Funny Sms shayaris
By Mehul on Jul 28, 2009 in Funny SMS Shayri, Hindi Funny SMS, Hindi Shayari, Hindi SMS & Shayri, Short SMS, SMS jokes
Hum aise aashik hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge,
Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge..
Agar wo aa jayegi mere jindgi me,
To Reliance ki kasam DELHI me bhi Tajmahal bana denge..
Bakre ne bakri ko seeng maara, bakre ne bakri ko seeng maara
abbbbe oyeee phir kya hua
Bakri ne bhi bakre Ko seeng maar diya
Tu ne mere man se khela,
Tu ne mere tan se khela,
Tu ne mere dil se khela,
Tu ne mere Dhan se khela,
Tu ne mere man, tan, dil aur dhan se khela,
…..
Wo hamari zindagi main kuchh is tarah se aaye.
Wo hamari zindagi main kuch is tarah se aaye.
Jaise hare bhare khet main Bhais ghus jaye.
Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita
Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita
Tan ki shakti, manki shakti, Bournvita
Aaj! aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain
Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain….
JAISE KAL CHAMAK RAHE THE !!!
aasman mein char tare
aasman mein char tare
do tumhare do hamare
Maine tujhe dekha
Dekhta raha, Dekhta hi gaya
Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya
Dil ke arman ansuo me beh gaye,
Hum gali me the gali me reh gaye…
Light chali gayi,
Jo baat unse kehni thi wo unki mummy se keh gaye….
Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai,
Unke aane ki aas lagti hai
unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane
Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai
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About the Author
Dil ne ham se jo kaha, ham ne vaisa hi kiya phir kabhi furasat se sochenge, bura tha ya bhala zindagi khwaab hai... You can contact via email here or online here.
On Jul 29, 2009 at 14:32:42, Kiran said:
funniest jokes
On Jul 30, 2009 at 13:20:27, Nimish said:
i am sending sum funny sharyi
On Aug 2, 2009 at 13:03:36, fatima said:
aasman mein char tare
aasman mein char tare
do tumhare do hamare
On Aug 7, 2009 at 09:32:02, Abhi said:
@fatima – Vah Kya THOUGHT HAI
On Aug 20, 2009 at 13:41:54, Sanjay Solanki said:
Phoolon se Dosti Sabhi Karte Hai,
Humne Kaanto Se Pyar Kiya Hai,
Magar Dekh Kudrat Ne ye Fer Har Bar Kiya Hai,
Unhi Kaanto Ne Hamara Daaman Tar-Tar Kiya Hai.
On Aug 20, 2009 at 13:46:48, Sanjay Solanki said:
Kya Hona Tha Aur Kya Ho Gaye Hum
Unke Husn Ke Deewane Hue Hum
Waqt ke Haatho Itna Majboor Na Hona Tha Ki Apne hi Naam Ke Mohataj Hue Hum
On Aug 20, 2009 at 16:46:35, navjot said:
class me ladki ne bra se biscuit nikala thoda kha ke phir bra mein chupa liya.
Teacher: ye kiya ho raha hai?
Navjot bola: Sir biscuit dudh mein duba duba kar khaya ja raha hai………
On Aug 20, 2009 at 16:53:28, navjot said:
joke*pappu eats 8 butter naan at a party and is suffering from
Constipatin.praying & crying in toilet: hey bhagwanya to jaan nikal de,ya to naan nikal d.
On Sep 2, 2009 at 19:32:11, IRFAN said:
How to send sms in my mobile any body send me dealy 5 or 6 sms in my mobile my no.in 9450280580 up.
On Sep 9, 2009 at 13:15:02, praveen said:
ham aise ashiq hai
On Sep 14, 2009 at 08:28:55, Baby said:
I love you ILYAS
Please call me
On Sep 14, 2009 at 08:31:09, Baby said:
Englih starts with a,b,c
Marathi starts with a,ah,ae
& LOVE starts with 143.
On Sep 16, 2009 at 14:36:43, shobu said:
Unka waada hai
ki vo laut ayenge
issi umeed par hum
jiye jayenge
yeh intezaar bhi
unhi ki tarah pyaara hai
kar rahe the, kar
rahe hai or kiye jayenge.
9616744060 u.p shobu
On Sep 18, 2009 at 07:04:54, Susma said:
U stole my memoriz i xcused u,
U stole my laugh i xcused u,
U stole my smile i xcused u,
Bt dis iz 2 much “mere kutte ka biscuit wapas karo”
On Sep 18, 2009 at 10:42:43, Rupinder said:
Khamosh mahhobat ka ehssas hai woh,
meri khawish mere jajbat hai woh
aksar dil mein yehi khyal kyun ata hai
mere dil mein meri pahli khoj or akhri
Talash hai woh.
On Sep 18, 2009 at 10:47:30, Rupinder said:
To
Sanju
teri yaad kade bholdi nahi,
aunde rahan khyal tere,
oh pal kade bholde nahi,
jo beet choke ne nal tere.
On Sep 18, 2009 at 11:21:09, Mehul said:
@Susma Lol very nice
On Sep 26, 2009 at 04:07:41, f_l_u_r_t_y ^b_o_y said:
pyar ka pehla,
ishq ka dusra,
&
mohabbat ka tisara,
word adhura hota hai,
so hum tumhe chahate hai
y?
chahat ka har word pura hota hai……..
