Funny SMS Shayri

1. If all the nations in the world are in debt(am not joking. even US has got debts), where did all the money go? (weird)
2. When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? (to be give a thought)
3. What is the speed of darkness? (absurd)
4. If the “black box” flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn’t the whole airplane made out of that stuff? (very good thinking)
5. Who copyrighted the copyright symbol? (who knows)
6. Can you cry under water? (let me try)
7. Why do people say, “you’ve been working like a dog” when dogs just sit around all day? (i think they meant something else)
8. Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed? (God knows)
9. Do fish ever get thirsty? (let me ask and tell)
10. Can you get cornered in a round room? (by ones eyes)
11. Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep? (tonight i will stay and watch)
12. What came first, the fruit or the color orange? (seed)
13. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? (No comments)
14. What should one call a male ladybird? (No comments)
15. If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot? (can somebody help )
16. Can you blow a balloon up under water? (yes u can)
17. Why is it called a “building” when it is already built? (strange isnt it)
18. If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be ! able to hear it? (got to think scientifically)
19. If you’re traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens? (i dont have a change to try)
20. Why is it called a TV set when theres only one? (very nice)
21. If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth? (this is nice)
22. Wh! y do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can’t go that fast on any road? (stupid, break the law)

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
If you don’t, you are not a man

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don’t, you are good for nothing

If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp
If you don’t, you are not understanding Continued

A must Read for Girls

*Belive it or not……..Its True

1. Guys like their gadgets & bikes more than a girl.
2. Guys don’t actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
3. When a guy says he doesn’t understand you, it simply means you’re not thinking the way he is.
4. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about .
5. When a guy really likes you, he’ll disregard all your bad characteristics.
6. Guys go crazy over a girl’s smile.
7. Guys will do anything just to get the girl’s attention.
8. When you touch a guy’s heart, there’s no turning back.
9. When a girl says “no”, a guy hears it as “try again tomorrow”. … so true.
10. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly.
11. Guys love their moms.
12. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.
13. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn’t mean that the guy likes her.
14. You can never understand him unless you listen to him
15. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime….He really does
16. Beware Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can
17. Like Eve, girls are guys’ weaknesses
18. Guys are very open about themselves
19. It’s good to test a guy first before you believe hi..But don’t let him wait that long
20. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty.Even a small dot
21. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they’re not that much pretty
22. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to hi…You don’t need to give advice ..very true
23. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you
24. Guys  keep secrets that girls tell them
25. Guys think too much
26. Guys fantasies are unlimited
27. Girls’ height doesn’t really matter to a guy but her weight does! ..very true
28. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive…So watch out girls!!!
29. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls
30. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him praying sometimes
31. If a guy says you’re beautiful, that guy likes you
32. Guys hate girls who overreact
33. Guys love you more than you love them IF they are serious in your relationships.

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