Hindi Funny SMS

Dil ki baat chupana meri adat nahi.
kisi ka dil dukana meri adat nahi.
Aap sochte hain hum bhul gaye apko,
par ithne acche dost ko bhulana meri adat nahi.

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Yun dur rehkar duriyon ko badaye nahi krte.
Apne dosto  ko sataya nahi karte.
Har waqt jise bas tumhara khayal ho.
Usay apni awaaz ke liye tarsaya nahi krte.

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Jannat k mehlon me ho mahal apka
Khwabo ki wadi me ho sheher apka
Sitaro ke angan me ho ghar apka
Dua he sabse khubsurat ho har din apka

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Na Rahi Aaj Wo Apni Kahani
Na Wo Hasin Din Na Wo Raate Suhani
Fir Bhi Hume Aziz Hai Unki Hr Nisani
Chahe DilKa Wo Dard Ho Ya Ankho Ka Paani.

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Aankhon se behte hai aansu jab bhi teri yaad aati hai,
aaj hum tanha hain ye ehsas dilati hai,
dil rota hai guzre hue waqt ko yaad karke,
tu hi bata kab tak hum teri yadon mein yun tadpe.
Continued

Tamannaye to dil ki hasrat he
puri ho jaye to hum khush kismat he
na puri ho to gam kya krna
adhuri rehna to tamannao ki fitrat he

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na jeene ki khushi na marne ka gam,
Gam hai to unse na milne ka gam,
Jeete hai is aas par kabhi wo humare ho jyenge,
Marte nahi isliye ki wo akele reh jayenge

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Roothe jo zindagi to mana lenge hum,
Mile jo gum to nibha lenge hum…
Bus tum rehna saath hamare,
Pighalte aansuon me bhi muskura lenge hum….

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Continued

Zubaan se kehte nahi dil se fariyaad karte hai
khuda hichkiyo se sataye unko jo kabhi na hame yaad karte hai.

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Na Tang Karo, Hum Sataye Hue He,
Mohabbat Ka Gum Dil Pe Uthaye Hue He,
Khilona Samaz Kar Humse Na Khelo,
Hum B Usi Khuda K Banaye Hue He.

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Hasi ke liye ansu kurban,
khusi ke liye gum kurban,
DOST ke liye toh jaan bhi kurban,
Agar dost ki girlfriend mil jaye
toh sala dost bhi kurban.

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Aksar jab hum aapko yaad karta h’
Apne rab se yahi fariyaad krta h’
Umar hamari v lag jaye aapko’
Hum to vaise v mout ka intejar karte hai Continued

Santa :-Yaar Banta Dr. ne kaha mujhe AIDS hai. Yeh AIDS hoti kya hai?

Banta Singh:-

A – Ab

I – Iss

D – Duniya se

S – Sat shri akal.

———————–Santa Banta SMS – love104.org ———————–

Santa and Banta in a football stadium..

Santa : Paaji, yeh log ball se kya kar rahe hain?

Banta : goal kar rahe hain!!!

Santa :”lekin paaji ball toh pehle se gol hain , aur kitni gol

Karenge?”

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Santa To Banta:

oye tu her SMS mujhey tu duo bar q bhejta hay?

Banta:

vo is lia k ager tujhey ek forward kerna ho tuo doosra teray paas

rehna chaiyeh na

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Santa: raat paros wali larki mere dream main ayi thi

Jeeto: Acha? phir akeli he ayi ho gi

Santa: (Hairan ho ke) haan akeli thi lekin tumhain kese pata?

Jeeto: kyon ke us ka husband mere dream main aya hua tha

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Santa: Why there are always two cops in a car patrol ?

Banta: In case the siren won”t work, one of them to scream

“Wouuuu-Wouuuuu” and the other –

“Blue, Red, Blue, Red, Blue, Red..”

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Hawa Jab Geet Gati Hai Mery Aansu Nahin Rukty

Tumhari Yad Aati Hai Mery Ansu Nahin Rukty

Main Khush Hota Hon Pani Mein Baha Kar Kaagzi Kashti

Magar Jab Dub Jati Hai Mery Aansu Nahin Rukty

Mein Din Bhar Khof Ruswai Ka Kitna Zabat Krta Hon

Magar Jab Raat Chaati Hai Mery Aansu Nahin Rukty

Kabi Jab Sarad Shamun Mein May Tmko Pukaron

Chalay Anaa K Her Sans Pay Aansoo Nahi Ruktay

Wo Pyar Jo HaQiQat Me Pyar Hota Hai.
Zindagi Me Sirf Ek Baar Hota Hai.
Nigaho Ke MiLte MiLte DiL MiL Jaye.
Ye IttefaQ Sirf Ek Baar Hota Hai.

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Rom-Rom mei humare voh base hai,
Najare humari aur chehra unkha hai,
Har saans mein humari voh base hai,
Dhadkane humari aur dil unka hai..

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Mat Banana Riste Ish Jaha Me
Bahut Muskil Unhe Nibana Hoga
Har Ek Rista Ek Naya Gam Dega Continued

1) Filmi life aur Asli life me kya ANTAR hai?Srdr:Film me bahut mushkilo k bad
shadi hoti hai. Asli life me shadi k bad bahut mushkil hoti hai.

2) It was Santa’s weding aniversary.Preeto :Shall v hav Tandoori chicken to
celebrate? Santa:y punish da poor chicken for da mistake v hav made

3) Fizao me tum ho Hawao me tum ho Baharo me tum ho Dhoop me tum ho chhaon me
tum ho.Sach hi suna tha.buri aatma ka koi thikana nahi hota…

4) U’r very special for me. I’m very concerned about u’r safety. But I can’t be
with u always. So please, Take Care of yourself when u jump from 1 tree 2 another!

5) Definition of a Nurse

” a young and beautiful woman who fingers you in all places n holds
your hand and then expects your pulse to be normal…!”

6)
To,
The A.C.P,
Police station

Respected Sir,
As my friend forgot to SMS me,I kindly request u to take action against him & encounter His USELESS mobile !

7) Jab hum roya karenge teri yaden dhoya karenge,Jab hum pia karenge tujhe yaad
kia karenge,Agar hum mar bhi gaye to kya hoga,YAMRAJ ke mobile se SMS kia karenge

Bhagwan ke bina mandir adhoora hai, dosti ke bina jeevan adhoora hai,patni ke
bina ghar adhoora hai,AUR AAPKE BINA CIRCUS ADHOORA HAI.

9) Yeh kis tarah yaad aa rahe ho,
Aankhen band hai phir bhi nazar aa rahe ho,
Na jane kyon aisa lagta hai jaise saamne khade ho aur POONCHH HILAA rahe ho…!!!

10)
Aankho me “SHARAFAT”
Chaal me “NAJAKAT”
Dil me “SACHCHAI” aur
Chehre me “SAFAI”

phir kyon na bole her LADKI apko “BHAI”.