Hindi SMS jokes
By Heeren Tanna on Apr 4, 2009 in Funny SMS Shayri, Hindi Shayari, Hindi SMS & Shayri, Short SMS, SMS jokes
Kyun chalti hai pawan?
Bcoz of evaporation.
Kyun jhoome hai gagan?
Bcoz of revolution.
Kyun machalta hai man?
Bcoz of excessive perspiration.
Kyun aati hai bahar?
Bcoz of change in season.
Kyun lut ta hai Qarar?
Bcoz of mental tension.
Kyun hota hai pyar?
Bcoz of fatal attraction.
Kyun gum hai har disha?
Bcoz of loss of sense of direction.
Kyun hota hai nasha?
Bcoz of drug addiction.
Na Tum Jano Na Hum.
ARRE BUT I JUST ANSWERED ALL!!!!
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Q : Aadmi shaadi kyun karta hai?
A :Seedhi si baat hai.
Taan ki marne k baad
Jab narak me jaye
To ajeeb sa na lage!
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School :
A place where Papa pays
& puttar plays.
Life Insurance :
A contract that keeps u poor
all ur life so that u can die rich.
Nurse :
A person who wakes u up
2 give u sleeping pills.
Marriage :
A contract in which
a boy loses his bachelor’s degree
& girl gets her masters’s degree!
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Today,having smaal cars
Or small phones is in fashion.
A day will come when
Small brains will b in fashion.
And then my Friend,
U WILL B A LEGEND!
That’s all 4 2day buddies!
More updates on SMSs 2morrow!
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On Jul 28, 2011 at 18:30:46, dhiraj said:
In school diary- @@@@@@@@@
Teacher: Who’s sign is this?
Student: Mom.
Teacher: What is your mother’s name?
Student: Jalebi Bai
On Mar 22, 2012 at 21:07:12, papu jokes said:
one from my side
On Mar 22, 2012 at 21:07:43, papu jokes said:
one from my side
Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya.
Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi.
Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi?
Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi..