Category: SMS jokes
frienship shayari n missing u
Na puch mere sabar ki inteha kaha tak hai,
tu sitam kar le teri takat jahan tak hai,
wafa ki umeed jinhe hogi unhe hogi,
hume to dekhna hai tu bewafa kahan tak hai.
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Ulfat ka aksar yehi dastur hota hai,
jise chaho wahi apne se dur hota hai,
Dil tutkar bikharta hai is kadar jaise
koi kanch ka khilona chur-chur hota hai.
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kisi ke pyar ko bhulna na aaya hume.
kisi ke dil ko dukhana na aaya hume.
kisi ke liye tadpna to seekh liya par
apne liye kisi ko tadpana na aaya hume.
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Jane kis baat ki mujhko saza deta hai,
meri hasti hui ankhon ko rula deta hai.
Ek muddat se khabar bhi nahi teri,
koi is tarah bhi kya apne dost ko bhula deta hai.
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As nite falls upon the land, it is time 2 Zz again.
With the moon hangin in the starlit sky,
i m here 2 wish U NiteNite! Sweet dreams, cover blanket tight tight
Being happy doesn’t mean that everything is perfect. It means that you have decided to look beyond the imperfections…. So always be happy..
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F: field_of_luv,
R: root_of_joy,
I : island_of_nature,
E: end_of_sorrow,
N: name_of_hope,
D: door_of_understnding.
That’s wht U R my Great F:R:I:E:N:D.!
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Being happy doesn’t mean that everything is perfect.
It means that you have decided to look beyond the imperfections…. So always be happy..
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todays sms n shayri mail
Yu to yaade purani nahi hoti,
Har kisi ko pana sab ki kismat nahi hoti.
Hum dil rakh aaye the unke kadmo me,
Ye jaante hue b k unki nazar zamin pe nahi hoti.
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Door chand kahin jal raha hoga,
Kisi ka dil machal raha hoga.
Uff ye mere pairo me chubhan kaisi,
Zarur mera apna koi kanto par chal raha hoga.
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Agr khush hai wo dekh k ansu meri ankho me,
to khuda ki kasam hum muskurana hi chod denge.
Tadapte rahenge use dekhne ko magar
uski taraf palke uthana hi chod denge.
Wo manjil hi kya meri jo dukh de us ko,
khuda ki kasam us manjil pe hum jana hi chod denge
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Never b sad if someone dsnt recognize ur worth.
its their loss n ur gain coz people who
dont appreciate ur true worth
donot deserve to know u.
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Apne roop par itna ghuroor na kar,
sab 2 din ki masti hai.
Tera husn bhi tab tak qayam hai,
jab tak….
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….FAIR & LOVELY sasti hai!
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Teri meri dosti ko,
Kahan koi samajh paya hai.
Jisne bhi dekha hai is rishte ko,
Aashiqui naam dharaya hai.
Kya jaane duniya wale,
Dosti bhi ik bandagi hai.
Sajde hain isme yaar ke,
Yaar ke hi naam zindagi hai.
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By mail from – Sucheta Chauhan www.smsfreak.co.nr
yeh raha aaj ka sms collection
Likhu Kuch Aaj Yeh Waqt Ka Takaza Hai
Mere Dil Mein Dard Abhi Taaza Hai
Gir Padte Hai Ashk Mere Kagaz Par
Kalam Me Syahi Kam Aur Aansoo Jyada Hai
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Hum Itne Sweet Nahi, Ki Diabeties Hojaye!
Na Itne Salty Ki, B.P. Badha Jaye!!
Na Itane Testy Ki Maza Aajaye,
Par Itne Kadwe Bhi Nahi Ki Yad Na Aye!!!!
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Sabne Kaha Dosti Ek Dard Hai,
Hamne Kaha Dard Kabul Hai!
Sabne Kaha Dard Ke Saath Ji Na Paoge,
Hamne Kaha Teri Dosti Ke Saath Marna Kabul Hai!
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Koi Hai Jo Dua Karta Hai,
Apno Me Mujhe Bhi Gina Karta Hai,
Bahut Khushnasib Samjhte He Khud Ko,
Hum Door Rah Ke Bhi Koai Yaad Kia Karta Hai
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Mere Bejaan Jism Ne Kaha,Mat Ro,
Aaj Bhi Mai Tujhe Karta Hun Pyar
Pyasi Nigaho Ne Harpal Unka Dedar Manga,
Jaise Amavas Ne Har Raat Chand Manga.
Ruth Gaya Woh Khuda Bhi Humse,
Jab Humne Apni Har Dua Me Unka Saath Manga
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Catch Her By Her Waist…
Bring Her Home..
