Category: One liners
Love is like
Love is like pi — natural, irrational,
And very important….
(Lisa Hoffman.)
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People love others not for who they are,
But for how they make them feel….
(Irwin Federman.)
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Love makes the wildest spirit tame,
And the tamest spirit wild….
(Alexis Delp.)
Love Quotes& Saying
I feel something in my heart, it’s like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because I LOVE YOU!
Love is being stupid together.
Love is not just looking at each other, it’s looking in the same direction.
Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
No one is too young for love, because love doesn’t come from your mind, which knows your age, but from your heart, which knows no age.
Love conquers all. – Virgil.
It’s hard to find someone whom you truly love, much less to find someone who loves you as much. When the chance comes, don’t ever let go.
Absence sharpens love, presence strengthens it.
All we need is love.
Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love.
Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. – Einstien.
Love is like pi – natural, irrational, and VERY important.
Love is like a butterfly, hold it too tight, it’ll crush, hold it too loose, it’ll fly
Love Is When You Don’t Want To Go To Sleep, Because Reality Is Better Than A Dream.
Love doesn’t make the world go ’round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.
Love is a gift of one’s inner most sou
April Fools SMS Collection For 2009
U R the one who is CHARMING
U R the one who is INTELLIGENT
U R the one who is CUTE
and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS.
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A – U r Attractive
B – U r the Best
C – U r Cute
D – U r Dear 2 Me
E – U r Excellent
F – U r Funny
G – U r Good-Looking
H – hehehe
I – I’m
J – JOKING
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So Sweet is ur SMILE???
so Sweet is ur STYLE???
so Sweet is ur VOICE???
so Sweet is ur EYE?????
see …….how Sweetly I LIE.
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Legs utha ke karo.
Tange feala ke karo.
Ghuma ghuma ke karo.
Aage peechey dono taraf karo.
Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga.
*Ramdev ji ka yoga.
I want to suck you… lick you…
wanna move my tongue all over you…
wanna feel you in my mouth…yep,
tat’s how u…eat an ice cream.
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In your life, when you wake up & don’t see any one,
then come to me, i’ll be there to hold ur hand & take you to the EYE SPECIALIST
Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the……
train ruki, khidki khuli, nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kahan,…..
ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!!!!
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If you are in tension,
If nothing seems right,
If u find no way out,
Then just think of me only once,
I will be always there to INCREASE your tensions
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When u feel sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“damn I am really so cute”. U will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit. Coz liars go to hell.
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Tamam bewaqufon
ko ittala di jati hai…
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Aap to aise parh rahe hen
jaise ye ittala aap k liye ho.:p
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Fact1: You can not touch
your lower lip with your tounge…
Fact2: After reading this,
99/100 idiots would try it.
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You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..
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I am your girlfriend:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
theek kaha na ?
In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :p
Happy april fools day
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Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain…
Aur kyo na ho… Khayi Bhi to “HARI Mirchi…â€-hai
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If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur
1) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude,
kick them off.
How dare they fool u before april 1st.
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In hasino se Rasme Wafa
or Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai…
Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka,
Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai…!
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Door Ho Jao,
Ye SmS 5 Second
K Baad Phat Jayega!
00:05
00:04
00:03
00:02
00:01
00:00
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Nahi Phata?
Naqli (fake) ??
Ye Bhi China Ka Maal Nikla
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Sine me dil,
Dil me dard,
Dard me yaqin,
Yaqin me khyal,
Khayal me khwab,
Khuwab me tasvir
Tasvir me sirf ap!
Itna Darawna khuwab?
Baap re Baap
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Plz call me,its urgent. Ek accident ho gaya hai.
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Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
Warna
GADHA mag jayega
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Attendence..
Pappu
Yes Sir
Bablu
Yes Sir
Tinku
Yes Sir
Ullu
??
Ullu
??
Ullu
Button dabana band kar,
teri baari hai,
attendence lagwa
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SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO ..
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Cheese is Cheese
Butter is butter
if u 4get me
i will throw u in
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* G U T T E R *
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Congratulation!
Amir Khan Ne apni Film
K Second part k liay
ap ko Chun lia hai
Jiss Mai ap ka
Bohat Main Role Hai
Film Ka Name hai
Bayghairut zameen per
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You are a GHONCHU..
