Aap Se Milke Hum Badal Se Gaye
Sher Padhne Lage Gunguna Ne Lage
Pehle Mashoor Thi Apni Sar-zindagi
Aab Tho Jab Dekhiye Muskuraane Lage

Teri Yaad Mein Nahi Guzarthe Aise
Tho Koi Daur Nahin
Jinki Khwaish Par Sajde Kiye
Who Aap Hain Aur Koi Nahin

Us Raat Ko Tho Meri Aise Halath Thi
Vo Door The Muhjse Par Dil Ke Paas The
Socha Tha Taaare Ginke Kat Gayi Raat Meri
Taaare Bhi Nahin Aaye Vo Unke Paas The

Humne Metrik Tak Haasil Ki
Hain Education Phir Bhi
Naa Jaan Sake Love Ki Definition
Phir Dil Ke Darewazee Par Like Diya
No Admission
Aap Aa Gaye Phir Bhi Without Permission

!!!!!!!!  funny shayaris  !!!!!!!!

Kaaash ke tere chehre par chechak ke daag hote……
Kaaash ke tere chehre par chechak ke daag hote…..
Kaaash ke tere chehre par chechak ke daag hote…..
Chand to tu hai hi ..sitaare bhee saath hote !!!

!!!!!!!!  funny shero shayari  !!!!!!!!

Mohabbat karna koi zulm nahi,
Agar ki jaye usool se,
Khuda ko bhi muhabbat thi,
Apne rasoul se
Chaand raaat ko sabhi dekhain, hilaal-e-eid ko
Ik hamara hi naseeba hadiyan turva gaya
Hum thy chaand ke nazaare main khoye hue
Bus achanak chand ka abba wahan pe aa gaye….

!!!!!!!!  urdu funny shayari  !!!!!!!!

Chandni raat thi, main so rahi thi
Phir kisi ne darwaza khutkhataya
Maine soncha mera dil aaya
Darwaza khol ker dekha to bijli ka bill aaaya

!!!!!!!!  hindi funny shayari  !!!!!!!!

Exam paas aaye, sir mera dukhaye
Teacher ne na jaaane kyun, dande dikhaye,
Ab to mera sir, jaage na sota hai,
Kya karoon haye, kuch kuch hota hai….

!!!!!!!!  funny sms shayari  !!!!!!!!

Shraab dard ki dawa hai
Peene se koi khraabi nahi
Dil ke dard se peete hain
Waise hum Shraabi nahi…

!!!!!!!!  hindi sms jokes  !!!!!!!!

Aey chaand, tu bhi kiya ghazab dhaata hai,
Bachpan main “mama” aur jawaani main “yaar” nazar aata hai.

!!!!!!!!  funny sher shayari  !!!!!!!!

Mere Dost Tum Bhi Likha Karo Shayari
Tumhara Bhi Meri Tarah Naam Ho Jayega
Jab Tum Par Bhi Padenge Ande Aur Tamatar
To Shaam Ki Sabji Ka Intajaam Ho Jayega…

!!!!!!!!  Love shayaris  !!!!!!!!

Agar manzil ko pana hai to himat saath rakhna,
Agar pyar ko pana hai to aitbar saath rakhna,
Agar hamesha muskurana ho to toothBRUSH AUR PASTE SAATH RAKHNA.

1. Munna Bhai MCSE

1. Kal MSN Ho Na Ho

1. Love in mIRC

1. Tere Nick

1. ID Mil Gaya

1. Chat To Kero

1. Ek Programmer Thi

1. Yeh Hack Horaha Hai

1. Hum Pyar PC Se Kar Baithe

1. Network Ke Us Paar

1. Meri Disc Tumhare Paas Hai

1. Aao Chat Kare

1. C++ Wale Job Le Jayenge

1. Programmer No.1

1. Mera Naam Developer

1. Hum Apke Memory Mein Rahate Hein

1. Do Processor, Baarah Terminal

1. Tera Code Chal Gaya

1. Har Din Jo Mail Karega

1. Debugging Koi Khel Nahi

1. Jish Desh Mein Bill Gates Rehtha Hai

1. Raju Ban Gaya MCSD

1. Client Ek Numbari

1. C ++Programmer Dus Numbari

1. Login Karo Sajana

1. Naukar PC Ka

1. 1942 — A Bug Story

1. Kaho Na Virus Hai

1. Crash Se Crash Tak

1. Haan Meine Bhi Debug Kiya Hai

This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab. We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. After connecting to internet we planned to open e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ****** appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears, but we face this problem only in password field. We checked with hardware vendor Santa Singh and he said that there is no problem in keyboard.Because of this we open the e-mail account with password *****. I request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what the password is.

2. We are unable to enter anything after we click the ‘shut down ‘ button.

3. There is a button ‘start’ but there is no “stop” button. We request you to check this.

4. We find there is ‘Run’ in the menu. One of my friend clicked ‘run ‘ has ran upto Amritsar! So, we request you to change that to “sit”, so that we can click that by sitting.

5. One doubt is that any ‘re-scooter’ available in system? As I find only ‘re-cycle’, but I own a scooter at my home.

6. There is ‘Find’ button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot for tracing the key with this ‘ find’, but unable to trace. Is it a bug??

7. Every night I am not sleeping, as I have to protect my ‘mouse’ from CAT, So I suggest u to provide one DOG to kill that cat.

