Category: Missing You SMS
Sweet Shayaris
Bahon me le lo mujhko ….K tanha hoon main.
Dhadkan me basa lo mujhko ….K tanha hoon main.
Tum nahi jo…Jahan mein kuch bhi nahi,
Mujh me sama jao…k tanha hoon main.
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Phool ki tarah haste raho …To hum khush hain.
Dil kholkar jiya karo …To hum khush hain.
Ye nahi kehte k hame mila karo, …Bas roz yaad kar liya karo
To hum khush hain.
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Geele kagaz ki tarah hai zindagi apni,
Koi jalata bhi nahi aur bahata bhi nahi.
Is kadar akele hain raahon me dil ki,
Koi satata bhi nahi aur koi manata bhi nahi.
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Kal raat khuda ne poocha,
‘Tu dosti me itna kyu khoya hai?’
Kuch Bebas Si Lakeerien Merey Haath Ki
Kuch Udaas Kuch Khamosh
Kuch Bebas SiLakeerien Merey
Haath Ki?
Dhoondta Rehta Hoon Aksar In Lakeeron Main
Aik Lakeer Tere Naam Ki
Kuch Maloom Bhi Hey
Kuch Dil Bhi Janta Hey
Ke In Lakeeron Main Koi
Lakeer Nahi Tere Naam Ki
Phir Bhi Naa Jane Kion Dhondta Rehta Hoon
Aksar Ek Lakeer Tere
Naam Ki
Aik Lakeer
Terey Naam Ki….
Terey Naam Ki….
College Life Fun
I hope i’ll not make u cry …..
read and enjoy….thats what is called as college life…
1. On being Late:
“Kab shuru hui class?”
“Attendance ho gayi kya??”
“Kal raat der tak gappe marte rahe yaar”
“Aab nind nahi khuli to mein kya karu……… bolna ……. kal kya
padaya tha isne”
“Ek page de na………. abey pen bhi to de, nahi to kisse
likhunga…….”
” koi subah kaise aa sakta hai……..”
“wo bhi iss class ke liye ”
2. During the lecture:
“Yesss!!!! Sirrr…….The answer is
……..huuuummmmm……..aaaaaaaa………….”
“No sir…..I know the answer …….sir….”
“Saala apne aapko Newton samajta hai”
“Abe lecture ko maar goli….. Kareena kya lag rahi hai aaj……..”
“Uski tshirt pe kya likha hai dekh”
“Uske bagal mein nahi baith sakta tha kya…….gadha…….”
“Kya bore kar raha hai. Bola tha canteen chalte hain ..”
“Heads, we go canteen , Tails, we go now!!!”
3. Lab:
“Expt. 2 likha??”
“last time tu aaya the kya?”"
“Karna kya hai??”
“Yeh bhai…..merko pata hota to tere pass kyon aata……..”
“Areee tu to bura maan gaya …….chal dikha na…..bhau kyo kata
hai….”
4. Sessionals Test:
“sessionals test???? ……Aree yaar…… ”
“Kya…….. abe unit test mein itna sara topic hai to final mein kya
hoga….”
“Oye Sushil kaha hai……uska roll number mere baad hai…….wo nahi
aaya to mein pakka fail….”
After test……
“yaar pada tha….recall nahi kar paya…….chhod na ……. Canteen
chalega…” SAHI !!
5. For attendance
“I was in the class, attendence bolna bhool gaya ”
“Oye usko thoda khush kar list se tera naam hata dega……..”
“Bola tha proxy regularly maar…….. Saale tera class karne ka kya
faida hua…..”
6. Late submission of assignments:
” Maine us ko bola thaa ki copy karke mera assgnment bhi saath mein
submit kar dena”
“Ab mein kya karu usne mereko bole bina hi submit kar diya……..”
“They should allow XEROX………sala system hi kharab hai ”
7 . After exam:
“Yeh bhi syllabus mein thaa kya? Shitt…”
“kya bol raha hai yaar..aise karna tha kya”
“1st mein 3 marks…..2nd mein 0…….3rd mein 2…….
Gaya ……….fail pakka…….”
“Yaar notice lagte hi hata dena……..wo kya soochegi mera marks dekh
kar……”
8 . VIVA (b4 exam):
“Submission ab tak hua nahi hai , VIVA kya ghanta doonga”
“Aeee…….Akash…..terese kya kya poocha….mood kaisa hai..”
“External ke ghar mein bacche nahi hai kya…….”
“Dekh Boss!! external bhi aadmi hai. Usko pata hai students ki ab tak
preparation nahi hui hai”
9 . Submission:
“Ye bhi chhapna hai kya?”
“kaat kaat ke likh le…kaon padhta hai”
“Iska bhi print-out lena hai kya?”
“Jai ho computer baba ki……jai ho Ctrl C – Ctrl V ki…….”
“Tujhe Sir ka sign aata hai kya?”
10 .Copying Assignments:
“Ye tune kya likha hai????”
(The best one)
“Jo word samajh mein aa raha hai woh likh, jo nahi samajh mein aa raha
hai uska drawing nikal”
“Phir bhi, kuch to idea hoga??”
” Maine uska likha hai, mera assignment check ho gaya, tu bhi wohi kar.”
“Koi hint……..”
“Are baba ghaseet de……..na tu samjega na wo……..”
11. Exam:
“Jo (mujhe) aata hai, woh (paper mein)aata nahi hai; jo nahi aata hai
woh NAHI aata hai” ..VERY VERY TRUE !!
“ye question 2 saal se nahi poochha hai yaar….to ab kya poochenge”
“ye last time hi poochha thaa……is baar nahi aana chahiye”
“tere paas is ke notes hai??”
