Mere kuch jazbaat hai kahin khoye hue se, Kaise kahun tumse woh jaise hai sharmaye hue se, Parr din aaaj hai mohabbat ka,ab naa chup rahun, Ye tera hi pyar hai,jaise harr baag chaman khile hue se !! Be My Valentine !!!!

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You are always in my heart, here, there and everywhere… There is no one in the whole world that makes me feel this way. Will you Be My Valentine today and forever…

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Romantic Valentine Wish Many times you make me cry.. And looking 4 a reason why… Many times you make me fly… Always stay with me until I die..

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When you feel cold and warm at the same time, when you read over the same line for the tenth time, when your heart and thoughts somehow appear to rhyme, and when a simple name conquers your whole mind, then you are in deep trouble my friend.. You are “LOVE”, We call it the hard time !!

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Youn tau ham roz sajaate hain bazam teri sanam

Chaudvien raat ko khas ehtamam karte hain

Dil tau karta hai magar jaate nahin maikhane mein

Khyalon mein, teri aankhon se jaam bharte hain

Jala jala tamaam raat aansouon ke diye

Tumhare naam hi woh shab tamaam karte hain

Rubaru chaand ke,utthae haath aasman ki taraf

Dua-e-wassal hi har ghaam ghaam karte hain

Tumhari yaad mein ham haalat-e-sakta mein

Jhank kar dil mein, tujh se kalaam karte hain

Shiddat mein teri yaad ki, apni rooh ko

Sarkashi ghode ki tarah, be laghaam karte hain

Be qarari ke samundar mein gharak ho kar

Hijar mein rehte, pal bhar na araam karte hain(mkm)

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Tum kehti hai tum mujhko bahot hi acche lagte ho
Mujh ko tum aisa kehna acha lagta hai,
Tumhari aankhon mein band Rehana acha lagta hai
Tumari yadon mein ana jana acha lagta hai,

Sab kehte hai yeh khwab hai tera lekin
Khwab mein mujhko Rehana acha lagta hai,

Haan Tum mujk ko bahot acchi lagti ho !!

Mujhe sulane ke khatir jab raat aati hai,
Mein so nahi pata raat khud so jati hai,
Puchne per dil se yeh aawaz aati hai,
Aaj yaad karlo raat toh roz aati hai.

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Kaha se lauu woh shabd jo tere tarif ke qabel ho
kaha se lauu woh chand jisme teroo khubsoorati samil ho
aye mere bewafa sanam ek baar bata de
kaha se lauu woh kismat jisme to bas mujhe hasil ho…

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Taaron mein akela chaad jagmagata hai…..
mushquilo mein akela insaan dagmagata hai….
kaate se ghabrana mat mere dost…..
kyoki kaaton mein hi akela gulab muskurata hai…..

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Aankhon mein manzilein thi………
gire aur sambhalte rahe……….
aandhiyon mein kya dum tha……….
chiraag hawa mein bhi jalte rahe………

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Dil ki halat kisi se kahi nahi jati,
Dil ki halat aab humse sahi nahi jati,
Tadapti toh hogi woh bhi meri tarha,
Warna yoon kisi ki yaad har pal nhi aati.

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Aye khat ja unke haathon ko chum le,
Jab voh padhe to unke hothon ko chum le,
Khuda na kare voh faad bhi dale,
To girte girte unke kadmo ko chumle.

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Guzre hue kal ki yaad aati hai
Kuch lamho se aankhe bhar aati hai
Woh subha woh shaam nirali jati hai
Jaab aap jaise dost ki yaad ati hai.

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Mujhe bhi koi yaad karahi hogi
Apne sapno main saja rahi hogi
Koi kare ya na kare
Woh mera intezar zarror karahi hogi

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Kashish to bahaut thi mere pyar mein magar
Kya karoon koi pathar dil pighalta hi nahi,
Agar khuda mile to us se apna pyar mangunga,
Par suna hai wo marne se pehle milta hi nahi.

Ishq Ki Raaho Me Do hi Manzile Hain
Ya Dil Me Utar Jana, Ya Dil Se Utar Jana..
bas tumse yahi ummeed hai meri,,,
Mere dil me bas jana Mere dil se na kahi jana…

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wafa ke rang me doobi har shaam tere liye,
ye nazar ye saans tere liye,
tum mehakte rahe chandni raaton ki tarah,
is pyar ka har din har shaam tere liye

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Kya deedni aalam hota hai jab bichhade huye do milte hain
Hansne ki bhi koshish hoti hai aansu bhi bahaae jate hain

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bahut hue ter sittam,
ab na karenge yatan,
tujhe paane ka, tujhe paane ka
ik din sab kuch khona hai,
hasne ke baad, rona hai ,
tujhe khone ko, tujhe khone ko.

