mara smit ma tame.
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Ful ne khushbu male, naav ne saagar male;
Aap jo Aavo to mara dil ne dilbar male.
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Aansu padya aankho maathi, tamne shi kadar?
tame todyu che dil maaru, eni shi khabar?
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Hu ichu chu chataa evi nirasha thai nathi shakti;
Milan taaru asanbhav che, e shraddha thai nathi shakti.
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mahobbat ane jagat vachhe nu sthal vicharu chu;
mara ane tara vachhe nu antar vicharu chu.
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kadi chinta kari lau chu, kadi chintan kari lau chu,
Jivanma em jivan nu hu sanshodhan kari lau chu;
mathu chu hu mathi ne bas hraday ma kathan kari lau chu,
visarjan thay jya prem nu, tya fari sarjan kari lau chu.
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Tu nathi to aa jagat Udas laage che,
Punam ni raatoy mujne aamas laage che;
Anu Anu ma jagatna nihalu chu tane,
nayan ni kiki ma pan taaro vaas laage che.
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E hraday te pan bhala kevo fasavyo che mane;
je nathi mara banya eno j banavyo che mane.
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have bas bahu thayu buddhi, Hu pagal thau to saaru,
Prem no samay aavyo che, Hu diwano thau to saaru.
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Hoi shake to eva maan ne marag hoi shake;
jene pagle ek majanu paangartu jag hoi shake.
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Kanthastha gazalo Aaemne maari kari to chhe,
Aane pasand chho hun nathi Shayari to chhe,
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Maari ae kalpana hati ke visari maane
Kintu Aae matra bhram hato thai khatri maane.
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Bhuli vaafa ni reet na bhuli mane
Lyo Aaena lagne ni mali kankotri maane.
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Aashru(Tears) virah ni raat na khali(stop) shakyo nahi,
paachha nayan na noor ne vaali shakyo nahi,
hun jene kaaj aandh(blind) thayo roi roi ne,
Aae Aavya tyare aamne nihali shakyo nahi.
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Dil na dard ne Aashru thi todi shakya nathi,
haiyu(Heart) paraspar aapni kholi shakya nahi,
Jaalim zamano beuni vaachche hato aaethi,
same malya ne kaipan boli shakya nahi,
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Kshana Bhar na milan maa Aevu shu karyu
ke gaya tame, gai kshana
ne rahi gaaya padagha??
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Nayan Ne bandh raakhi ne mein jyare tamne joya chhe,
tame chho aaena karta pan vadhare tamane joya chhe.
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joto j rahyo bas hun tamne nirdosh tamanna jagi gayi,
man prem kuva ma dol thayu ne roop ni charcha jagi gayi.
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jeevan ma dukh hoi to jeevan madira jaam thai jaay.
aa dil surahi ne nayan jaam thai jaay.
tuj nayan maa nihalu chhu saghali raaslila hun,
jo kiki raadha thai jay to kajal sham thai jaay.
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kajal bharya nayan na kaaman mane gaame chhe,
karan nahi janavu karan maane gaame chhe.
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sahej(slight) navra padya tyare lagyu aatlo dodvano koi aarth nathi,
jyaare dodata hata tyaare lagtu hatu ke koi mari jevu samarth nathi.
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vichitra prem na vistar no prabandh hato,
ke raat tunki ne ghano lambo nibandh hato,
rahya sameep chhata sparsh na pamyu koi,
vichitra nabh ne vaadal tano sambandh hato.

