Angry SMS

Thanks for being just right for me

Friends are like shoes,
Some loose some tight,
Some fit just right,
And they help us as we walk through life.
Thanks for being just right for me!

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I am lucky

It takes half our life to find true friends & half of it keeping them.
I am lucky to have spent less than half my life finding you & wish to spend the rest keeping you.

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Most precious gift

But the happiness it brings you
Always gives a special lift
And you realize that friendship
Is god’s most precious gift.

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Leave me alone

The one who holds ur hand every time surely a good friend,
But a best friend is the one who holds your hand more tightly,
When you say leave me alone!!

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A special friend is rare indeed

A special friend is rare indeed,
It beems to be special breed,
Yes, perfect friends are every few,
So lucky I’m for having you.

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Best friendship

I say and you listen,
Its a good friendship.

You say and I listen,
Is a better friendship.

But I don’t say and you understand,
Is best friendship.

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Dwells within the heart

There is a miracle called friendship,
That dwells within the heart,
And you don’t know how it happens,
Or when it even starts.

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Love is like missed call

Love is like missed call.
It stop when u try 2 catch.
But friendship is like sms bcoz it comes &
Stays inside your Inbox.

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You’re a true friend

You’re a true friend,
That i want you to know,
Our love for each other
Has helped us to grow.
We’ve been through some tough times,
But we’ve made it through,
The only one i ever trusted was you.

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You can read it without mistake

Good unerdsanding bteweene ecah ohther is rael fierndsihp
Eevn if we hvae so mnay msiunerdsantndig lkie tish msseaeg
Bt i konw u cna read it withotu msitaek.

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Sign of remembrance

Every tear is a sign of brokenness,
Every silence is sign of lonliness,
Every smile is sign of kindness,
Every sms is sign of remembrance.

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Friends forever

A ring is round and has no end…. and that’s how long I’ll be your friend. Friends forever!!

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Time after time

If you’re lost you can look,
and you will find me,
Time after time,
If you fall, I will catch you
I will be waiting
Time after time.

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Come lets share it

Heart is like a crystal- preserve it,
love is like a perfume- spread it,
feelings are like flood- let it flow,
friendship is like an umbrella- come lets share it

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I still have a friend like you

I wonder why the stars shine even if i am sad,
I wonder why the birds still fly even if i cry,
I wonder why the sun still smiles even if i am blue,
Bcoz the world is telling me i still have a friend like you!!!
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SPACE

We may never meet often but i will always remain your S.P.A.C.E
S-special
P-people
A-around u
C-caring
E-endlessly

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True friends

True friends are those who are there for you unconditionally.
Never do they question, but always offer support no matter what
The circumstances are.
Best friends are the people worth living for.

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Friendship is like…

Our friendship is like the hands of clock
Though we are in the same clock,we r not able 2 meet
Even if we meet.. It is only for few minutes
But still our friendship runs non-stop.

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Unki Aankhon Ki Baat Kya Kerni
Unki Aankhon Se Kya Nahi Seekha
Besabab Muskura Dena Kabhi
Phir Kabhi Yun Hee Udas Ho Jana
Khushnuma Sitaroon Sa
Apney Khuwabon Pe Chamaktey Rehna
Ya Kabhi Dil Ki Aarzoo’on Ki Maut Pe
Aik Pal Main Tarap Ke Ro Dena,
Meri Aankhon Ke Motiyon Ko Phir
Apni Aankhon Se Chun Lena….
Besabab Phir Wo Muskura Dena…..
Unki Aankhon Se Kiya Nahi Seekha ….!!!!!!!!

At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Sardar: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

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Sardar: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is ‘All India Radio! ‘

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Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: An old king’s skeleton.
Tourist: Who’s that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same king’s skeleton when he was a child.

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Sardar declares:
…. . . I will never marry in my life &. . .
.. . . I’ll give same advice to my children also. . . ..

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A donkey kicked a Sardar & ran away
Sardar ran to catch the donkey.
He saw a zebra & started beating it & said ‘SALA Tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai’.

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Santa went to Mysore palace.
Tourist guide – Santaji plz dont sit there, its Tipu sultan’s chair
Santa – Oye dont worry yaar i’ll get up when he comes.!!..
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Sardar wanted to make a STD call to punjab,
He wanted to save money so what did he do?
Simple, he went to punjab and made a local call..
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One tourist from U.S.A.asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village?
Sardar: No sir, only small babies!!!
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Teacher: A for?
Sardar: Apple
Teacher: Jor se bolo?
Sardar: Jay mata di.

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2 sardars were fighting after exam.
Sir: Y r u fighting?
1st Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir: So what?
1st Sardar: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.
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Sardar is in a dissection class of cockroach. He cuts its 1 leg, and says, “chal”, it walks.
He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, “chal” , it walks.
He cuts all the legs and said, “chal…..” Finally he wrote the conclusion…….
….. “after all the legs of a cockroach are cut – it becomes deaf……”

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2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.
Sar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written…BC 1760!!!….
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A sardar on an interview 4 da post detective.
Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?
Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating…….

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2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.
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Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with ‘T’.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
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Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

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Museum Administrator: That’s a 500-year-old statue u’ve broken..
Sardar: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

Zindagi ki raahon mein Ranj-o-gham ke mele hein
bheer hey qayamat ki …phir bhi hum akailey hein

sazishein zamaney ki kaam ker gain aakhir
aap hein udher tanha …hum idher akailey hein

bheer hey qayamat ki …phir bhi hum akailey hein

ab to apna saya bhi kho gaya andheron mein
aap se bichar ker hum kis kadar akailey hein Continued

Friends this one is Special for me ………..

Main usay kaise aikaila chor don is rah main
sath jo chalta raha majboriyon k baad bhi.

ban k khusboo rach gya hy yun mere ehsas main
door ho paya nahi woh dooriyon k bad bhi

rafta rafta us ko bhi ye duniya ra’as aa gye
muskra k woh mila hy ranjishon k bad bhi

fasly kb kum howay hain rabton k bad bhi
ajnabi thay ajnabi hain “mohabbaton” k baad bhi

Sardar on phone:
Doctor my wife is pregnant. She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking !!!

A smile gives red colour 2 ur cheeks,
White 2 ur teeth,
Pink colour 2 ur lips,
Silver colour 2 ur eyes,
So keep smiling
&
enjoy the colours of life

Birth, Death comes once in life..
Love comes once in life..
Marriage comes once in life..
But
Why does this bloody “EXAM” comes again and again……..

Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy1:How?
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together Continued

8 best moments in life

1>
Giving the 1st salary to ur parents.

2>
Thinking your love with tears.

3>
Looking old photos & smiling.

4>
A sweet & emotional chat with friends

5>
Holding hands with your loved ones for a walk.

6>
Getting a hug from one who cares you.

7>
1st kiss to your child when he /she is born.

8>
The moments when your eyes are filled with tears after a big laugh.

Wish u all such gr8 moments!

Have a wonderful life!