On Sep 26, 2009 at 04:11:16, f_l_u_r_t_y ^b_o_y said:
e khuda aaj ye farman likh de,
har khushi shayari padhne vale k nam likh de,
agar uski khushi k liye jan chahiye
to us maut pe mera nam likh de.
On Oct 1, 2009 at 06:31:07, ayushi said:
hy how r u
On Oct 3, 2009 at 04:20:52, Aamir khan said:
Mahfil me raunak aati hai sangeet or saaj se, haath hi nahi dil bhi milte hai do doston ke aaj se, wishwas hai ki tum dosti ke is najuk bandan ko tutne na doge
On Oct 3, 2009 at 04:23:35, Aamir khan said:
Upar wale ne jab ishq banaya hoga, to khud bhi isse zarur azmaya hoga, hamari to aukat hi kya hai, is isqh ne khuda ko bhi zarur rulaya hoga
???? Aamir khan from jaipur
On Oct 3, 2009 at 04:25:14, Aamir khan said:
Ret ki jarurat har registan ko hoti hai, sitaro ki jarurat har aasman ko hoti hai, aap hame bhul mat jana, kyunki achhe dosto ki jarurat har insaan ko hoti hai.
On Oct 9, 2009 at 18:12:33, zoya said:
nice sms`s
On Oct 11, 2009 at 15:17:45, Ranjit naik said:
God has 4 gift s for u
A key for every problem
A light for every shadow
A plan for every 2morrow
And ajoy for everysprrow.
On Oct 13, 2009 at 06:26:02, pankajdutta said:
to
sunita ilove sinita
khuda har njar se bchay apko jindagi mein itna hasay apko gam kiya chij hai bhul jay aap khuda jindagi mein itna hansay aapko
pankaj kumar dutta
kasmar (bokaro)
On Oct 14, 2009 at 16:36:09, gaurav said:
dosti dil hai dimag nahi,
dosti soch hai awaaj nahi,
koi dekh nahi sakta aankho se dosti k jajbe ko ,
kyuki dosti ehshaash hai andaaj nahi..
miss u priya!
On Oct 18, 2009 at 15:43:05, harshitya said:
nice shyari
On Oct 19, 2009 at 10:14:47, manish dubey said:
Pal pal tarse us pal ke liye…
pal aya bhi to kuch pal ke liye…
socha tha usse zindagi ka
Ek haseen pal bana lenge…
wo pal ruka bhi to ek pal ke liye…
On Dec 17, 2009 at 07:25:51, Aashu said:
very touchy lines
On Dec 22, 2009 at 16:37:39, hiren dudhat surat said:
Aaj! aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain
Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain….
JAISE KAL CHAMAK RAHE THE !!!
aa website ne to hu ghare jamwanu invetation aapu chhu.
On Jan 7, 2010 at 20:41:47, deepa said:
veryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy………………………………………………………………………
gooooooooodd…
On Jan 11, 2010 at 16:48:09, sara ali said:
i have 3 parts of my heart 1 st 4 my allah 2 nd 4 my family 3 rd 4 my freinds but no part 4 u bcouz ur mu heart
On Jan 15, 2010 at 00:31:25, shona said:
osowmmmm…. man very very good jokes n love sms… i loke this site….
On Jun 28, 2010 at 17:54:32, DHRUV said:
HAR PHOOL KHUSBOO NAHI DETA,HAR KOI KHASS NAHI HOTA ,HAR KOI PASS NAHI HOTA .
On Jun 28, 2010 at 23:49:02, Shine said:
hey its seem really gud
On Jul 9, 2010 at 16:54:34, shabaz khan said:
i love love love uuuuuuuuuuuuu…….ayushi…..?
On Aug 4, 2010 at 15:07:18, arpit swawant said:
ek bar ek aadmi bolta hai ke mere ko dur ka dhikhyi nahi deta hai
to dusra aadmi kehta hai ke wo chand dikhai de raha hai to 1 aadmi kehta hai haa
to dusra aadmi kehta hai aur kitna dur ka dekhe ga.
On Aug 10, 2010 at 17:56:26, uddhav fajindar said:
wo ek chehra hum har kahi talash karte hai ‘
jinda to hai magar jindagi talash karte hai,
koi kyu bhul jata hai hame apna bana kar,
hum khud me wo kami talash karte hai.
“I LOVE YOU DISHA”
On Sep 30, 2010 at 20:41:29, VISHNU said:
SRIF PANNO KO KITAB NAHI KEHTE,
HUM KYALO KWAB NAHI KEHTE,
AAP SE MILKAR YEH AHESAS HOTA HE KI,
SRIF POOL KO HI GULAB NAHI KEHTE.
On Sep 30, 2010 at 20:47:50, VISHNU said:
dil se nikali ye duaa hamari,
jidgi me mile aapko kusiya,
sare gum na de kuda aapko kabi,
chahe to ek kusi kam kar de hamari.
On Oct 16, 2010 at 14:03:09, arshad said:
NICE
On Jan 24, 2011 at 03:38:19, pushpener kumar said:
wow nice jok