SMS Jokes Archive

Comedy Shayari SMS In Hindi

Tumse doori ka ehsaas jab satane laga, Tere saath guzra har lamha yaad aane laga, Jabbhi tumhe bhulne ki koshish ki, Ae dost tu dil ke aur paas ! aane laga.. ` Ham tere dil mein rahenge ek yaad bankar, Tere lab pa khilenge muskaan bankar, Kabhi hamein apne se juda na samajhna, Hum tere

Haste Raho

Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye. Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai. Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua? Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai. Banta: Yeh AUTOMATICALLY kya hota hai? Santa: Oye tujhe yeh bhi nahin

Hindi Jokes SMS

Pappu ek party mein gaya aur waha usne 8 butter naan kha liye. Kuch der baad toilet mein pet pakad ke ro raha tha bhagwan se request kar raha tha ki, Hey bhagwan ya toh jaan nikal de ya naan nikal de!

Kanjoos Makkhi Chooos

Kanjoos: Yeh kaila(banana) kaisay diya? Shopkeeper: 1Rs. Kanjoos: 60 Paisa ka deta hai? S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega. Kanjoos:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de ************ ********* ********* ********* ***** A Kanjoos on his death time. My wife, where r u ? Wife:Yes, Im here My sons & daughters ru

Munna Bhai Jokes SMS

CIRCUIT: Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai? SHORT CIRCUIT: Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehla hai. MUNNA BHAI: Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus maley ke building se gir gaya tha. MAMU: Aarey, phir kya hua. Bach gaya ki tapak gaya? MUNNA BHAI: Yaad nehin hai yaar.