G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique
Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi…
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This is not SMS, it’s just an April Fool Trick
Place a bottle of liquid dish soap into the toilet tank.
The next person to flush the toilet will be greeted
with an overwhelming amount of bubbles.
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WARNING ! ! !
This is a VIRUS . . .
When you turn your phone off it WON’T WORK AGAIN
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U are a…
B. I. T. C. H.
Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Hilarious
r u smiling now?
*YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*
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Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.
What does Love mean to you guys
hii friends ,
Aaj free hu so socha thode gade murde ukhad ku site se 
i mean kuch purani post fir post kardu …..yeh post pahle Apr 4, 2007 ko post ki thi aaj fir
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A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4
to 8 year-olds, “What does love mean?”
The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have
imagined. See what you think:
- A When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn’t bend over and
- paint her toenails anymore.
So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That’s love.”
- When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different.
You just know that your name is safe in their mouth.”
- Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving
cologne and they go out and smell each other.”
some really dard e dil shayaris
log har mod pe ruk ruk ke sambhalte kyun hain,
itna darte hain to phir ghar se nikalte kyun hain.
main na jugnu hun diya hun na koi tara hun,
roshni wale mere nam se jalte kyun hain.
nind se mera talluq hi nahin barson se,
khwab aake meri chat pe tahalte kyun hain.
mod hota hai jawani ka sambhalne ke liye,
aur sab log yahin ake phisalte kyun hain.
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Mohabbat me hum mashoor kya huwe..
har harkat humari deewangi lagnay lagi..
lafz jo niklay haal-e-dil ka bayan karne ,
zamane ko har wo baat shahyari lagnay lagi
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Aap ki Hasi Kabhi Kam naa Ho
Aapki Aankh kabhi Aasuon se Nam naa Ho.
Mile Zindagi me Har Khushi Aapko.
Bhale uss Khushi me Hum ho naa Ho
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dosti hum ne khoob nibhayi hai….
dosti aur pyaar me na koi dewaar banayi hai….
log to dosti karte hain chehre dekh kar….
par aap ne to dosti ki ek alag pehchaan banayi hai….
small shayaris
TU KAHAN HAI ,TU KAHAN HAI
MAIN YAHAN HOON ,MAIN YAHAN HOON.
JAHAN TU HAI,WAHIN MAIN HOON,
JAHAN TU NAHI WAHAN MAIN NAHI.
Bahut chaha magar unhe bhula na sake,
khayalo me kisi aur ko la na sake,
Unko dekhkar ansu to ponch liye hum ne,
par kisi aur ko dekhakar muskura na sake.
jab kabhi hamara dil udas hota hai,
mere khayalon mein tera chehra paas hota hai.
bolta to kuch bhi nahi woh,
lekin uski khamoshi mein bhi kuch ehsaas hota hai.
gham akelepan ka mitta to nahi,
par aane wali khushi ka ehsaas to hota hai.
Teri Yaadon ke Siva koi Lamha Guzaara Nahin,,,,,
ek pal Nahin jab TumheMere Dil Ne Pukaara Nahin
Tere bin Youn Kat Rahi Dariya-e-Zindagi Mein,,,,
Kashti Bhi Hai Maajhi bhi hai,Kinaara Nahin…..
kyon raat din rote ho uske liye
jo na tha tumhara ek pal ke liye
ashkon se kaho, ab tham bhi jaye
main hun tumhari, tumhe jeena hai mere liye
kafan na dalo mere chere par mujhe aadat hai muskurane ki,
na dafana oo meri laash ko mujhe abhi umeed hai meri mehbooba ke aane ki …
Jaan hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari,
Jaan ke liye kar doon kurbaan yaari,
Jaan ke liye todd doon dosti tumhaari,
Ab tumse kya chhupaana,
Tum hi toh ho jaan hamaari !
Zakhm itne gehre hain,izhaar kya karein,
Hum khud nishana ban gaye,waar kya karein,
Mar gaye hum,magar khuli rahi aankhein,
Ab is se zyada unka,intezaar kya karein
Vacancy 4 a True Friend
Hi
yep you’ve read it correct there is a vacency.
Vacancy 4 a True Friend and these are the requirement :
Eligibility: Loving & Caring,
Duty: To Luv,
Experience: Not required,
Salary: Never Ending Friendship,
Joining: ASAP,
Agreement : Lifetime
Is any one Interested ? then comment