Romantic Valentine SMS
Without Love — days are sad day, moan day, tears day, waste day, thirst day, fright day, shatter day. So be in love everyday…Wish you a Happy Valentine’s Day.
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“I’m enthralled by your beauty, mesmerized by your charisma and spellbound by your love. No wonder I am always thinking about you. I wish to celebrate every Valentine with you. Happy Valentine’s Day!
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If I could die early I would ask God if I could be your guardian angel, so I could wrap my wings around you and embrace you whenever you feel alone.
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Tujhe chahne wale kam na honge,
waqt ke saath sayad hum na honge,
chahe kisi ko kitna bhi pyar dena,
teri yaado ke haqdar sirf hum hi honge

Aaj fir dil hai kuchh udaas udaas,
Jaane kyun ek mayusi si chhayi hai,
Aaj fir palkon pe pani hai,
BheeD mein hoon fir kyun ye tanhai hai

Mohabbat sikha kar juda ho gaye,
Na socha na samjha khafa ho gaye,
Duniya mein kisko hum apna kahein,
Agar tum hi bewafa ho gaye

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Wo hamara imtihan kya legi,
milayegi nazron se nazar to nazar jhuka legi.
Use meri kabar pr diya jalane ko mat kehna,
wo naadan hai dosto apna HAATH jala legi.

Dekar hath dosti ka Vaapas liya nahi jata,
is naazuk dosti ko zakhm diya nahi jata.
Sach much ye duniya badi zalim hai,
SMS sasta hai fir b Aapse kiya nahi jata.

Hamari aapki dosti bilkul FIX hai,
Love emotion sadness sab kuch MIX hai,
Hum to apko na bhulenge kabhi,
Aap bhul n jaye bus thoda RISsK hai.

Being ur frend is my basic necessity.
Missin U is my habit.
Fightin wit U is my timepass.
Bt Forgettin U is like
Taking My Life Out Of Me.

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1)Pura ho aapke sare Aim,
Sada barte rahe aap ki Fame,
Milte rahe sabse Pyar aur Dosti,
Aur mila a lot of Fun & Masti.
Wish you a..Happy New Year with a Plenty of Peace & Prosperity

2)Bith gaya jo saal,Bhul jayye,
Es Naya Saal ko Gale lagayye,
Karte hai duwa hum Rab se sar jukake…
Es Saal ka Sare Sapne pura ho Aapke.
*NAYA SAAL MUBAROK*

3)Before the golden sun sets,
2007’s calender is destroyed,
And mobile networks get jammed,
I wish in 2008 every moment is enjoyed

4)For last year’s words belong to last year’s language
And next year’s words await another voice.
And to make an end is to make a beginning.Happy New Year

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Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, “How far is land”?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction?
Santa: Downwards!

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Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators.

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How did santa tried to kill a bird??
He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.

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Santa: I have swallowed a kay.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.

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Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I’ve seen ur password. It’s ****. Santa: U r wrong. It’s 1394.

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Santa falls in love with a nurse… After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: “I luv u sister.”

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Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?
Banta: Very simple, because he is PM not AM.

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Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

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A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I’m coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.

Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5 days ago, he hasn’t came back yet!
Santa: Why don’t u cook something else? .

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An Englishman and santa inside the toilet.

 Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?

Santa: Good evening, we open the zip and do!

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Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?
Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..

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Ultimate answer while changing the job.
Interviewer: Why did you changed your last job?
Santa: Because the company shifted and didn’t tell me where.

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Santa and Banta went for a drive.
Santa: Hey, look out from the window, are the indicators working or not?
Banta puts his head out & says “Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No!!!”

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Santa’s wife dies. He is calm, but his wife’s lover is crying furiously…
Finally, santa consoles him: Don’t worry buddy, I will marry again.

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Why did santa keep the door open while bathing?
Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.

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Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home. The steering, dash board, gears of car have been stolen.
After sometime he calls again: I am coming, earlier I sat on the back seat.

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