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College Life Fun

I hope i’ll not make u cry …..

read and enjoy….thats what is called as college life…

1. On being Late:

“Kab shuru hui class?”

“Attendance ho gayi kya??”

“Kal raat der tak gappe marte rahe yaar”

“Aab nind nahi khuli to mein kya karu……… bolna ……. kal kya
padaya tha isne”

“Ek page de na………. abey pen bhi to de, nahi to kisse
likhunga…….”

” koi subah kaise aa sakta hai……..”

“wo bhi iss class ke liye ”

2. During the lecture:

“Yesss!!!! Sirrr…….The answer is

……..huuuummmmm……..aaaaaaaa………….”

“No sir…..I know the answer …….sir….”

“Saala apne aapko Newton samajta hai”

“Abe lecture ko maar goli….. Kareena kya lag rahi hai aaj……..”

“Uski tshirt pe kya likha hai dekh”

“Uske bagal mein nahi baith sakta tha kya…….gadha…….”

“Kya bore kar raha hai. Bola tha canteen chalte hain ..”

“Heads, we go canteen , Tails, we go now!!!”

3. Lab:

“Expt. 2 likha??”

“last time tu aaya the kya?”"

“Karna kya hai??”

“Yeh bhai…..merko pata hota to tere pass kyon aata……..”

“Areee tu to bura maan gaya …….chal dikha na…..bhau kyo kata
hai….”

4. Sessionals Test:

“sessionals test???? ……Aree yaar…… ”

“Kya…….. abe unit test mein itna sara topic hai to final mein kya
hoga….”

“Oye Sushil kaha hai……uska roll number mere baad hai…….wo nahi
aaya to mein pakka fail….”

After test……

“yaar pada tha….recall nahi kar paya…….chhod na ……. Canteen
chalega…” SAHI !!

5. For attendance

“I was in the class, attendence bolna bhool gaya ”

“Oye usko thoda khush kar list se tera naam hata dega……..”

“Bola tha proxy regularly maar…….. Saale tera class karne ka kya
faida hua…..”

6. Late submission of assignments:

” Maine us ko bola thaa ki copy karke mera assgnment bhi saath mein
submit kar dena”

“Ab mein kya karu usne mereko bole bina hi submit kar diya……..”

“They should allow XEROX………sala system hi kharab hai ”

7 . After exam:

“Yeh bhi syllabus mein thaa kya? Shitt…”

“kya bol raha hai yaar..aise karna tha kya”

“1st mein 3 marks…..2nd mein 0…….3rd mein 2…….
Gaya ……….fail pakka…….”

“Yaar notice lagte hi hata dena……..wo kya soochegi mera marks dekh
kar……”

8 . VIVA (b4 exam):

“Submission ab tak hua nahi hai , VIVA kya ghanta doonga”

“Aeee…….Akash…..terese kya kya poocha….mood kaisa hai..”

“External ke ghar mein bacche nahi hai kya…….”

“Dekh Boss!! external bhi aadmi hai. Usko pata hai students ki ab tak
preparation nahi hui hai”

9 . Submission:

“Ye bhi chhapna hai kya?”

“kaat kaat ke likh le…kaon padhta hai”

“Iska bhi print-out lena hai kya?”

“Jai ho computer baba ki……jai ho Ctrl C – Ctrl V ki…….”

“Tujhe Sir ka sign aata hai kya?”

10 .Copying Assignments:

“Ye tune kya likha hai????”

(The best one)

“Jo word samajh mein aa raha hai woh likh, jo nahi samajh mein aa raha
hai uska drawing nikal”

“Phir bhi, kuch to idea hoga??”

” Maine uska likha hai, mera assignment check ho gaya, tu bhi wohi kar.”

“Koi hint……..”

“Are baba ghaseet de……..na tu samjega na wo……..”

11. Exam:

“Jo (mujhe) aata hai, woh (paper mein)aata nahi hai; jo nahi aata hai
woh NAHI aata hai” ..VERY VERY TRUE !!

“ye question 2 saal se nahi poochha hai yaar….to ab kya poochenge”

“ye last time hi poochha thaa……is baar nahi aana chahiye”

“tere paas is ke notes hai??”