8. Please confirm when u are going to give me money for winning HEARTS’ (playing cards in games) and when are u coming to my home to collect our money.

9. My child learnt ‘Microsoft word’ now he wants to learn ‘Microsoft sentence’, so when u will provide that?

Best regards,
Banta.

From – http://www.fropper.com/posts/545

Thanks for visiting my blog, yesterday i got 2005 visitors my highest since i started my blog in january.

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duniya meiN ghum chhupanA padta hai,

dil main chahe lakh ghum ho,

mehfil meiN muskarAna hi padta hai

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AshkoN ko humne kayi baar roka,

phir bhi na jane kyoN ankheN dhoka de gayi,

Bharosa to tha hameiN apne aap par magar,

unka zikr aate hi naa jane kyoN palkeN nam ho gayi.

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Don’t lower your Goals to the level of your abilities.

Instead, raise your abilities to the height of your goals

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Dilon se khelne ka hunar hume nahi aata

Isiliye ishq ki baazi hum haar gaye

Meri zindagi se shayad unhe bahut pyar tha

Isiliye mujhe zinda hi maar gaye….

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 Zindagi mein ek haseen galti kar baithe

Hum nadani mein pyar kar baithe

Dil ko apne khud thokar maar baithe

Ek bewafaa se murhum ki umeed kar baithe

Click here to Send Free SMS

so simple yet so attractive,

so enlightening yet so cool.

So moving yet so still,

so quite yet so popular.

So romantic yet so single.

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For all the love u share,

for all the ways u care,

for all the times u are there,

u r special and beyond compare..

just wanna say Take Care…

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Find a guy who calls U cute instd of hot,

who calls U back wen U hang up on him,

who wil stay awke jst 2 wtch U sleep,

wait 4 d guy who kises ur 4head

n he cares abt U n hw lucky he is to hav U.

Wait 4 d one who turns 2 d world

n says “Thats My Sweetheart”

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Jo nahi ata uska intzar kyu hota hai,

Kisike liye apna ye haal kyu hota hai?

Vaise to is dunya me kafi cheeje pyari hai,

Jo nahi milta usi se PYAR kyu hota hai?

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Love is like air.

You will never know it’s there,

until you feel it

and you will never know it’s gone

until you need it.

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Love Is Not Only Made For Lovers!

It Is Also Made For True Friends,

as a True Friend Is

One Step Bigger Than A Lover.

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Zindagi ko ek rangeen kalpna samjho,

Dukh ko sach Sukh ko sapna samjho.

Bhulna chahte ho sabhi gamo ko to,

zindagi me is SMS bhejne wale ko apna samjho.

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Aap se door rehkar aapko miss kiya Hamne,

aap k liye god sey wish kiya hamne.

aapki yaad jab ayi to bade pyar k sath

sms kar phone ko kiss kiya hamne.

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Foolon me reh kar kalion ko chaahu,

shaayed aesi meri taqdeer nahi.

Main bi pyar paaun kisi ka,

shaayed mere haatho me wo lakeer nahi.

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Guzra waqt jab bhi dil ki dastaan sunayega,

tumko bhi ek shakhs yaad aayega.

Gaur se dekhna zindagi ke pannon ko,

kahin na kahin to hamara naam bhi nazar aayga.

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God gave al of us a life 4 some special reason.

So Dnt be a prisoner of your past.

Try to become the architect of your future.

ROCK THE WORLD.. LOVE LIFE

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*~*~*~* Sucheta Chauhan *~*~*~*

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*~*~*~*By Mail- Sucheta Chauhan *~*~*~*

RED ………..I LUV U
YELLOW ……..WILL U B MY FRIEND
PINK ……….U R SWEET
PURPLE……. .U R HOT
LIME ……….U R CUTE
GREEN ………U R UGLY
GREY ……….U R HANDSOME
BLUE ……….U R K00L
AQUA ……….U R HONEST
SILVER ……..NOT MY TYPE
GOLDEN ……..000 la la
WHITE ………NICE GUY
BLACK ………BYE BYE

I am expecting lot of black / silver or yellow ones tomorrow.

“DON’T LET SOMEONE BECOME A PRIORITY IN YOUR LIFE…

WHEN YOU ARE JUST AN OPTION FOR THEM…..”

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“NEVER CRY FOR ANY RELATION IN LIFE

BECAUSE FOR THE ONE WHOM YOU CRY

DOES NOT DESERVE YOUR TEARS

AND THE ONE WHO DESERVES

WILL NEVER LET YOU CRY……… …….. “

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TREAT EVERYONE WITH POLITENESS

EVEN THOSE WHO ARE RUDE TO YOU,

NOT BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT NICE
BUT BECAUSE YOU ARE NICE……..
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NEVER SEARCH YOUR HAPPINESS IN OTHERS

WHICH WILL MAKE YOU FEEL ALONE,

RATHER SEARCH IT IN YOURSELF

YOU WILL FEEL HAPPY

EVEN IF YOU ARE LEFT ALONE…….

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HAPPINESS ALWAYS LOOKS SMALL

WHEN WE HOLD IT IN OUR HANDS.

BUT WHEN WE LEARN TO SHARE IT,

WE REALIZE HOW BIG AND PRECIOUS IT IS! …..