SMS jokes

Unke Jaane Se Chiragon Mein Roshini Kahan
Chaand Bhuj Saa Gaya Mere Gum Se
Aab Maut Humse Door Kahan

Aap Se Milke Hum Badal Se Gaye
Sher Padhne Lage Gunguna Ne Lage
Pehle Mashoor Thi Apni Sar-zindagi
Aab Tho Jab Dekhiye Muskuraane Lage

Teri Yaad Mein Nahi Guzarthe Aise
Tho Koi Daur Nahin
Jinki Khwaish Par Sajde Kiye
Who Aap Hain Aur Koi Nahin Continued

Kisi Shayar Ne Kaha Zindagi Ek Lamba Safar Hai,
Kisi Aashiq Ne Kaha Zindagi Ek Mushkil Paheli Hai,
Arre Dosto Zindagi Ka Arth Toh Sirf Voh Bata Sakta Hai,
Jiski Shaadi Ke Baad Bhi Koi Saheli Hai!!!

!!!!!!!!  funny shayaris  !!!!!!!!

Kaaash ke tere chehre par chechak ke daag hote……
Kaaash ke tere chehre par chechak ke daag hote…..
Kaaash ke tere chehre par chechak ke daag hote…..
Chand to tu hai hi ..sitaare bhee saath hote !!!

!!!!!!!!  funny shero shayari  !!!!!!!!

Mohabbat karna koi zulm nahi,
Agar ki jaye usool se,
Khuda ko bhi muhabbat thi,
Apne rasoul se
Chaand raaat ko sabhi dekhain, hilaal-e-eid ko
Ik hamara hi naseeba hadiyan turva gaya
Hum thy chaand ke nazaare main khoye hue
Bus achanak chand ka abba wahan pe aa gaye….

!!!!!!!!  urdu funny shayari  !!!!!!!!

Chandni raat thi, main so rahi thi
Phir kisi ne darwaza khutkhataya
Maine soncha mera dil aaya
Darwaza khol ker dekha to bijli ka bill aaaya

!!!!!!!!  hindi funny shayari  !!!!!!!!

Exam paas aaye, sir mera dukhaye
Teacher ne na jaaane kyun, dande dikhaye,
Ab to mera sir, jaage na sota hai,
Kya karoon haye, kuch kuch hota hai….

!!!!!!!!  funny sms shayari  !!!!!!!!

Shraab dard ki dawa hai
Peene se koi khraabi nahi
Dil ke dard se peete hain
Waise hum Shraabi nahi…

!!!!!!!!  hindi sms jokes  !!!!!!!!

Aey chaand, tu bhi kiya ghazab dhaata hai,
Bachpan main “mama” aur jawaani main “yaar” nazar aata hai.

!!!!!!!!  funny sher shayari  !!!!!!!!

Mere Dost Tum Bhi Likha Karo Shayari
Tumhara Bhi Meri Tarah Naam Ho Jayega
Jab Tum Par Bhi Padenge Ande Aur Tamatar
To Shaam Ki Sabji Ka Intajaam Ho Jayega…

!!!!!!!!  Love shayaris  !!!!!!!!

Agar manzil ko pana hai to himat saath rakhna,
Agar pyar ko pana hai to aitbar saath rakhna,
Agar hamesha muskurana ho to toothBRUSH AUR PASTE SAATH RAKHNA.

1. The names of movies shall be as follows:-

1. Munna Bhai MCSE

1. Kal MSN Ho Na Ho

1. Love in mIRC

1. Tere Nick

1. ID Mil Gaya

1. Chat To Kero

1. Ek Programmer Thi

1. Yeh Hack Horaha Hai

1. Hum Pyar PC Se Kar Baithe

1. Network Ke Us Paar

1. Meri Disc Tumhare Paas Hai

1. Aao Chat Kare

1. C++ Wale Job Le Jayenge

1. Programmer No.1

1. Mera Naam Developer

1. Hum Apke Memory Mein Rahate Hein

1. Do Processor, Baarah Terminal

1. Tera Code Chal Gaya

1. Har Din Jo Mail Karega

1. Debugging Koi Khel Nahi

1. Jish Desh Mein Bill Gates Rehtha Hai

1. Raju Ban Gaya MCSD

1. Client Ek Numbari

1. C ++Programmer Dus Numbari

 

1. Login Karo Sajana

1. Naukar PC Ka

1. 1942 — A Bug Story

1. Kaho Na Virus Hai

1. Crash Se Crash Tak

1. Haan Meine Bhi Debug Kiya Hai

Dear Mr Bill Gates,

This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab. We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. After connecting to internet we planned to open e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ****** appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears, but we face this problem only in password field. We checked with hardware vendor Santa Singh and he said that there is no problem in keyboard.Because of this we open the e-mail account with password *****. I request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what the password is.

2. We are unable to enter anything after we click the ‘shut down Continued

Hi friends,

Thanks for visiting my blog, yesterday i got 2005 visitors my highest since i started my blog in january.

ill keep posting more funny , romantic and other things for u so keep visiting.

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Ghalib sun! yeh duniya hai… duniya!,

duniya meiN ghum chhupanA padta hai,

dil main chahe lakh ghum ho,

mehfil meiN muskarAna hi padta hai

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AshkoN ko humne kayi baar roka,

phir bhi na jane kyoN ankheN dhoka de gayi,

Bharosa to tha hameiN apne aap par magar,

unka zikr aate hi naa jane kyoN palkeN nam ho gayi.

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Don’t lower your Goals to the level of your abilities.

Instead, raise your abilities to the height of your goals

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Dilon se khelne ka hunar hume nahi aata

Isiliye ishq ki baazi hum haar gaye

Meri zindagi se shayad unhe bahut pyar tha

Isiliye mujhe zinda hi maar gaye….

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 Zindagi mein ek haseen galti kar baithe

Hum nadani mein pyar kar baithe

Dil ko apne khud thokar maar baithe

Ek bewafaa se murhum ki umeed kar baithe

muhabbat nahi hai koi kitabo ki bate
Samjoge jub ro kar kuchh katoge rate
Jo chori ho gaya to pata chala dil thahumara ,
Kahete the hum bhi varna kitabo ki bate
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Zindagi mein agar tum akele ho to pyaar karna sikhlo,
aur pyaar kar liya hain to izhaar karne bhi sikhlo.
agar izhaar karna nahi sikha to,
zindagi bhar pyaar ke yaadon mein rona sikhlo.
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kaash banane wale ne mujhe ketab banay hota
woh partee partee so jatee aur hum ko senee se lagya hota ..
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mere chehrey pe kafan na lagao mujhe aadat hai muskuraney ki,
mera janaaza abhi na uthao mujhe ummeed hai un ke aane ki
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kash ke yeh dil – dil na hota kanch ka tukda hota
todne waale ke hathon me jakhm to aya hota
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its time for you, to spread your wings and fly,
my journey with you is over, its so hard to say goodbye
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Night is falling my heart is calling
i feel so lonley i need you only
i’ve got a teddy bear that i take to bed
if you be mine i’ll take you instead.

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