Category: SMS jokes
Khushbu me ehsaas hota hai – Shayari Sms Collection
Najane q waqt is trah chala jata h.
Jo waqt bura h wo palat k samne ata h.
Aur jis waqt ko hm chate h,
Wo waqt Ek lamha bankr beet jata h.
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KIS HAD TAK JANA HAI YE KAUN JAANTA HE
kis manzil ko pana he ye kaun janta he
DOSTI KE 2PAL JI BHAR KE JI LO
kis roz bichad janahe ye kaun janta h
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Santa Banta Jokes
Santa – My Wife Died Yesterday..
I am Trying To Cry But Tears Are Not Coming Out,
What To Do?
Banta – No Problem.
Just Imagine She Came Back. 
———————–Santa Banta SMS – love104.org ———————–
Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola:
“Menu koi farak nahin penda.
Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha
ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon.”
———————–Santa Banta SMS – love104.org ———————–
Banta to his new bride, Preeto,
“Now that we are married,
do you think you will be able
to live on my small income?”
“Of course, dear, no trouble,” she replied.
“But what will you live on?”
———————–Santa Banta SMS – love104.org ———————–
Preeto 2 maid:
Oh Kanta, I have reason 2 suspect that
Banta is having an affair with his secretary.
Kanta: I don’t believe it!
U r just trying 2 make me jealous.
———————–Santa Banta SMS – love104.org ———————–
Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?
Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.
———————–Santa Banta SMS – love104.org ———————–
Tere SMS Ka Kasur Nahi
Tera Sms Jb Jb Aata H
Ang Ang Machal Jata H
Ang Ang Me GUDGUDI Hoti H
Ohhh..Oy.
Tere SMS Ka Kasur Nahi
Mobile Hi Vibration Me Hota H
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Ye dil bahut udas he,
koi apna nai paas he,
har waqt boring sa ahsaas he,
jara apni girlfrnd ka number dena,
suna he maal bahut JHAKKAAS he.
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Phir Wahi Din Hoga
Phir Wahi Raat Hogi
Lakin ab Na Jane Phir Kab Mulakat Hogi
Magar Karte Rehna SMS Tabhi toh Dilse Dil Ki baat Hogi
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Killer shayari!!
Tumhari adaon pe main wari wari…
Friendship and Love Sms
Mere haathon se gir gayi lakeeren kahin,
Bhool aaye hum apni takdeeren kahin,
Agar mile tumko kahin to utha lena,
Mere hisse ki har khushi apne haathon pe saja lena.
Mosam Badla Thand Ho Gai
Apke Mesg Ke Bina Zindgi Tang Ho Gai
Kya Apke Inbox Me Msg Ki Kami Ho Gai
Ya Fir Hmare Msg Pdkar Bolti Band Ho Gai.
Karni hai khuda se ek guzarish ke Teri Dosti ke siva koi bandgi na mile..
Har janam mein mile dost tere jaisa Ya phir kabhi zindgi na mile
Ye dosti meri nai hamari he,
Isliye to sab rishton se pyari he.
Zaruri nai doston ka roz milna,
Punjabi sms Shayris Collection
Zakham Inne Gehre IZhaar Ki Kariye, Asi Khud Nishana Ban Gaye varr ki Kariye,
Dil Kad K Tere Kadma Ch rakh dita, Hun Tu Hi Das RAJNI Is To Wad Tera satkar
Ki Kariye….
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Rabb da rutba apni tha te
yaar da rutba vakh,
rabb nu tarse atma,
te yaar nu tarse akh,
duniya vich vadmule dova de didar,
sab to mehanga sab to aukha
ik khuda te ik yaar.
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Zehar vekh k pita ta ki pita, Ishz soch k kita ta ki kita, Dil de k j dil len di aas rakhi,
Eho jeha pyar kita te ki kita…..
New Shayaris Sms Collection
Teri nazar ko fursat na mili sachai ki,
Warna mera marz itna la ilaj na tha,
Hmne waha b mohabat ki,
Jis shehar may mohabat ka riwaj na tha!
Kisi se bewafai itni bhi na karo ki unhe pyar par naaz karne ka mauqa bhi na mile,
Kisi ka dil itna bhi na todo ki fariyaad karne ka ek tukda bhi na mile.
Unhe Sak He Ki Hum Unpar Marte He
Hme Sak He Ki Wo Hum Pr Marte He
Din Raat Gujarte Ja Rahe He U Hi
Funny and Love Shayris
This is a moon which learns from you,
That is a sun which respects you,
There are stars which shine for you,
And here… It’s me who live for you.
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Leave it once it’ll will be left forever,
Get it once it’ll be yours forever,
It’s nothing but LOVE,
LOVE only once and you’ll be loved forever.
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If 10 people care 4 u, one of them is me,
If 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again,
If no 1 cares 4 u that means i