Wo hamara imtihan kya legi,
milayegi nazron se nazar to nazar jhuka legi.
Use meri kabar pr diya jalane ko mat kehna,
wo naadan hai dosto apna HAATH jala legi.
Dekar hath dosti ka Vaapas liya nahi jata,
is naazuk dosti ko zakhm diya nahi jata.
Sach much ye duniya badi zalim hai,
SMS sasta hai fir b Aapse kiya nahi jata.
Hamari [...]
Archive for the 'Santa Banta Jokes' Category
Hindi sms Shayaris
Published by Mehul December 29th, 2007 in Friendship Shayari, Hindi SMS & Shayri, Love SMS & Shayari, Missing You, Romantic, SMS, SMS Jokes, Santa Banta Jokes, oneliners, sad shayari and shayari. 10 CommentsSanta Banta’s SMS jokes
Published by hiren4u December 1st, 2007 in Hindi SMS & Shayri, SMS Jokes and Santa Banta Jokes. 7 CommentsTitanic was sinking.An englishman asked Santa, “How far is land”?Santa: 2 KMs.Englishman jumped into sea.Englishman: Now, which direction?Santa: Downwards!
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Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators.
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How did santa tried to kill a bird??He took [...]
Santa Banta SMS Collection
Published by Mehul November 5th, 2007 in Hindi SMS & Shayri, SMS, SMS Jokes, Santa Banta Jokes and funny mails. 1 CommentSanta once wanted to transfer some files form one PC to another. Following was the steps followed by him.
1) Right clicked the mouse on the file which he wanted to transfer and selected CUT option.
2) Disconnected the mouse from that PC.
3) Took that mouse carefully and connected it to the other PC where he wanted [...]
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