“Neend aa rahi mujhe to…thodi der so jata hoo..utha diyo pakka”

“woh chapter… mark weightage 6 marks… (facial ex-pressions speaks
the story)”

“nahi samjha to rat le” – PERFECT ONE

“Iss paper mein roll number ke kya order hai……..”

“Ek aur din ka gap de dete to kya 3rd World War ho jata tha kya……….”
I AGREE !! !!

April 2, 2009 | 3 Comments More

TIME TO WAKE UP : FOR THE SAKE OF INDIA

U CAN MAKE A HUGE DIFFERENCE TO THE INDIAN ECONOMY BY FOLLOWING FEW SIMPLE STEPS.


Small example,


Before 9 months                1 Euro € = IND Rs 57
Now,                                    1 Euro € = IND Rs 65

Do you think Canadian Economy is booming? No, but Indian Economy is Going Down.


Our Economy is in u’r hands

INDIAN economy is in a crisis. Our country like many other ASIAN countries is undergoing a severe economic crunch. Many INDIAN industries are closing down. The INDIAN economy is in a crisis and if we do not take proper steps to control those, we will be in a critical situation.


More than 30000 crore rupees of foreign exchange are being siphoned out of our country on products such as cosmetics, snacks, tea, beverages… etc which are grown, produced and consumed here .

A cold drink that costs only 70 / 80 paisa to produce is sold for NINE rupees, and a major chunk of profits from these are sent abroad. This is a serious drain on INDIAN economy.

“COCA COLA “and” SPRITE” belong to the same multinational company, “COCA COLA”?

Coke advertisements says ‘ JO CHAHO HOJAYE, COCACOLA ENJOY’

(Whatever the hell, let it happen, you drink coke) What can you do?



You can consider some of the better alternatives to aerated drinks.
You can drink LEMON JUICE, FRESH FRUIT JUICES, CHILLED LASSI (SWEET OR SOUR), BUTTER MILK, COCONUT WATER, JALJEERA, ENERJEE, MASALA MILK…….. ..

Everyone deserves a healthy drink, including you!
Over and above all this, economic sanctions have been imposed on us. We have nothing against Multinational companies, but to protect our own interests we request everybody to use INDIAN products only for next two years. With the rise in petrol prices, if we do not do this, the rupee will devalue further and we will end up paying much more for the same products in the near future.

January 5, 2009 | 3 Comments More

Utho Bharat Vaasiyo

ae mere watan ke logo,
zara utho sambhlo, jago.,
dekho-dekho ye rajnetik neta,
kahan le chale tumhare desh ko.
ab bhi waqt hai, cheen lo inke hathon se,
apne desh ko,


pata nahi kis khaee main
fenkenge legakar isko.
bahut kurbaniyo se jiti,
hamne ye azadi ki jang
aaj ki ye rajniti,


pata nahi kya layegi rang.
yadi chahte ho rehna azad,
to utho, sambhalo apne desh ko
mar kar in dhokhebaaz netaon ko dhakka
jeet lo rajniti ki jang.


aur bolo unki jaikar
jinhone lekar di tumhe ye azadi ahirkaar.
khel ke khoon ki holi,
thama di tumhe desh ki doli.


aao milkar sab yatan kare
HINDUSTAN hamara azad rahe, khushaal rahe,
abad rahe saugaat rahe ,
duniya ke sar ka taj rahe,

Happy Independence Day
BE PROUD TO BE AN INDIAN.

August 12, 2008 | 4 Comments More

tere aane ka vada…..

Tanha si zindzgi me tanha hai har rasta ,
dosto yaaro se jaise toota ho vasta,
sabhi hain saath par najane kiski kami hai,
itni khushiyo me najane kaisi gami hai.

Kyo patjhad me sawan ka deedar karta hoon,
kyo har ghadi sirf tera intezaar karta hoon,
tu kaun hai kaha hai, is sab se anjaan hoon,
kya teri tarah ,main bhi tera armaan hoon.
Tu na aa ,magar aane ka vada to kar,

meri andheri zindagi me thoda ujala to kar,
teri aas me najane kab se nahi soya,
teri yaad me najane kitni raate roya,
ab apni khushi se mera gam aadha to kar,
tu na aa magar aane ka vada to kar………….

