Category: SMS jokes
sms collection
Be like the moon.
so simple yet so attractive,
so enlightening yet so cool.
So moving yet so still,
so quite yet so popular.
So romantic yet so single.
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For all the love u share,
for all the ways u care,
for all the times u are there,
u r special and beyond compare..
just wanna say Take Care…
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Find a guy who calls U cute instd of hot,
who calls U back wen U hang up on him,
valentine roses
 hello friends, on valentime day lovers give each red roses, here is the means of all roses tell me which rose u give me as a friend
RED ………..I LUV U
YELLOW ……..WILL U B MY FRIEND
PINK ……….U R SWEET
PURPLE……. .U R HOT
LIME ……….U R CUTE
GREEN ………U R UGLY
GREY ……….U R HANDSOME
BLUE ……….U R K00L
AQUA ……….U R HONEST
SILVER ……..NOT MY TYPE
GOLDEN ……..000 la la
WHITE ………NICE GUY
BLACK ………BYE BYE
I am expecting lot of black / silver or yellow ones tomorrow. 
Five Philosophies of life
“DON’T LET SOMEONE BECOME A PRIORITY IN YOUR LIFE…
WHEN YOU ARE JUST AN OPTION FOR THEM…..â€Â
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“NEVER CRY FOR ANY RELATION IN LIFE
BECAUSE FOR THE ONE WHOM YOU CRY
DOES NOT DESERVE YOUR TEARS
AND THE ONE WHO DESERVES
WILL NEVER LET YOU CRY……… …….. “
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COLLECTION OF MY FUNNY SMS
Is jahan me mohabbat kash na hoti,To safar-e-zindagi me mithas na hoti!
Agar milti BEWAFA ko saza-e-maut,To diwano ki kabre yu udas na hoti!!
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Challenges Of Life
Smooth roads never make good drivers
Smooth sea never makes good sailors
Clear skies never make good pilots
Problem free life never makes a strong & good person.
Have a tough, but winning day ahead.
Be strong enough to accept the challenges of life.
Ungli to Dosto pe uthaaya na kijiye
Ungli to Dosto pe uthaaya na kijiye
Ye Dosti hai, aise Nibhaaya na kijiye
Darr hai ke Rooth jaye na sab Aap se kahin
Aaina Dosto ko dikhaya na kijiye
Jo Saaye Raat ko sada Roshan kiya kare
Chingarian to aisi bujhaaya na kijiye
Jo Tark kar chuke hain Tumhein Raah-e-Dard per
Unki Khushi ka Jashan manaaya na kijiye
Muddat ke baad Zakhm ki lag jaaye jub bhi Aankh
Aahat se apni usko jagaaya na kijiye
Toofaan mai Doob jaaye to Mohsin nahi malaal
Saahil pe laa ker Kashti Dubaaya na kijiye
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Note:
I AM SHARING WHAT WAS SHARED WITH ME!
SMS Collection Five
Dil Main Yaadon Ki Tara Aankh Main Aansoo Ki Tara
Tum Mere Paas Raho Phool Main Khushboo Ki Tara
Hai Khuda Mujhe Throi Si Zindagi Dey
Udhaas Mere Janaze Se Jaa Raha Hain Koi
Ham Ne Bhi Ishq Main Tere Kya Kya Nahin Kiya
Sab Kuch Kiya Par Tujhe Russwa Nahin Kiya