Saade rang ko galti se aap naa kora samjho,
Isi mey samaaye indradhanushi saaton rang,
Jo dikhe aapko zindagi saadagi bhari kisi ki,
To aap yun samjho satrangi hai duniya usiki,
Holi aayi satrangi rango ki bouchar laayi,
Dher saari mithai aur mitha mitha pyar laayi,
Aap ki zindagi ho mithe pyar aur khusiyon se bhari,
Jisme samaaye saaton rang yahi shubhkamna hai hamaari.
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Lal, gulabi, neela, pila hathon me liya samet,
Holi ke din rangenge sajni, kar ke meethi bhent.
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Pichkari ki Dhar,
Gulal ki bauchar,
Apno ka pyar,
Yahi hai yaaron holi ka tyohar.
Happy Holi!!!!
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Rangon se bhi rangeen zindagi hai humari, rangeeli rahe yeh bandagi hai humari,
kabhi na bigde ye pyar ki rangoli, aye mere yaar aisi HAPPY HOLI.
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Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai,
Sitaro ne aasman se salaam bheja hai,
Mubaraq ho aapko holi ka tyohar,
Humne dil se yeh paigam bheja hai.
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Rango ke tyohar mein sabhi rango ki ho bharmar,
Dher saari khushiyon se bhara ho aapka sansar,
Yahi dua hai bhagwan se hamari har bar,
Holi Mubarak ho mere yaar!
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Khaa key gujiya, pee key bhaang, laaga ke thoda thoda sa rang, baja ke dholak aur mridang, khele holi hum tere sang.
Holi Mubarak!
Rango mein ghuli ladki kya laal gulabi hai
Jo dekhta hai kehta hai kya maal gulabi hai
Pichle baras tune jo bhigoya tha holi mein
Ab tak nishani ka woh rumaal gulabi hai.
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Chadenge jab pyare rang, ek meri dosti ka rang bhi chadhana.
Lagne lagenge tumhe suhane sare rang,
Aur meri dosti ka rang chamkega hurdum tumhare sang.
Bolo sarararara….
Wish you a very mastiful and colourful Happy Holi!
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Apun wishing you a wonderful,
Super-duper,
Zabardast,
Xtra-badhiya,
Xtra special,
Ekdum mast and dhinchak,
Bole to ekdum jhakaas
“Happy Holi”.
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Funny Holi SMS
Me ja ja jovu hu,
Mane tharo chahero dikhto hai,
Ii thaaro kusur nathi,
Salo sab chahero aaj rangeelo hai,
Holi Mubarak!
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Aapne dil ka haal batana chod diya, humne bhi gehrai mein jaana chod diya. Holi se pehle hi aapne nahana chod diya?
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Rang barse bhige chunar wali, rang barse o rang barse bhige chunar wali..rang barse, are rang barse bhige chunar wali..re! Ab ghar jao nahi to jukham lag jayega.
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Bright colors, water balloons, lavish gujiyas and melodious songs are the ingredients of perfect Holi. Wish you a very happy and wonderful Holi.

May God gift you all the colors of life, colors of joy, colors of happiness, colors of friendship, colors of love and all other colors you want to paint in your life. Happy Holi.

If wishes come in rainbow colors then I would send the brightest one to say Happy Holi.

A true and caring relation doesn’t have to speak loud, a soft sms is just enough to express the heartiest feelings. Enjoy the festival of Holi with lot of fun.

Best wishes to you for a Holi filled with sweet moments and memories to cherish for long.
Happy Holi!

    If wishes come in rainbow colors then I would send the brightest one to say Happy Holi.
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    May God gift you all the colors of life, colors of joy, colors of happiness, colors of friendship, colors of love and all other colors you want to paint in your life. Happy Holi!
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    Bright colors, water balloons, lavish gujiyas and melodious songs are the ingredients of perfect Holi. Wish you a very happy and wonderful Holi.
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    May god gift u all the colors of life, colors of joy, colors of happiness, colors of friendship, colors of luv n all other colors u want to paint in ur life. Happy Holi.
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    Just like a red rose that fills the world with beauty & fragrance… You have made my life so beautiful by being in it. On Holi, the festival of colors & joy I wanna say thank you for all the love & smiles you’ve brought to my life. Happy Holi
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    _________ U’ve
    !’–.___.–’! got a
    i________i CARD.
    Open it…