April 9, 2008 | 20 Comments More

Kya Isi Ko Tum Sapno Ka Bharat Batate Ho

is dharti par paida hokar bhi kyu tum videsho me jaakar bas jaate ho,
apne desh ko bhoolkar angrezo ki seva karaate ho,
kya isi ko tum sapno ka bharat batate ho.

gandhi,subhash ne dilai azzadi humko fir bhi alexander ko great batate ho,
shahjahan ne banaya taj mahal to kyu statue of liberty ko dekhte reh jaate ho,
kya isi ko tum sapno ka bharat batate ho.

baal hanuman tha sabse pyaara fir kyu harry porter ko sunder batate ho,
angrezi school me padkar hindi bolne se lajjit ho jate ho,
kya isi ko tum sapno ka bharat batate ho.

mana desh ke neta chor hai par tum khud ko kyu baimaan banaate ho,
kyu tum garibo ko maarkar ameero ke pair chaatte ho,
kya isi ko tum sapno ka bharat batate ho.

tum shakespeare ke noble ko shreshth batate ho
kya rabrindanath ki kavitao me koi khoth paate ho,
jab kayi mahapurush hai hamaare paas to kyu james bond ke gun gaate ho,
gandhi,subhash,nehru,bhagat ne dekha tha ek sapna azaad bharat ka to
kyu ise partantra banate ho


kaun dega fir se kurbani jab tum hi angrezi ke gun gaate ho,
kya isi ko tum sapno ka bharat bataate ho.

by: Abhishek

August 9, 2007 | 6 Comments More

dosti naam nahi sirf doston ke saath rahe ne ka

ोस्ती नाम नहीं सिर्फ़ दोस्तों के साथ रेहने का..
बल्कि दोस्त ही जिन्दगी बन जाते हैं, दोस्ती में..

जरुरत नहीं पडती, दोस्त की तस्वीर की.
देखो जो आईना तो दोस्त नज़र आते हैं, दोस्ती में..

येह तो बहाना है कि मिल नहीं पाये दोस्तों से आज..
दिल पे हाथ रखते ही एहसास उनके हो जाते हैं, दोस्ती में..

नाम की तो जरूरत हई नहीं पडती इस रिश्ते मे कभी..
पूछे नाम अपना ओर, दोस्तॊं का बताते हैं, दोस्ती में..

कौन केहता है कि दोस्त हो सकते हैं जुदा कभी..
दूर रेह्कर भी दोस्त, बिल्कुल करीब नज़र आते हैं, दोस्ती में..

सिर्फ़ भ्रम हे कि दोस्त होते ह अलग-अलग..
दर्द हो इनको ओर, आंसू उनके आते हैं , दोस्ती में..

माना इश्क है खुदा, प्यार करने वालों के लिये “अभी”
पर हम तो अपना सिर झुकाते हैं, दोस्ती में..

ओर एक ही दवा है गम की दुनिया में क्युकि..
भूल के सारे गम, दोस्तों के साथ मुस्कुराते हैं, दोस्ती

June 11, 2007 | 7 Comments More

kyun kartay ho..

toot kay bhi tum hamein yaad kyun kartay ho
zamanay say juda hokar hamein pyaar kyun kartey ho

hum tu teray bina jeena seekh gayein hain
phir hamaray naam ko apnay saath mansoob kyun kartay ho

hamaray dil kay zakham to abhi tak taaza hain
phir hamein yaad karkay ankhon ko ashk baar kyun kartay ho

jeevan kay ik ik moor pay tum yunhi
mujhe apna bana kar logon kay taaney kyun bardaasht kartay ho

meray dil kay darwaazey kab say teeray liye khulay hain
tum saamnay ka bajayey hamesha peechay say waar kyun kartay ho

meri ghazalein faqt teray liye hain
phir dil kay teeron say mera hi shikar kyun kartay ho..”

April 27, 2007 | 5 Comments More
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