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Kaash ye dil sheeshe ka bana hota,
Chot lagti to beshak ye fanaa hota.
Par jab vo sunte sadaa is dil ki,
Ya khuda tab to unhe ehsaas-e-gunah hota.

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Kuch To Baat Hai Jo Aap Hamse Kahe Nahi Sakte,
Kuch To Dard Hai Jo Ap Sah Nahi Sakte,
Hamein Itna Dur Kar Diya,
Jo Ye Bate Hamse keh Bhi Nahi Sakte.

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Ji bhar k rote hai to karar milta hai,
Is jaha me kaha sabko pyar milta hai,
zindgi guzar rahi hai imtehano k dour se,
Ek zakhm bharta nahi dusra taiyar milta hai.

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Jo mila nahi, wo mera nahi
jo khwab dekha tha wo poora hua nahi
jo chahat thi meri usse bataya hi nahi
kash jitlu sab ka DiL, lekin itni mohalat kisi ne di hi nahi…….!!!

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!!!!!!!!  funny shayaris  !!!!!!!!

Kaaash ke tere chehre par chechak ke daag hote……
Kaaash ke tere chehre par chechak ke daag hote…..
Kaaash ke tere chehre par chechak ke daag hote…..
Chand to tu hai hi ..sitaare bhee saath hote !!!

!!!!!!!!  funny shero shayari  !!!!!!!!

Mohabbat karna koi zulm nahi,
Agar ki jaye usool se,
Khuda ko bhi muhabbat thi,
Apne rasoul se
Chaand raaat ko sabhi dekhain, hilaal-e-eid ko
Ik hamara hi naseeba hadiyan turva gaya
Hum thy chaand ke nazaare main khoye hue
Bus achanak chand ka abba wahan pe aa gaye….

!!!!!!!!  urdu funny shayari  !!!!!!!!

Chandni raat thi, main so rahi thi
Phir kisi ne darwaza khutkhataya
Maine soncha mera dil aaya
Darwaza khol ker dekha to bijli ka bill aaaya

!!!!!!!!  hindi funny shayari  !!!!!!!!

Exam paas aaye, sir mera dukhaye
Teacher ne na jaaane kyun, dande dikhaye,
Ab to mera sir, jaage na sota hai,
Kya karoon haye, kuch kuch hota hai….

!!!!!!!!  funny sms shayari  !!!!!!!!

Shraab dard ki dawa hai
Peene se koi khraabi nahi
Dil ke dard se peete hain
Waise hum Shraabi nahi…

!!!!!!!!  hindi sms jokes  !!!!!!!!

Aey chaand, tu bhi kiya ghazab dhaata hai,
Bachpan main “mama” aur jawaani main “yaar” nazar aata hai.

!!!!!!!!  funny sher shayari  !!!!!!!!

Mere Dost Tum Bhi Likha Karo Shayari
Tumhara Bhi Meri Tarah Naam Ho Jayega
Jab Tum Par Bhi Padenge Ande Aur Tamatar
To Shaam Ki Sabji Ka Intajaam Ho Jayega…

!!!!!!!!  Love shayaris  !!!!!!!!

Agar manzil ko pana hai to himat saath rakhna,
Agar pyar ko pana hai to aitbar saath rakhna,
Agar hamesha muskurana ho to toothBRUSH AUR PASTE SAATH RAKHNA.

Dil ki baat chupana meri adat nahi.
kisi ka dil dukana meri adat nahi.
Aap sochte hain hum bhul gaye apko,
par ithne acche dost ko bhulana meri adat nahi.

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Yun dur rehkar duriyon ko badaye nahi krte.
Apne dosto  ko sataya nahi karte.
Har waqt jise bas tumhara khayal ho.
Usay apni awaaz ke liye tarsaya nahi krte.

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Jannat k mehlon me ho mahal apka
Khwabo ki wadi me ho sheher apka
Sitaro ke angan me ho ghar apka
Dua he sabse khubsurat ho har din apka

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Na Rahi Aaj Wo Apni Kahani
Na Wo Hasin Din Na Wo Raate Suhani
Fir Bhi Hume Aziz Hai Unki Hr Nisani
Chahe DilKa Wo Dard Ho Ya Ankho Ka Paani.

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Aankhon se behte hai aansu jab bhi teri yaad aati hai,
aaj hum tanha hain ye ehsas dilati hai,
dil rota hai guzre hue waqt ko yaad karke,
tu hi bata kab tak hum teri yadon mein yun tadpe.

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Dil ki gehraiyo me rakhte hain aapko
har dam palko pe bitha k rakhte hain aapko
dil dhadakta ho to suno gaur se
har dhadkan k saath yad karte hain Apko..!

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Waade toh bahut hai kiye hue,
mushkil waqt main cho d ke chal diye,
bewafa kahe unko ya khud ko bewakuf,
zindagi me toh ab tanha reh gaye..

