Category: SMS jokes
Love is like
Love is like pi — natural, irrational,
And very important….
(Lisa Hoffman.)
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People love others not for who they are,
But for how they make them feel….
(Irwin Federman.)
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Love makes the wildest spirit tame,
And the tamest spirit wild….
(Alexis Delp.)
Funny Sms shayaris
Hum aise aashik hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge,
Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge..
Agar wo aa jayegi mere jindgi me,
To Reliance ki kasam DELHI me bhi Tajmahal bana denge..
Bakre ne bakri ko seeng maara, bakre ne bakri ko seeng maara
abbbbe oyeee phir kya hua
Bakri ne bhi bakre Ko seeng maar diya
Tu ne mere man se khela,
Tu ne mere tan se khela,
Tu ne mere dil se khela,
Santa Singh to Bill Gates
Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab. We have bought a computer
for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your
notice.
1. After connecting to internet we planned to open e-mail account and
whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ******
appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears, but
we face this problem only in password field. We checked with hardware
vendor Santa Singh and he said that there is no problem in keyboard.
Because of this we open the e-mail account with password *****.
I request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what the password is.
2. We are unable to enter anything after we click the ‘shut down ‘
button.
3. There is a button ‘start’ but there is no “stop” button. We request
you to check this.
4. We find there is ‘Run’ in the menu. One of my friend clicked ‘run ‘
has ran upto Amritsar! So, we request you to change that to “sit”, so
that we can click that by sitting.
5. One doubt is that any ‘re-scooter’ available in system? As I find
only ‘re-cycle’, but I own a scooter at my home.
6. There is ‘Find’ button but it is not working properly. My wife lost
the door key and we tried a lot for tracing the key with this ‘ find’,
but unable to trace. Is it a bug??
7. Every night I am not sleeping as I have to protect my ‘mouse’ from
CAT, So I suggest u to provide one DOG to kill that cat.
8. Please confirm when u are going to give me money for winning
‘HEARTS’ (playing cards in games) and when are u coming to my home to collect
ur money.
9. My child learnt ‘Microsoft word’ now he wants to learn ‘Microsoft
sentence’, so when u will provide that?
10. Please congirm about “exit” button because here is only “Enter” no “exit”
Santa Banta SMS Collection
Santa once wanted to transfer some files form one PC to another. Following was the steps followed by him.
1) Right clicked the mouse on the file which he wanted to transfer and selected CUT option.
2) Disconnected the mouse from that PC.
3) Took that mouse carefully and connected it to the other PC where he wanted to copy that file.
4) Right clicked the mouse and selec
Some Selected SMS's
Dono Baithe Thhe Jaise Bejan Tasvir,
Nikle Jo Lafj, Badal Hi Gayi Taqdir,
Koshishe Hain Mitane Kee In Haatho Ki Lakir,
Tere Bandhan Mein Bandhe Hain, Jaise Koi Janjeer.
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Dil Todne Walon Ko Saza Kyu Nahi
Har Kisi Ko Pyar Ki Dua Kyu Nahi
Log Kehte Hain Ishq To Ek Bimari Hai
Phir Medical Mein Uski Dawa Kyu Nahi
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Someday When The Pages Of My Life End,
I Know That You Will Be First Of Its,
Most Beautiful Chapters And If Ever I,
Get To Read It Again Ill Open It From,
The Page Where I First Met You!!
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Hum Unse Pyar Karte Hain,
Wo Humse Pyar Karte Hain.
Na Wo Humse Baat Karte,
Na Hum Unse Baat Karte Hain.
Bas Ek Dusre Ko Dekh Kar,
Time Pass Kiya Karte Hain.
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Jaan Hai Mujhko Zindagi Se Pyaari,
Jaan Ke Liye Kar Doon Kurban Yaari,
Jaan Ke Liye Todd Doon Dosti Tumhaari,
Ab Tumse Kya Chhupaana,
Tum Hi Toh Ho Jaan Hamaari.
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Sahil Per Khare Khare Humne Shaam Kardi,
Apna Dil Or Duniya Aap K Naam Kar Di,
Ye Bhi Na Socha Kaise Guzregi Zindagi,
Bina Soche Samjhe Her Khushi Aap K Nam Kar Di.
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Jis Ghari Teriyadon Ka Sama Hota Ha,
Phir Humein Aram Kahan Hota Hay,
Hosla Mujh Mein Nahi Tujhko Bula Deny Ka,
Kaam Sadiyon Ka Hai, Lamhon Main Kahan Hota Hai
Girls Profiles from Shaadi.com portals!!!
HI,
Don’t know how true it is… BUT ITS FUNNY J
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This is Ultimate….. I bet after reading u may want to try “SELF-SUICIDE”….
['self- ' ???...this is just a beginning]…HAPPY JOURNEY !
Below are profiles taken from shaadi.com .These are actual ads on a matrimony site.
Grammar and spelling errors have no place in these profile description as everything is-
Straight from the heart!
[watch out for the final few ones!
English lovers TAKE CARE ]
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Hello To Viewers My Name is Gundumani , I am single i dont have male,If  any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my ho me . I am not a good education but i working all field in bangalore .. if u like me u welco me to my heart… when ever u whant to me et pls visit my resident
or send u letter..
Thanks
yours Regards ~*~
(Truly yours)
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i want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from Orissa state
she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other ho me work
What Ho me work???
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I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every mo me nts of life. I
love to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first step of love.
I am looking for my dreamboy who will love me more than i. Because i
love myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late co me on
……..hold my hand forever !!!
(The dil effect)
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i am simple girl. I have lot of problem in my life because of my
luck. now
i am looking one boy he care me and love me lot lot lot
(I don’t know why but this is one of my favorites)
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i want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans in house but
while steping out of house he should give recpect to our cast
(???????????????? What the hell…)
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HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GIRL,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO
LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A BOY
THEY ARE
1. THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.
2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION
3. THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.
(all of us are loughing {laughing})
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whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be so me one
groom and he must think of the future life if he is toolike this he
would be called the man of the lamp
(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this girl wants)
Infact she doesn’t know wat she wants ?.. ? A LAMP ? ?
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i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and I
love the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok
(I am again clueless but I liked the use of ‘ok’. The person is
Suffering from ‘Ok-syndro me ‘)
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iam pranati my family histoy my two brother two sister and father &
Mother. sister completely married
(so me body please explain how to get married
completely’?)
( Confused ????? )
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my na me is devi and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me
pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes
Height of desperation!
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iam kanandevi. i do own businas.one sistar.he was marred.
(No com me nts)
(Plz for gods sake ask so me body’s help in framing sentence )
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hello i am a good charactarised woman. i want to run my life happily.
i divorced my first husband. his charactor is not good’. i expect the
good minded and clean habits boy who may be in the sa me caste or other
caste accepted …
(but credit cards not accepted..???)
(Perhaps Debit Cards accepted ?…)
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I am Sharmila my colour is black, but my heart is white. i like social
service.
Zebra..???)
(Gosh!!!!!!!! she knows her heart color)
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