Funny SMS Shayri

hame to apno ne luta gairo me kaha dum tha.
meri kisti waha dubi jaha pani kam tha!!
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Agar koi hame acccha lagte hai to achha wo nahi acche hum hai…
& Agar hume koi bura lagta hai to jaan lo ki bura wohi hai kyo ki hum to achhe hi hai na……
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What Is The Biggest Benefit Of Having Girlfriend
In The Same College Or School Where You Study???

. . . . . . . . . . . 100% Attendance … =P =D
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Lamhe ye sunhere kal sath ho na ho,
kal me aaj jaisi baat ho na ho,
yaadon ke hasin lamhe dil me rehenge,

tamaam umar chahe mulaqat ho na ho
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Aansu aa jate hain aankhon mein,
par labon pe hasi lani padti h,
yeh mohabbat bhi kya cheez hai yaaro,
jisse karte ho usi se chupani padti h
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Ae khuda dua ye meri khali na jaye ke mere dost ki plko me kbhi ansu na aye,
ansu nikle to khushi k nikle gm ke ansu mere hise me aa jaye.
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A friend is someone who sees your first tear,
catches second and stops third,
if the fourth one still comes…
slaps you and says…
NAUTANKI BAND KAR SAMJHA……

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nazar chahti hai didar karna,
dil chahti hai unhe pyar karna,
kya sunau apne dil ka aalam,
nasib me likha tha unka intezar karna…

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Kisi Shayar Ne Kaha Zindagi Ek Lamba Safar Hai,
Kisi Aashiq Ne Kaha Zindagi Ek Mushkil Paheli Hai,
Arre Dosto Zindagi Ka Arth Toh Sirf Voh Bata Sakta Hai,
Jiski Shaadi Ke Baad Bhi Koi Saheli Hai!!!

!!!!!!!!  funny shayaris  !!!!!!!!

Kaaash ke tere chehre par chechak ke daag hote……
Kaaash ke tere chehre par chechak ke daag hote…..
Kaaash ke tere chehre par chechak ke daag hote…..
Chand to tu hai hi ..sitaare bhee saath hote !!!

!!!!!!!!  funny shero shayari  !!!!!!!!

Mohabbat karna koi zulm nahi,
Agar ki jaye usool se,
Khuda ko bhi muhabbat thi,
Apne rasoul se
Chaand raaat ko sabhi dekhain, hilaal-e-eid ko
Ik hamara hi naseeba hadiyan turva gaya
Hum thy chaand ke nazaare main khoye hue
Bus achanak chand ka abba wahan pe aa gaye….

!!!!!!!!  urdu funny shayari  !!!!!!!!

Chandni raat thi, main so rahi thi
Phir kisi ne darwaza khutkhataya
Maine soncha mera dil aaya
Darwaza khol ker dekha to bijli ka bill aaaya

!!!!!!!!  hindi funny shayari  !!!!!!!!

Exam paas aaye, sir mera dukhaye
Teacher ne na jaaane kyun, dande dikhaye,
Ab to mera sir, jaage na sota hai,
Kya karoon haye, kuch kuch hota hai….

!!!!!!!!  funny sms shayari  !!!!!!!!

Shraab dard ki dawa hai
Peene se koi khraabi nahi
Dil ke dard se peete hain
Waise hum Shraabi nahi…

!!!!!!!!  hindi sms jokes  !!!!!!!!

Aey chaand, tu bhi kiya ghazab dhaata hai,
Bachpan main “mama” aur jawaani main “yaar” nazar aata hai.

!!!!!!!!  funny sher shayari  !!!!!!!!

Mere Dost Tum Bhi Likha Karo Shayari
Tumhara Bhi Meri Tarah Naam Ho Jayega
Jab Tum Par Bhi Padenge Ande Aur Tamatar
To Shaam Ki Sabji Ka Intajaam Ho Jayega…

!!!!!!!!  Love shayaris  !!!!!!!!

Agar manzil ko pana hai to himat saath rakhna,
Agar pyar ko pana hai to aitbar saath rakhna,
Agar hamesha muskurana ho to toothBRUSH AUR PASTE SAATH RAKHNA.

WHO IS DOST?