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Meri Tanhai ka mujhe gila nahi,
kya hua jab koi mujhe mila nahi.
phir bhi dua karenge aapke vaaste,
aap ko wo sab mile, jo mujhe mila nahi..

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AAPKI YADON KA MEHAL BNAYA HUMNE
ARZU KA DIYA IS MEIN JALAYA HUMNE
BHULNE WALE TUJHE MERI QASAM
KOI WO LAMHA BTA JIS ME TUJH BHULAYA HUMNE

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Tum mere thay tum mere ho,
Duniya ko bata ker kya kerna..?
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Tum ehad nibhao chaahat say,
Koi rasm nibha ker kya kerna..?

Tum khafa bhi achay lagtay ho,
Phir tum ko mana ker kya kerna..?

Tere dar pe aa k bethay hain,
Ab ghar bhi ja ker kya kerna..?

Din yaad se acha guzray ga,
Phir tum ko bhula ker kya kerna

Tujh say milnay kay karay dil ye bahanay kya kya
ishq ho jayay to bantay hen fasanay kya kya

Tujh ko paa lenay ki tadbeer mein dhondhon har soo
main nay dekhay hen teray khawab suhanay kya kya

Main nay aankhon say teri sari balaen lay lin
ranj uthayay hen teray wastay janay kya kya

main hi janoon hon, mujhay waqt nay kia zakhm diyay
mujh pe bitay hen muhabbat mein zamanay kya kya

Ek wohi raaz meray dil mein na thehra pal bhar
aek wohi baat lagi sab ko sunanay kya kya

Dostaan Nu Har Mehfil Vich Yaad Karange,
Hamesha Rabb Da Dhanwaad Karange,
Na Milya Si, Na Milega Tere Jeha Dost,
Ajj Hi Nahi Hamesha Es Gal Te Naaz Karange…

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na jane ohna de dil vich ki hai jo chup chaap bhul ke beh gaye ne, kayi vaar ta rabb inj jaape ki oh sanu galat samajhke beh gaye ne, khud kehnde si sath nibhavange, aap hora de vass peh gaye ne, rabba khush rakhhin sadde apneyan nu, jo sahnu yaad v karno

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Sohne sohne nain-naksh usde
vekhan waale bada pasand karde
sade naal kare oh pyar hass ke
eho jiha Rabba koi parband kar de
sanu vi sohna bana Rabba
nahi taan sohne banaane band kar de!!

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Tare shonk da nahi attbar sanu,Aa dekh sada intezar aaja..
Je lahni e yarri tu GOGNA nal,Sade samne tu ik baar aaja..

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Ik sherni nach rahi si, usnu dekhke thodi door ik chuha vi nach reha si.
Sherni ne puchia ki ho gaya?
Chuha kehnda, “Nachne nu kare mera jee, haye ni tenu nachdi vekh ke”

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lion ne zoo me 4 srdaro ko maar daala.

monkey ne lion ko puchha
sirf srdaro ko hi kyu mara

lion=kuch nhi yar,aaj punjabi khane ka mood tha

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Ohne Dukh Dita Assi Seh Gaye Na Kujh Kehn Joge Reh Gaye Ohne Zakhm Hi Inne Gehre Ditte Assi Hanju Te Tanhayian De Raah Pai Gaye…

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Waqt Beeteya Oh Juda Ho Gye Ona D Judai De Tarrey Gwah Ho Gye
Jina Nal Wafa Nibhaun D Kasam Khadi Aj Ohiyo Kyun Bewafa Ho Gye
Kal Sade Lyi Jaan Dinde C Jo Aj Gair Kyun Ona De Khuda Ho Gye

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Dil Raaji Hou Taan Dass Devi Majboor Tenu Assi Karde Nai Duniya Te Yaar Hor Bathere Per Assi Kise Te Marde Nai Eh Janam Tere Naa Laa Ditta Tenu Agle Janam Ch Tang Karde Ni…

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Nee Tu Aj V Yaad Auni Ae Nee Tu Aj V Tadfauni Ae Lokaan Nu Taan Keh Dahida K Bhul Gayi Ae Main Te Mera Rabb Janda Nee Tu Aj V Yaad Auni Ae, Nee Tu Aj V Tadfauni Ae Duniya Moore Tu V Jhutha Hass Leh Yaad Tainu Vi Sadi Kadhe Kadhe Taan Aundi Ae Yaad Tainu Vi Sadi Kadhe Kadhe Taan Tadfaundi Ae

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Kade Ishq Hi Sada Sab Kuch C Jad Tu Hi Sada Dilbar C Aaj Tu Hi Sade Kol Nahi Ta Par Kite Vade Bhulde Nahi Kha Ke Chota Ishq Diya Hun Hanju V Aakha Cho Dulde Nahi

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