    §«§«§«§«§«§«§«§«
    §    H A P P Y    §
    §      H O L I      §
    §«§«§«§«§«§«§«§«
    Have a Nice Day!
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    Tumhari holi ho number one, aur tum karo whole lotta fun! wishing you a happy & colour full holi. Happy Holi
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    Khaa key gujiya, pee key bhaang, laaga k thora thora sa rang, baaja ke dholak aur mridang, khele holi hum tere sang.
    HOLI MUBARAK
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    Holi par sabhi ko sabhi rango se milkar ek rang, apko mile jo apki khusiyon ko rangin bana de.
    Happy Holi
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    Rang udaye Pichkari rang se rang jaye duniya sari holi ke rang
    aapke jeevan ko rang de ye shubha kaana hai hamari.
    HAPPY HOLI
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    Rango Ke Tyohar Me Sabhi Rango Ki Ho Bharmar,
    Dher Saari Khushiyo Se Bhara Ho Aapka Sansar,
    Yahi Dua hai Bhagwan Se Hamari Har bar,

    Holi Mubarak!
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    Makki ki Roti, Nimbu ka Aachar,
    Suraj Ki Kirne, Khushiyo ki Bahar,
    Chand Ki Chandi, Apno ka Pyar,
    Mubarak Ho Aapko, HOLI ka Tyohar
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    Rango mein ghuli ladki kya laal gulabi hai,
    Jo dekhta hai kehta hai kya maal gulabi hai,
    Pichle baras tune jo bhigoya tha holi mein,
    Ab tak nishani ka woh rumaal gulabi hai
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    Aapne dil ka haal batana chod diya, humne bhi gehrai mein jaana chod diya. HOLI se pehle hi aapne nahana chod diya?
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    Pichkari ki dhar, gular ki bauchar, apno ka pyar, yahi hai HOLI ka tyohar. Wishing you and your family a very hapy and colourful HOLI.
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1day santa had a dream,in that some1 killed him.Next day he closed his bank a/c. B’coz bank’s slogan was ‘WE MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE’

1Din santa ko fansi lagne wali thi. Jailer ne pucha koi akhari khwahish. santa bola”muje fansi dete wqt mere pair upar aur sar nich Rakhna

1Srdar-wo Ladki behri lagti he.Me kuch kehta hu,wo kuch aur hi bolti hai 2srdar:kaise? 1 srdar:Mene”I Luv U”kaha,to wo boli Mene kal hi Naye SANDAL kharide hai.

1st Sardar:Jab main chhota tha tab Kutab Minar se gir gaya tha 2nd sardar: Fir tu mar gya ki bach gaya? 1st:Mujhe yad nahi kuyoki tab mai bahut chhota tha na.

2srdar jngl me:Samne sher aya,1ne mitti sher ki ankh me dalke bhagne lga,2nd wahi ruk gya 1st:abe bhag 2nd:me kyun bhagu mitti tune dali he

3 sardars were going on a bike. Traffic Police raises the hand to stop them. Sardar replies- “Oye pagal ho gaya kya? Pehle hi 3 baithe hai, Tu kaha baithega..”

A drunk santa fails from 3rd floor. People gather around & ask: “Sardar ji ki hoya?” He said”pata nahin main v hune aya haan”!!! Continued

There is more hunger for Love & Appreciation in this world than for bread….Kindness on the level of self, family and mankind makes everyone feel better. Let us Love Every One…

- Mother Theresa. Happy Valentines Day!!!

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Na jane ohna de dil vich ki hai jo chup chaap bhul ke beh gaye ne, kayi vaar ta rabb inj jaape ki oh sanu galat samajhke beh gaye ne, khud kehnde si sath nibhavange, aap hora de vass peh gaye ne, rabba khush rakhhin sadde apneyan nu, jo sahnu yaad v karno

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Don’t wait until it’s too late to tell someone how much you love, how much you care. Because when they’re gone, no matter how loud you shout and cry, they won’t hear you anymore.