“Neend aa rahi mujhe to…thodi der so jata hoo..utha diyo pakka”
“woh chapter… mark weightage 6 marks… (facial ex-pressions speaks
the story)”
“nahi samjha to rat le” – PERFECT ONE
“Iss paper mein roll number ke kya order hai……..”
“Ek aur din ka gap de dete to kya 3rd World War ho jata tha kya……….”
I AGREE !! !!
Bas Ek Bar Wapas Lautne Ka Man Karta Hai
"Bas Ek Bar Wapas Lautne Ka Man Karta Hai
Aaj Har Wo Din Jeene Ko Man Karta Hai.
Kuch Buri Batein Jo Ab Acchi Lagti Hain
Kuch Batein Jo Kal Ki Hi Batein Lagti Hain.
Abki Baar Class Attend Karne Ka Man Karta Hai
Dopahar Ki Class Mein Aakhein Band Karne Ko Man Karta Hai.
Doston Ke Room Ki Wo Baatein Yaad Aati Hai
Exam Ke Time Pe Wo Hasi Mazak Yaad Aati Hai,
College Ke Paas Jaggi Ka Dhabe Ki Yaad Aati Hai
Tab Ki Bekar Lagne Wali Photos Chehre Pe Hasi Laati Hai.
Apni Galtiyon Pe Tumse Daat Khana Yaad Aata Hai.
Par Tumhari Galti Dekhne Ka Ab Bhi Mann Karta Hai.
Ek Aisi Subah Uthne Ka Mann Karta Hai
Bas Ek Bar Wapas Lautne Ka Man Karta Hai.
Bas Ek Bar Aur
Wapas Lautne Ka Man Karta Hai.
By Divya
Good Afternoon SMS Shayari
Often we stand at life’s crossroads & view, what we think is the END. But a true frnd tells "relax dude, itz juz a BEND & not the END".
Good Afternoon
Good Afternoon SMS Shayari
As you climb the ladder of success, check occasionally to make sure it is leaning against the right wall". Good Afternoon
Good Afternoon SMS Shayari
$weet things are ea$y 2 buy,
$weet words are ea$y 2 $ay,
But $weet People like u,
are dificult 2 find…
May ur whole life b a$ swt as u…
$weet Good afternoon
Good Afternoon SMS Shayari
Nice friendship is Like The breathing air… You Will Never See it… But You Will Always Feel its Presence.
Gud afternoon.
Good Afternoon SMS Shayari
When we see our beloved one after a long gap, we want to share many things but smile & silents are the first one we share. That’s real affection…
good afternoon
Good Afternoon SMS Shayari
Life iz a magic… The beauty of life iz next second….. which hides thousands of secrets. I wish every second will be wonderful in ur life.
Good afternoon.
Good Afternoon SMS Shayari
ISHQ kar deta hai bekarar,
Bhar deta hai pathar k dil mei pyar,har 1 ko nahi milti zindagi ki yeh bahar,kyunki
ISHQ ka dusra naam hai INTEZAR.
GuD AfTeRnOOn
Good Afternoon SMS Shayari
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*AFTERNOON*
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a message frm my "HEART" a place where i keep gud frnds
like"u.wats up miss u so much.
Good Afternoon SMS Shayari
"When friendship is your greatest weakness ,
you will be the strongest person in the world"…
Good Afternoon.
Good Afternoon SMS Shayari
Manzil milne se dosti bhulaai
nahi jaati,
Hamsafar milne se dosti
mitaai nahi jati…
Good Afternoon…
Good Afternoon SMS Shayari
Anybdy can love a rose but no 1 luvs a leaf that adds beauty 2 rose!
MORAL: Dont luv some1who is beautiful, but luv t 1 who cn make Ur life beautiful..
Good afternoon my rose
Good Afternoon SMS Shayari
Anybdy can love a rose but no 1 luvs a leaf that adds beauty 2 rose!
MORAL: Dont luv some1who is beautiful, but luv t 1 who cn make Ur life beautiful..
Good afternoon my rose
Good Afternoon SMS Shayari
If ur eyes r sweet u would like all people in the world. But if ur tongue is sweet all people in the world will like you"
Good afternoon
Good Afternoon SMS Shayari
Learning history is so easy but making history is so difficult. Make a history of yourself and make others to learn it! Good Afternoon!
Good Afternoon SMS Shayari
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( _.ki kar rahe ho ?
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( /#_) Haye Rabba ! Meinu Yaad kar rahe ho!
Soooo Sweet .Good after noon
Good Afternoon SMS Shayari
(‘-’) Smiling
(!.!) Crying
(‘;’) Angry
(‘:’) Bored
(‘.’) Proud
(‘o’) Hungry
(‘?’) Confuse
(-.-) Sleepy
I lik 2 accompny u in evry mood 
Good Afternoon
Good Afternoon SMS Shayari
Heart break Kid
I’m lying here
Thinking of you
In my own little world
Where everything’s okay
Where I’m happy
Where I remember every word you say
But I know now
We’re not meant to be
You just told me
That I’m not the one you see
As more than a friend
But there will always be a place for you
In my heart, in my soul
Time can’t change what I’m feeling for you
You can make me whole
I am heartbroken
It’s not spoken
But it’s there
I am heartbroken
It’s all open
My love is pouring out again
I’m lying here
In my bed, mind ashore
I’m all alone and I feel
Like nothing matters anymore
I like to think
That things can change
But I know now
It’s not true
It’s irreversible
But you’re still irresistible
And that’s what hurts
But there will always be a place for you
In my heart, in my soul
Time can’t change what I’m feeling for you
You can make me whole
I am heartbroken
It’s not spoken
But it’s there
I am heartbroken
It’s all open
My love is pouring out again
I am heartbroken
It’s not spoken
But it’s there
I am heartbroken
It’s all open
My love is pouring out again
By Stupid_kid