Keep Ur Hand On Her Neck
Put Ur Lips On Her Lips
& Have A …
…Nice Drink…Pepsi
Luv U Oye Bubbly!!
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Hamari Dosti Ka Kitna Fayda Uthhate Ho,1msg Bhej Ke10 Free Pate Ho,
Hamare Dil Par Kyon Zulm Dhate Ho,Hamare Msg Forward Kar Naye -Naye Dost
Banate Ho.
BRILLIANT WAYS GIRLS TURN GUYS DOWN!!
HE: I’m a photographer I’ve been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours!!
HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I’d like to have some pleasure too!!!
HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been given your share!!!
HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I’m having a headache this weekend!!!
HE: Go on, don’t be shy. Ask me out!
Romantic Shayari and some sad shayaris
hi all
One of my friend told me that i am posting only sad poems shayris etc…
So i thought lets do something different today. started searching for some romantic things . but kuch samajh hi nahi aata yaar so kuch wahi apni purani sad shayari and kuch funny si.
here it is
Oh ya one m,ore thing now u can see a link inthe right side named click here to send free sms . so if u liked anything here and would like to send that to your mobile then please click that link and send free sms to your mobile
Kadam kadam pe baharon ne saath chhoda, zaroorat padne par yaaron ne saath chhoda,
vaada kiya sitaron ne saath dene ,ka, subah hone par sitaron ne bhi saath chhoda
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Mere haathon se gir gayi lakeeren kahin, bhool aaye hum apni takdeeren kahin.
Agar mile tumko kahin to utha lena, mere ,hisse ki har khushi apne haathon pe saja lena.
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Bolti hai dosti, chup rehta hai pyar. Hasati hai dosti, rulata hai pyar.
Milati hai dosti, juda karta hai pyar. Phir bhi kyun dosti chodkar log karte hain pyar??
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If I could be any part of you, I’d be your tear. To be conceived in your heart,
born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
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Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don’t even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..
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Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the
above… So always Brush ur Teeth
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Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday.
Have a Great Sunday…
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Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year. It functions right from the
time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall. 
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Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna
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Class ki har ladki ek phool hai, Usse chahna ek bhool hai. Jo inki soch mein gul hai, Samjho uski Compartment ke chances full hai..
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No sweet thought to forward, no cute graphics to send. Just a ‘Caring Heart’ saying, ‘Take Care!’ Miss U!
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Don’t search luv, let luv find u. It’s called falling in luv, coz u don’t force urself to fall, u just fall and there will be someone to catch U
some dosti sms and shayari
Dosti mein choti-choti baton se shikva na karna,
gila tab karna jab hum dosti tod dege
kyunki aisa tabhi hoga jab hum ye duniya chod dege.
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Rishto ne har qadam pe imtehaan liya,tanhai ne har mod pe dhokha diya.
Zindagi se phir b shikayat nahi Kyunki,Zindagi ne “Aap” jaisa dost bhi to diya.
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Hum umidon ki dunia basate rahe,Vo bhi har kadam par aazmate rahe.
Jab mahobbat k imtihaan mein marna pada,Humne jaan dedi aur vo kasmein khaate rahe.
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Ab na koshish karenge unhe bulane ki,jinki adat hai bin baat rooth jaane ki.
vo chahe to bhool jayein humein sapna samaj kar,magar hamein adat nahin apno ko dil se bhulane ki.
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Dil ki dhadkan dhadka gaya koi, mere khwabo ko mehka gaya koi, hum
to anjaane rasto par chal rahe the achanak hi pyaar ka matlab shikha
gaya koi….!!!!!!!!!
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Mohabbat ki lahero pe kastiya chalane waale
zara sambhal ke, mohabbat dariya hai sahil nahi,
uthte hai kahi tofaan mohabbat ke samander me bhi,
ager us se lad na sako to tum mohabbat ke kabil nahi.
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Zamane se nahin hum tanhai se darte hain, Pyar se nahin hum rusuvai se darte hain,
Dil meih umang hai tujhse milne ki Par milne ke baad aane wali judaai se darte hain
my sms conversation with a friend
i sent her,
mili hai bahut saza unse dil lagene ki,
nazar lag gayi hamare pyar ko zanmane ki.
kabra se niklae dono haatha kahte hai,
aarzu rah gayi unko gale lagene ki.
and
wo bewafa hamara imtihan kya legi ,
milayegi nazaro se nazar to naza jhuka legi.
usse meri kabra par mata lana dosto ,
nadan hai wpoh apna hath jala legi….
got this reply
lamha lamha waqt gujra jayega ,
saat phero ke saath koi aap se bandh jayega.
ab bahi waqt hai kisi se affair karlo ,
kya pata kal kaun sa sample aapko soup diya jayega…