Romantic Valentines SMS, Romantic English Valentines text messages , Valentines shayari

Love isn’t a decision, it’s a feeling. If we could decide who to love, then, life would be much simpler, but then less magical.

Romantic Valentines SMS, Romantic English Valentines text messages , Valentines shayari

24hrs make a lovely day,

7 days make a lovely week,

52 weeks make a lovely year & knowing a

person like me will make ur life lovely.

Have a lovely day n life!**

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Wen things go wrong…

Wen sadness fills ur heart… Continued

Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, “How far is land”?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction?
Santa: Downwards!

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Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators.

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How did santa tried to kill a bird??
He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.

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Santa: I have swallowed a kay.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.

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Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I’ve seen ur password. It’s ****. Santa: U r wrong. It’s 1394.

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Santa falls in love with a nurse… After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: “I luv u sister.”

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Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?
Banta: Very simple, because he is PM not AM.

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Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

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A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I’m coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.

Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5 days ago, he hasn’t came back yet!
Santa: Why don’t u cook something else? .

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An Englishman and santa inside the toilet.

 Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?

Santa: Good evening, we open the zip and do!

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Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?
Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..

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Ultimate answer while changing the job.
Interviewer: Why did you changed your last job?
Santa: Because the company shifted and didn’t tell me where.

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Santa and Banta went for a drive.
Santa: Hey, look out from the window, are the indicators working or not?
Banta puts his head out & says “Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No!!!”

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Santa’s wife dies. He is calm, but his wife’s lover is crying furiously…
Finally, santa consoles him: Don’t worry buddy, I will marry again.

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Why did santa keep the door open while bathing?
Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.

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Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home. The steering, dash board, gears of car have been stolen.
After sometime he calls again: I am coming, earlier I sat on the back seat.

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Jaam tootne ka bahana na kar….
Hum teri aankho se pee lenge
tu mat aa lekin aane ka vaada to kar
hum teri yaad mein jee lenge…………
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Pyaar aa jaata hai aankhoon main roonay say pehlay
har khuwab toot jaata hai soonay say pehlay
ishq hai gunnah yeh tu samajh gaye
kaash koi rok leta yeh gunnah honay say pehlay.
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Mohabbat mea wafa toe her koi nibhata hai
par kamzoor rishto k ghar mea her koi toot jata hai.”
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“hum bhi zindagi k her khubsoorat rang se
apni zindagi saza sakte hai
hum bhi her kise k saath dil se muskura sakte hai
bus jara dard ko haad se gujarne toe doe yaroo.”
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waqt ki raahon me aap bhula de chahe hame,
par hum aapko bhula nahi payenge,
teri dosti ki kasam ae dost,
tu awaaz de sapne me hum haqeeqat me chale aayenge
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zindagi hai dil hai nadan hai,
kya safar hai kya samaan hai,
koi mere gum ko bhi jhaank kar dekhe,
muskuradena bohot aasan hai
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khushbu ki tarah aap k paas bikhar jayenge,
sukun ban kar dil me utar jaayenge,
mehsus karne ki koshish to kijiye.
Door hote huye bhi paas nazar aayenge.
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Ishq wahi hai jo ho ektarfa,
izhar e ishq to khwahish ban jaati hai.
Hai agar ishq to aankho mein dekho ,
zuban kholne se ye numaish ban jaati hai.
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Kahi unkahi batoon ki ada hai dosti
har ranjho gam ki dava hai dosti
zameen par kami hai pujne walo ki
varna is zameen par khuda hai dosti
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kabhi dil ko,kabhi shama ko jalakar roye,
teri yadoo ko seene se lagakar roye…
Raat ki god me jab so gyi dunia saari,
to chand ko tasvweer banakar roye………..