I’ll tell u

DOST WO JO BIN BULAYE AAYE,

BEVAJA SAR KHAYE

,AAP EK BOLO WO CHAAR SUNAYE,KABHI SATAYE,

KABHI RULAYE,MAGAR HAMESHA SAATH NIBHAYE..

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“IS Dosti”Ka Andaz Kuch Aisa hai,

kiya Batain k ab “Haal” kaisa hai,

“kaun”kehta hai k Aap”Chand”jaise ho,

“Sach”to ye hai k”Chand” Aap jaisa hai..

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Yeh dosti charag hai jalay rakhna

Yeh dosti khusbo hai mehkay rahhna

Ham rahein ap k dil mein hamesha k lia

Itne jaga dil mein hamare liye banae rakhna…

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Ek Döst Méri Zindgi Méin Aisä Häi”

“Möhäbätön Ki Trhä Häi Wäfäön Jäisä Häi”

“Méri Täläsh Ki Häd Us Pr Khätm Hö Jäyé”

“Zäméèn Pr Häi Wö Mgr Asmään Jäisä Häi”

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Dosti gazal hai gane ke liye,
dosti nagma hai sunane ke liye,
ye wo jazba hai jo sabko nahi milta,
kyonki aap jaisa Dost chahiye nibhane ke liye

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Mana aaj unhe hamara koi khayal nahi,
jawab dene ko hum razi he par koi sawal nahi,
pucho unke dil se kya hum unke yaar nahi,
kya hamse milne ko wo bekarar nahi Continued

Dil ki baat chupana meri adat nahi.
kisi ka dil dukana meri adat nahi.
Aap sochte hain hum bhul gaye apko,
par ithne acche dost ko bhulana meri adat nahi.

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Yun dur rehkar duriyon ko badaye nahi krte.
Apne dosto  ko sataya nahi karte.
Har waqt jise bas tumhara khayal ho.
Usay apni awaaz ke liye tarsaya nahi krte.

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Jannat k mehlon me ho mahal apka
Khwabo ki wadi me ho sheher apka
Sitaro ke angan me ho ghar apka
Dua he sabse khubsurat ho har din apka

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Na Rahi Aaj Wo Apni Kahani
Na Wo Hasin Din Na Wo Raate Suhani
Fir Bhi Hume Aziz Hai Unki Hr Nisani
Chahe DilKa Wo Dard Ho Ya Ankho Ka Paani.

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Aankhon se behte hai aansu jab bhi teri yaad aati hai,
aaj hum tanha hain ye ehsas dilati hai,
dil rota hai guzre hue waqt ko yaad karke,
tu hi bata kab tak hum teri yadon mein yun tadpe.
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Zubaan se kehte nahi dil se fariyaad karte hai
khuda hichkiyo se sataye unko jo kabhi na hame yaad karte hai.

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Na Tang Karo, Hum Sataye Hue He,
Mohabbat Ka Gum Dil Pe Uthaye Hue He,
Khilona Samaz Kar Humse Na Khelo,
Hum B Usi Khuda K Banaye Hue He.

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Hasi ke liye ansu kurban,
khusi ke liye gum kurban,
DOST ke liye toh jaan bhi kurban,
Agar dost ki girlfriend mil jaye
toh sala dost bhi kurban.

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Aksar jab hum aapko yaad karta h’
Apne rab se yahi fariyaad krta h’
Umar hamari v lag jaye aapko’
Hum to vaise v mout ka intejar karte hai Continued

Ye Dosti Ka Rishta Tote Na Kabhi
Ae Dost Tu Mujh Se Roothe Na Kabhi
Kartain Hain Rub Se Har Pal Ye Dua
Door Reh Kar Bhi Apna Sath Choote Na Kabhi

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Najane Q Humein Ansu Bahana Nahi Aata
Hall Apna Bhi Zuban Pe Laana Nahi Aata
Q Dost Bichar Jate Hain Hum Se
Shayad Hamein Saath Nibana Nahi Aata

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Phool ki shuruwat kali se hoti hai,
Zindagi ki shuruwat jaan se hoti hai,
Pyaar ki shuruwat dosti se..
Aur dosti ki shuruwat aap se hoti hai !!!

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Two friends Liked each other very much…
Unfortunately the one friend died.
the 2nd friend was upset so much & he couldn’t stop his tears.
He kept on crying day & night. Continued